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does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it

rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds

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Friendly reminder to assume that all my OCs are Bisexual unless explicitly stated otherwise.

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Hilarious Animal Snapchats That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

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I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

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no one shows me more elon musk than people who claim to hate him so so much. stop talking about him then. post something cool instead thanks

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things i always keep in my backpack: 

the bible (king james edition)

a copy of the U.S. consitution

a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

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anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

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Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

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talking about your pet: oh they're my funny lil guy :) my fluffy silly troublemaker!

taking to your pet: you're a threat to society. you're a menace and terrorist and a war criminal. you're remorseless and silly and my funny lil guy :)

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if i could have any superpower it would be to have my teeth be brushed without having to move or even think about it. just every morning and night like clockwork, it’s already done for me.

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Dusk and Iris MunMun spirits (both sold)

This figures are casted in resin from my original sculpted piece and hand painted with acrylic paint by me. Some paint elements glow in UV light. Each coloration is unique and not repeatable.

*Size: 7.5 cm tall (excluding horns), 10 cm long

MunMun is a kind spirit of nature, who collected the features of various animals and elements in it’s appearance. It’s external features are fickle and gradually change depending on the area where you can meet him.

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Offline due to my qualms & ailments

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"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

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ghoulish. who benefits from this.