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da:i texting styles

cullen: responds right away, but never texts first

cassandra: still has a flip phone. takes her 2 minutes to type one word

leliana: zero punctuation, spells everything wrong or uses abbreviations, "u r a pain in my ass i fkin h8 u"

josephine: impeccable spelling and grammar, double checks texts before sending them

dorian: the LORD of 8 texts in a row. like seriously dorian for fucks sake sTOP HITTING ENTER. also hypothetical 3am questions

iron bull: emojis for days, types "that's what she said" in the group chats

solas: *read 4:25 pm*

blackwall: one-word replies, if you can get him to text back at all

sera: at least 1 swear word in every text, whether it makes sense or not

varric: famous for his surprisingly detailed drunk texts

vivienne: has the latest iphone, only uses it for instagram

cole: forgets he even has a phone

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Graves: Credence, I need the-

[Credence hands him MACUSA reports]

Graves: Oh, also, I didn't have a chance to-

[Credence hands him coffee]

Graves: Marry me?

Credence: I took care of that too. We've been married for the last three years.

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hogwarts pride aesthetics ｡：ﾟ

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Hufflepuff: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Slytherin: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Hufflepuff: You don't have to wear it.

Slytherin:No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Occamy Occasion

Credence: Mr. Graves, look! Mr. Scamander sent me an Occamy egg as gift for my birthday.

Graves: Wait...An Occamy!?

Credence: Yes, he wrote that he had seen how much I had taken to his and thought I would be a good caretaker...

Graves: Credence how is an Occamy supposed to live here? In my apartment? It'll destroy it!

Credence: Well, Mr. Scamander said it would be fine as I kept it in a small box...

Graves: But...*sigh*

Credence: May I keep it, Mr. Graves? Please? ...I've never gotten a gift for my birthday, and don't want to be rude to Me. Scamander...

Graves: ....Of course, of course. Don't fret Credence, just be careful with it...

Credence: Thank you Mr. Graves!

--- 2 months later

Graves: CREDENCE! THE OCCAMY IS IN MY TEAPOT AGAIN!

Credence: Oh, sorry...Perce likes your cupboards...I'm sorry...

Graves: It's fine...just...an unusual surprise...and I again am perplexed by your decision to name it after me...

Credence: I just named him after my favorite person...

Graves: *snorts the coffee he is drinking*

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We’ve lived in the shadows for too long.

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Newt: That's it. I'm going to divorce you.

Percival: Not if I divorce you first.

Credence: If you two will not shut up and let me sleep I'll divorce both of you. It's 6 am, can you please stop with all your coffee vs. tea nonsense?

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I’m sorry, my English is pretty poor. There could be some (many?) mistakes.

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relatable.

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OMG, am I Mr. Graves?!

Percival Graves + Text Posts

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things i am enjoying about gravebone in no particular order

there are flavors to this ship ranging from angst to fluff to abuse to recovery and because of plot shenanigans they could all be canon

pre-canon where they meet when graves isn’t replaced by grindelwald yet followed up by angst ridden canon timeline fic of both of them in p a i n

we have no canon percival graves personality and while some would see that as making no basis for a ship i just see a blank canvas of opportunity

fics where graves is still kind of an asshole (everyone believed the way grindelwald acted was legitimate so he couldn’t have been the warmest of dudes) but overall a dedicated public servant who’s heart is just slightly marinated in scotch

fics where credence comes out of the events of the movie a somewhat more confident person, possessive of his magic (and of graves)

the narrative of someone who has never been a victim before in his life coping with suddenly becoming one and someone who has never been anything but a victim finally learning to take something for himself

the “i’m not good for you” trope has never tasted so sweet

just the right amount of christian overtones

good god the porn

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Find someone who looks at you like Ezra Miller looks at Colin Farrell

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Graves: *gives Credence a journal* Alright, my boy, I wish for you to note and record all your emotions, it will help control your powers.

Credence: Yes, sir, right away, sir!

Three days later, Graves inspects the journal and mostly finds drawings of nifflers, unicorns, CxG initials placed in hearts and addresses of bridal shops and wedding cakes, and “Credence Graves” doodled all over the pages.

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Credence stays with Percival now. When graves is at work, Credence tries on his clothes and pretends he’s Percival Graves. Percival came back home to grab something for a case and all he sees is the kid with his suit on trying to be meancing. Credence notices  Graves is there and tries to take  the clothes off, but Percival stops him saying he looks good. And now Percival is giving credence lessons on not only how to dress good but also look intimidating around others