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V is a number sometimes, V and W are electrical units, and all three are elements on the periodic table.

We are rapidly approaching Digivolution territory.

the progression of the letters U -> V -> W feels like a pokemon evolution line

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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

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slenderman quinceañera

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Instantly realized that Detect Life sensing bacteria effectively creates a LIDAR. With the right technique to exclude airborne bacteria and increase the range, you could "see" the walls and floor of a pitch black dungeon covered in bacteria

spells that should be available at the discount spell shop:

water walking: the nearest bucket grows legs

summon skeleton: it’s inanimate. just some bones

shock: the spellbook is just full of dirty jokes

detect life: detects bacteria

shadow shape: your shadow takes on an interesting new shape

divine intervention: the nearest bush catches fire

mark: summons a guy called mark

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Retsarra has a difficult time getting a comm of his arcadionsona.

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As he called on the world’s 1.3 billion Catholics to pray for the bonds restraining the messiah to hold fast, Pope Francis warned Tuesday that the seals on Jesus’ tomb were weakening and Christ could escape at any moment. “Citizens of the world, brace yourselves, for soon the Risen Lord will roam the earth anew, unleashing death and destruction on everything in His path,” said the pontiff, adding that the Vatican had worked for centuries to keep Jesus safely bound and locked away in His crypt, but Church teachings had long foretold He would one day come again to visit His murderous wrath upon the children of God. Full Story

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The first and only time ive done an all night party (it was sponsored by my high school so grads wouldnt go off and do worse things after the ceremony), they served Oreo Pudding Bismarks. I loved them. I had more than four of them. I had no idea who catered and I have been hunting them ever since.

(via Instagram)

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if you forget to love and cherish them they start exploding faster and this white crust starts forming

a battery is a kind of bomb that will explode very slowly for you if you ask politely

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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fucking pratchett-ass answers

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Okay, so, we currently have:

Cant handle the snow (blocks the poorly designed headlights)

Cant handle the rain (pools in the chassis, shorts out the electronics)

Cant handle the sun (windshield cracks from thermal expansion)

Cant handle the wind (clearly not aerodynamic)

Are there any weather conditions this ""truck"" works in?

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

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you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this