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Caine: I think you’ve all learned a lot from today’s activity! I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Jax: Interesting analogy. Chickens are famously bad at flying.

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Ragatha: What do you call disobeying the law?

Jax: A hobby.

Ragatha: *crosses their arms*

Jax: That we do not engage in!

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Gangle: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off "excessive crying" on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Gangle: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I can’t just walk up and join a circle of people talking, but it sounds great. Thanks.

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Jax: There's a line and I've clearly crossed it.

Jax: Let's keep going and see what happens.

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Caine, holding a saw: I will now attempt to saw Zooble in half!

Zooble, head sticking out of a box: CAINE YOU BETTER NOT YOU [%$!#]-ING [%$!#]

Pomni: Um.. Caine? You've done this trick before, right?

Caine: What trick?

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Ragatha: One of the many, many things that baffles me about Jax is that he manages to remain unmurdered.

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Gangle: I get really nervous when I get complimented.

Pomni: Why?

Gangle: I don't know what to say after.

Ragatha: You look nice today!

Gangle, panicking: Happy Birthday-

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Zooble:

Zooble: sigh

Zooble: Is he near me again?

Jax, standing right behind them: Yep.

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Jax, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Kinger: Tea.

Jax: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Jax: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-

Ragatha: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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"I don't have a nervous system, I am a nervous system."

- Gangle

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Ragatha: Before you do anything, ask yourself, "Would Jax do that?

Ragatha: If the answer is yes, do not do that thing.

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Ragatha: How are you today?

Pomni: Please don't make me think about this place.

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Jax: Am I going too far?

Ragatha: You went too far about seven hours ago.

Ragatha: Now we’re building a prison.