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Things are kinda dead over here, so if anybody has some Requests they want done, that’d be great.

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imagine your icon but three inches tall

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What's some la Squadra head cannons? Or specifically your fave member of la Squadra head cannons.

I already did some La Squadra Gen here, so I’ll just expand on Mr. Freeze.

Apologies if this is too risque, but I kinda wanna hold Ghiaccio’s hand a little.

-I feel like Ghiaccio likes having his scalp massaged. Do this, & he will be putty in your hands. Grouchy putty, but putty nonetheless.

-Due to his Stand, Ghiaccio has a pretty low body temperature, so he winds up sleeping with a lot of blankets.

-If, by some weird twist of the universe he latches onto somebody (as I mentioned previously, Ghiaccio being affectionate isn’t something you should expect too often), he’s gonna leech all the heat out of them.

-Is actually very touch-starved, but rarely initiates anything himself. Which is why if someone even touches him on the shoulder, he’ll just freeze right up (no pun intended). At least warn him beforehand so he can mentally prepare himself.

-Went to college to study literature, but dropped out (read as: got expelled) because of reasons. Ghiaccio Reasons™.

-Gets along pretty well with Pesci, with them being two of the newer members of La Squadra.

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I loved all the prompts you answered!!! They are really fun but I'm always afraid I ask for hard characters to write ha...

Now listen here, you lovable slice of salami! Don’t you worry about asking for hard characters! I don’t mind the challenge, & even if I did, I have to improve somehow!

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So, how’s everybody doing today?

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We’re almost there! I might do aesthetic requests for characters when I hit 200. Does that sound alright with all of you?

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I think it makes sense to clear out your ask every so often. Especially seen as you're doing requests. Requests are just that, it means you get to pick and choose whatever you feel inspired to do!

Thanks for being understanding! Things were honestly getting a tad overwhelming, so I thought it best to give myself a fresh start & not put so much on my plate at once. It’s kind of a relief to know you’re not mad!

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So uh, does anybody wanna send me something? Please don’t bombard me with requests or anything too specific, though. I just wanna get back into the swing of things.

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Hey folks

I wanted a fresh slate, so I decided to clean out my inbox. Also, does anybody mind if I knock the Request Limit down to 5? I've had like, zero experience with writing before this blog, so I may have bitten off more than I could chew by setting it at 10, which is probably what caused me to burnout. Thank you for your time!

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Binding is not safe. Long term, it is detrimental to your physical health. While the social and psychological benefits might outweigh the physical risks for many people, the choice to bind should be made with the understanding that the risks cannot be eliminated even with great care to ensure good fit and avoid overuse. Tightly compressing a large part of your body with many complex skeletal and muscular connections on a regular basis damages your body over time. Take off-days, wear the proper size from reputable makers, don’t sleep or exercise in them, and take them off as often as possible - all good advice that you absolutely must follow to be as safe as possible, but it’s impossible to guarantee that there will not be complications.

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send me a number and get to know me

Favorite artist?

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Last text message that made you smile?

Are you single?

Do you have a crush on someone on this site?

Would you be my friend?

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If you want to do headcanons maybe some for Tonio with a fem S/O that likes to mess with him at work!

I’m sorry if these aren’t that good. Tonio is surprisingly hard to write for (at least for me…).

-Tonio is overall pretty easygoing, so he doesn’t particularly mind a little playful teasing, & he may make some remarks of his own. However, he’d prefer if you leave any “Pearl Jam” comments for after he’s closed for the day. He finds them…distracting.

-Though please, if you want to do anything in the kitchen, for both of your sakes, make sure you’re sanitary first. Wash your hands, at the very least.

-He’s also not too bothered if you tease him when there’s customers around as long as you’re not picking at him or you’re not doing it when he’s focusing on an order. If someone has an ailment Tonio needs his Stand to fix, he wants to make sure they get his undivided attention so he doesn’t accidentally make things worse.

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i heard your inbox was empty so HERE I AM, YOUR LOCAL STANDFUCKER, asking for some cute and fluffy headcanons for a small, very excitable and affectionate crusader / romantic interest who makes no secret of how found they are of the boys' stands (this includes iggy, because i would KILL AND BE KILLED for this dog, though obviously this is purely platonic, lmao) THANK ♥

Tbh I REALLY wanna give Hierophant’s mask a lil’ smooch. Just sayin’.

Jotaro

-Just to be clear, your bubbly personality will most likely put Jotaro off at first. So if you want to get close to him, at least try to tone it down.

-Why you gravitate so much to his Stand is beyond him. Jotaro himself is right there. Why can’t you show some love to annoy him directly?

-Even when he starts to not mind get used to the affection, try not to be too clingy, or else he’ll probably start avoiding you. This doesn’t last too long though. Just know when to back off, & you’ll do fine.

-That aside, once you & Jotaro are close enough (which will take some time), he may start bringing Star Platinum out more often to fiddle with your hair or hold your hand. Maybe even cuddle with you if he’s in a good enough mood. Don’t expect that last part too often, though.

Joseph

-Joseph doesn’t really get why you’re showering his Stand with affection when he’s right there, nor why you’re so enamored with a bunch of brambles, but if it makes you happy, he’s got no complaints.

-This is probably more of a general hc, but I think the thorns on Hermit Purple are more sensitive than the actual vine. Do with this what you will.

-Sometimes when you’re not paying attention, Joseph will lightly brush his Stand against you to startle or tickle you.

-If you challenge him to a tickle fight as payback, be warned! Joseph Joestar is the Tickle Master™, even without Hermit Purple!

Abdul

-Abdul doesn’t really mind having Magician’s Red out for you or answering whatever questions you have (however outlandish they may be). He knows that Stands can be a complicated subject, even for other Stand Users, & the small ego boost he gets when he sees your eyes light up doesn’t hurt, either.

-Sometimes he’ll make his Stand do some cool fire stuff, if you ask nicely.

-You:*runs fingers through Magician’s Red’s feathers* 

Magician’s Red:*content bird noises*

-When you two are alone, Abdul may bring out Magician’s Red to hold you. Or if he’s not too busy, he’ll bring the three of you into a cuddle pile of sorts.

Polnareff

-Polnareff gets kinda jealous at the amount of attention his Stand is getting, & he’s terrible at hiding it.

-Please give Actual Polnareff more affection! He knows that Silver Chariot is an extension of himself, but he still feels lonely!

-If Polnareff doesn’t have his Stand out, feel free to tease him by asking “Oh, where has my brave, handsome knight gone? Whoever will protect me from danger now?”. The more exaggerated, the better.

Kakyoin

-Kakyoin is pretty flattered that you’re so taken by this integral part of him, & whenever you ask to see Hierophant, his heart can’t help but beat just the tiniest bit faster (he doesn’t plan on telling you for a while, though.)

-You bet your buns he’s gonna be a little shit about it!

-”If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re more in love with my Stand than me.”

-If you catch Kakyoin off-guard & smooch Hiero on his mask, you’ll probably make him blush redder than his hair, & he’ll go unusually quiet. Do this if you want to stop his teasing for a bit. Just know that he’ll get revenge once he recovers.

I’m sorry! I couldn’t think of anything for Iggy! Please don’t be mad!

(These weren’t too short, were they?

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if ur lgbt reblog this w/ what u identify as n your fav song that you’ve been listening to on repeat

for example i’m a gay trans dude n i’ve been listening to C’mon by Kesha for three days straight

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Reblog if you want Star Platinum to tuck you into bed at night and stay beside you until he’s sure you’re sleeping happily

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Sorry it’s taking a little to answer prompts. Depression’s been kicking my ass lately