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just remembered the time i briefly defined types of relationships (platonic romantic familial and queerplatonic iirc) like offhandedly in a post and someone sent me an anon like “maybe since ur aro u should let people who know more about it exppain romantic relationships … ur description wasn’t emotional enough it felt like a definition” ????????? HUH

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@zuesue HORSES

Did you know that horses are still used for logging? Not just as a way to keep traditional handicrafts alive, but because horses are genuinely better at some jobs than machines?

Horses are much gentler on sensitive ecosystems, they're more flexible in rocky terrain, and they don't topple over on a hillside.

They can enter dense forests and drag out one specific tree without damaging the other trees and without compacting or eroding the soil.

They also run on hay instead of gas or electricity. Horses don't pollute the ecosystem with either oil leaks, gas stench, or noise.

In conclusion, draft horses are awesome c:

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you can hear dream do a lil celebratory dance hes too cute :(

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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

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SLIME Behind The Scenes vs Final Shot

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I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

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New vocal stim unlocked:

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bob woke up and chose violence on this day

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

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The first time either Dan or Phil suggested Dil was their son (ep15, 2015) + Sister Daniel fiercely calling him their son during Terrible Influence.

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and he'll love them more than you will

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I love that most of the lyrics to the tit song can be read as either from a creator or audience perspective but it makes "is it queerbaiting or homoerotic friction?" really funny because like are those guys gay for each other? even those guys don't know! hope they get it sorted out soon god bless

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The fact that this episode was uploaded on the Fourth of July is so funny to me.

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Very excited for the “best of jason” video that’s gotta come out at some point

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2015 / 2024+2025

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Sobbing it’s always this song that gets me

That first transition was diabolical