jimborg
jimborg
The Fantastic Index
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Heya, I'm Jimborg! I re-blog video games, Warhammer 40K, cute things, the occasional SJW post, and my thoughts on various subjects.
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Despite everything, it’s still ponies
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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The Herding Mage..
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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Fantasy Guide to Political Structures
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A Horse! A Horse! My X for a Horse!
Let's be honest, fantasy authors love their kingdoms and empires. You can throw a rock in a bookshop or a library in the fantasy section and you will 99.99999% hit a fantasy book that will be set in or mention either of those structures. But what are they really? What's the difference between them all? Are there any more examples of structures that would suit your WIP better? Are you using the right terms? Let's have a closer look.
Duchy
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A Duchy is a small territory ruled by a Duke/Duchess. While Duchies can be found in kingdoms, some duchies were sovereign states in their own right. Duchies are usually small by land mass but some duchies such as Burgundy were extremely powerful and influential. Independent Duchies were usually apart of a kingdom but grew so powerful that they eventually broke away to become a sovereign state in their own right. An example would be modern day Luxembourg, historic Milan and Burgundy.
Principality
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A principality is territory ruled by a Prince/Princess. A principality is typically smaller than a kingdom and in some instances, can be apart of a larger kingdom or be a sovereign state. Principalities have a history of having broken away from a larger kingdom or eventually becoming apart of a kingdom. A principality within a kingdom is ruled by a Prince/Princess, usually an heir of the monarch and can be used to train them up to assume the throne in the future. Examples include Monaco, Liechtenstein and Andorra.
Kingdom
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A sovereign state/country that is ruled by ruling King or a Queen. A kingdom is much larger and more powerful than a principality. Kingdoms can be feudal, meaning they are ruled in a strict hierarchy or an autocracy where the monarch rules alone with minimal input from the government or constitutional where the monarch is more of a figurehead and the government has a good chunk of control. Examples include England, Thailand and modern day Spain.
Commonwealth
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A Commonwealth isn't a popular choice in fantasy but it is an interesting structure. A Commonwealth in its most basic form is a collection of states that are linked by either a shared culture or history. A Commonwealth can be a politically power or an economic power, with every state allowed to participate as much as they like. Not one state leads the others, it is all one group of equals. A Commonwealth can be a good idea for a group of nations that are more powerful together with them keeping their own independence.
Federation
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A Federation is a political structure that is made up of united states or countries that are under a single government but each state is still independent and rules itself. Each state can have different laws, different cultures and economies but they all answer to the single government. Examples include the United States of America.
Republic
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A Republic is a territory that is ruled by leaders and heads of state that have been elected on merit and by choice of the people. Republics are not just countries but can also be much smaller areas such as cities. Republics are democratic in nature, with the people having a say in who leads them in accordance to a constitution. There are many kinds of Republic: presidential, parliamentary, federal, theocratic, unitary. Examples of Republics include the Republic of Ireland and the city of Florence.
Protectorate
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A Protectorate is a country/region/territory that is independent but relies on a larger, more powerful state for protection either in a military or diplomatic sense. A Protectorate was often used by Empires in order to maintain control over an area without annexing it. There are many reasons a larger state and the protectorate would agree to this, mainly the protectorate is much smaller meaning it is far more vulnerable to attack or it has very little power when compared to other states. A Protectorate allows the territory some power to rule itself but the larger state may feel the need or desire to interfere in the dealings of the territory. Examples of protectorates include the client kingdoms of the Roman Empire like Egypt before its annexation and Puerto Rico.
Empire
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An Empire is a collection of nations that are united under one sovereign head of state or government. An Empire is formed by one nation steadily taking control of other nations, either through straight invasion and colonization or acquiring them through marriage and other less violent ways. An Empire is powerful mainly because it can drum up more resources, more influence and more military power. An Empire might impose the traditions, beliefs and culture of its principal nation - the nation that started it all - onto its colonies for better control and feeling of uniformity. Empires never last, that is something to always remember. Empires will eventually fragment due to the vast size and sometimes revolt among the conquered states. Examples of empires include the Roman Empire, the Byzantine Empire, the Ottoman Empire.
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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weird cultural shift detected
Fam, be careful with your time online. I highly recommend sinking some time and energy into offline pursuits.
Try: knitting or crochet; gentle movement, stretching, walking if you can; playing a musical instrument, whether it's piano or penny whistle; and especially reading.
I do not mean performative BookTok reading that we do for likes because our neurotransmitters have been nerfed by modern life.
I mean actual reading that we do for ourselves alone.
If reading is hard, if attention or energy or memory are operating at a deficit, I get it. Nevertheless, please try. If you notice you're skipping across big chunks of text like a river stone, if you can't finish a paragraph, slow down, pronounce the words out loud. Stop sometimes and ask yourself what you just read. Explain the story or article or poem to your blorbo or your cat or a stuffed animal.
If your head feels scrambled up, no judgment. We may have incredibly intractable neurochemical reasons that this is hard. Just tell the blorbo, "That's hilarious, I don't remember any of what I just read. Let's read it again, together."
(Please don't ask A.I. to do this for you. Please. It's your right to read and think about it your own way. A.I. doesn't actually understand anything. Please don't assume it will guide you safely through this next weird phase of our human culture.)
If reading longform, offline, makes you feel bored or anxious, be gentle and patient with yourself. Start with stories you remember well, reliable sources of well-being. But please know you will need to put some backbone into it in the long run.
I think we are going to need to rebuild our ability to think, to process experience. This will be an unsupported activity. In fact, most of the really powerful cultural forces are making it very hard for us to notice, feel, perceive, or think clearly.
Not sure what, but something's happened quite recently that is making this situation much worse, some kind of tipping point.
Please read something every day.
Your friend, greenjudy
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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In anticipation of the new DLC, a friendly reminder of which animal is actually a weapon of mass destruction
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In some way, the Warp helped Robo to FINALLY got some space and peace. His purrs make the wall trumble...
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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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My apologies to whatever poor Ao3 tag wrangler first sees the 'Bruce Wayne Muppet Threeesome' tag.
Your gift basket is in the mail.
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough
characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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Hey everyone I’m 28 shorts for meds and essential I still do commissions, my PayPal is here plus as you can see I’m in the negative in my other account
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so I really can’t afford it
and everything although tumblr won’t let me see pictures and sent message properly so if you’d like anything dm me on discord you can find it on my pinned post ! Dono are also welcome just as reblogs ! Thank you in advance and I hope you’re having a lovely day !
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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Games to Get Excited About Fest 2025 has just dropped!
An indie games showcase designed from the ground up to respect viewer's time, with 110 indie games showcased in just over an hour. No filler, no cinematic trailers and no paid placements - all games are in the showcase under their own merit.
A huge thanks to everyone involved and for helping to make a games showcase about games! <3
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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This pics completely sfw so I'll share it here! made up a new dude who is an office worker feeling unsatisfied w his life until he completely turns it around and becomes a raver bunny boy in his mid 30s
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Skit by Argentinian comedy program Peter Capusotto y sus videos
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jimborg · 11 days ago
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reading through the Indomitus crusade 40k books and seriously it seems like halfway through each of the twenty-ish books (so far) Roboute Guilliman is like "goddamnit, okay, i'm pulling over the van, we gotta go fight [insert new target here]"
this crusade is never gonna end, and i guess THAT'S THE WHOLE LESSON ISN'T IT GUILLIMAN???? DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO???
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it's in the title cards!!!!! but i guess he was asleep for that part.
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