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My pronouns in German are ich/mir/ihrs/ihn

that's right! unlike anyone else, I have a sexy fourth pronoun for the Genitiv declination

"Wegen ihrs haben wir einen neuen Pronomen"

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Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story by @bees-with-swords I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

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TIL that everytime someone writes "thing" they acutely mean thing, and they misspell because the i is next to the o on the keyboard.

—are you sad, what's going on?

- nothong

—oh :c

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Hot take, I don't like the proof by induction. It does prove things without room for discussion, but it feels like

-This is true

-Why

-I tested it for all numbers

-Ah

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AITA?

my friend told me we're like a butt and a fart,,,

they're gender fluid, and gas is a fluid, so,

am I the asshole?

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it's my mouth and I decide if I want to say bomb as boom

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My brother refuses to eat vegan, so every time he's at my home I smack him with my vegan chorizo in the face before cooking it

"There, now it contains human cruelty"

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I just watched a superheros series and thought "how silly that everyone chooses hero names. would ppl irl do that?"

and then remembered the internet. WE DO THAT ALREADY

anyways, now I'm trying to think of a cool super power with berries and software

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If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it’s unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge.

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If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it’s unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge.

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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

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lovely story from a friend today.

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One of the characters in our D&D party is an orc named Brick.  We’ve established that orcs get their names through tests of strength and that his name is Brick because it’s the strongest thing he was able to break with his bare hands.

By profession, Brick is a therapist.  His ultimate ambition is to one day do therapy so good that he can change his name to Depression.

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me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?

me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA