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fiercestredhead:

Ginny had been sitting in the Burrow’s kitchen, nursing a cup of tea. September 1st was drawing closer and closer, and she was absolutely dreading going back to school. She didn’t want to have breakfast, lunch and dinner every day in the hall where her dead brother had lain. Where Remus, Tonks and Collin had lain. She also wasn’t very excited to leave her recently re-established with Harry behind. And last but not least, she was afraid her mum would collapse when she left.

At the knock on the door, Ginny looked up, frowning at the closed door for a second before getting up and walking over to it, opening it on a crack, her right hand clutching her wand in her sleeve. “Angelina?” Ginny said, opening the door further to let the older girl in. “I…come in. Do you want some tea?” 

She hadn’t expected the door to opened as quickly as it was. She almost jumped, taken back to a time when she had to ask her friends questions to make sure it was really them. 

Angelina nodded. “Yeah. T-that’d be great.” Her voice was soft and quiet, unlike her usual loud self. She wanted to scream though. Not at Ginny, but at the cruel would that had taken a lover from her and a brother from her friend.

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“Were you about to say I love you too? I wasn’t trying to get off the hook. I was annoyed and mad and it just… . .slipped out.”

“Of course, I’m serious! I wouldn’t have said it if I hadn’t meant it.”

"What?!"

[ Meme ]; Accepting

“I—What? I mean, you—you can’t just—No. Not off the hook that easy, Ang.”

“…You’re not serious, are you?”

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leeriverofwordsjordan:

30 seconds? Lee tried to gauge the situation. She didn’t want him to kiss her. Too angry and that was probably a fantasy that would never materialize. The option least likely to cause him bodily harm was,“You look lovely today.”

She bit the inside of her cheek trying not to smile. It wasn’t the answer she was looking for, but it was nice to know. “Thank you, but not the answer I was looking for,” she told him, thinking about the pillow she’d found filled with insects. Her eyes narrowed. “Did you hear about the prank Fred and George tried to pull on me? Did you know about it?”

Square symbol

18. You have thirty seconds.

Angelina was not happy. Not only did she not like being pranked by the twins, but she also wasn’t used to it. She was also pretty sure that Lee knew something about it. He was their best friend so he must have at least heard something in passing about this prank. “You have thirty seconds.” This might not be the best way to approach him, but Angelina honestly did not care right now. She was pissed.

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lavendxr:

  “Enormous. I’m pretty sure you could see it from the     moon by now. Oh, she’s lovely, really. I like her much     better than I like him these days, I think. She’s so much     nicer than he is – I don’t know what she sees in him.”

   “I know how that is. I don’t get on with my sister much    these days. We’ve always butt heads, but it seems to    happen more than usual these days. Opposites attract    right? Maybe he’s different with her when they’re in private.” 

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humanbludgers:

“You’re a right pain in the arse, ’s what you are.” Rolling his eyes, Fred slid his hand into her hair to pull her in and kiss her forehead. “Completely untrue, I said. Completely.”

“Fair enough. Consider your terms accepted. Would you rather a lad or a lady?”

“Yeah, but I’m your pain in arse so consider yourself lucky.” She smiled and leaned into him. “You’re right it’s completely untrue. My mistake to think I could get away with lying about Fred Weasley.”

“It would depend on the person. Their interests, their personality, their looks. I’m game for either really.”

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whirlwindmorgan liked for a starter

“So why’d you quit Quidditch exactly? You were really good for a second you and then third you just. . . . .stopped. Why?” Angelina was curious. She’d seen Iraja fly and knew that this girl could be great if she kept practicing. The 7th year didn’t know why she’d stopped though. Curiosity always got the best of her though, so she’d asked why the younger had quit.

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She didn’t know why she’d showed up at Ginny’s house. She shouldn’t be here. It was late, but somehow, she couldn’t bring herself to care. It was hard for her to care about anything right now. She hadn’t taken Fred’s death well at all. If anyone understood it would be Ginny. (She couldn’t bring herself to face George yet.) So she raised her fist and knocked on the door of her friend’s childhood home.

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“I think I’m pregnant.”

“Are you kidding? No, don’t answer that. Do you know how far along you are? Did you tell your parents? Who’s the father? A-are you going to keep it?”

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you-make-me-wander:

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.”

“Do you want me to leave?”

“You are not going without me.”

“I can’t believe you!”

“I swear it won’t happen again.”

“What did you say?”

“I’m not jealous.”

“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

“We can’t keep doing this.”

“Are you sure this is legal?”

“Isn’t this amazing?”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“Stay the night. Please.”

“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

“Run away with me.”

“You did WHAT?”

“Quit whining.”

“Get outta my sight!”

“Why are you so annoying?”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

“Never in a million years.”

“Don’t ask me that…”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“What’s with the box?”

“W- What are you doing?”

“Say it!”

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Are you done with that?”

“What’s going on here?”

“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”

“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

“Did you do this on purpose?!”

“Kiss me.”

“Are you still awake..?”

“Excuse you?”

“This is all your fault!”

“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”

“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

“It’s not fair!”

“I could kill you right now!”

“Knock it off!”

“Screw you!”

“You’re a complete moron!”

“I love this song!”

“I can’t be in love with you!”

“Make me.”

“Don’t tempt me.”

“I hate you.”

“You are infuriating!”

“Just shut up already.”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“Bite me.”

“Eat me.”

“Kiss my ass.”

“Just admit I’m right.”

“Just admit you’re wrong.”

“You are being ridiculous!”

“That’s irrational.”

“Listen to me!”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“That’s it. End of discussion.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“You shouldn’t have said that.”

“Fuck you!”

“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

“How dare you?”

“I dare you!” 

“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 

“Well this is awkward…”

“Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”

“Can I touch your boob?”

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”

“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”

“Give me cake or give me death.”

“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”

“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”

“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”

“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”

“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”

“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”

“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”

“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”

“I vote today to be a pajama day.”

“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”

“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”

“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”

“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”

“This would not happen if I had a penis!”

“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”

“To the night you’ll never remember!”

“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”

“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”

“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”

“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”

“Fuck the sandwich guy!”

“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”

“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”

“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”

“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”

“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”

“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”  

“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”

“It’s midnight, what do you want?”

“I think I know how to use a bed.”

“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”

“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”

“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”

“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“I’m pregnant!”

“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”

“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”

“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”

“Pregnancy suits you…”

“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”

“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”

“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”

“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”

“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”

“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”

“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…”

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“What, does that feel good?”

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”

“Are you wearing my shirt?”

“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

“We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?”

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

“Shooting star, make a wish.”

“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”

“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”

“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”

“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”

“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”

“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”

“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”

“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?”

“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

“I’m not actually feeling anything.”

“Are you getting any closer?”

“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”

“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”

“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”

“Wow, you’re hot.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”

“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”

“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”

“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”

“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…

[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?

[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.

[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.

[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!

[text] I know what you did last summer…

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

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Starter Call!

Hello, guys! I’ve been a way for about a week due to college. It’s my first year attending college! So now that I’ve gotten settled, I should be a bit more active. I finished all my drafts (they’re in the queue). Now back on topic. Like this if you want a starter from me and Angie! I don’t bite and I promise Angie’s bark is worse than her bite. 

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humanbludgers:

“What, seriously? Why d'you have to come out with this stuff while I’m trying to be mad at you?

“All right, fine. You’re pardoned for spreading totally untrue rumours about me. But I’m holding you to this, y'know. We’re gonna go threesome shopping one of these days.“

“I don’t know why you bother trying to stay mad at me. You know you can’t. I’m too lovable.

“Well, they aren’t completely untrue. Fine, but we have to agree on the person and I want breakfast in bed the morning after since I’ll probably be exhausted. Those are my terms.” 

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"Don't you worry if I disappear."

“Disappear? If you disappear wouldn’t you want someone to come and find you? Is someone hunting you?”

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Ed Sheeran sentence starters

"I saw a shooting star and thought of you."

"You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love."

"If you wanna put this on me, that’s fine, I never blamed you for anything at all."

"The world looks better through your eyes."

"It's only been one night of love and maybe that is not enough."

"If I fall for you, would you fall too?"

"It's not a homeless life for me, it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be."

"I haven't slept for the past week, two hours ain't enough for me."

"I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke."

"You can stay with me forever or you could stay with me for now."

"Outside the day is up and calling, but I don't have to be so, please go back to sleep."

"Never been better since all the therapy."

"And you know, if I let you go, I'll still keep you safe."

"You are the one I fall asleep with but never wake up to."

"The worst things in life come free to us."

"I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed."

"What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all."

"I know I'll never hold you like I used to."

"I'll be drunk again to feel a little love."

"I know you'll never love me like you used to."

"I found your hair band on my bedroom floor, the only evidence that you've been here before."

"I don't drink like everybody else, I do it to forget things about myself."

"There's no chance that we'll work it out."

"I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied."

"Everybody said we'd be together forever."

"Everything's great and everything's sure, but you live in your halls and I live in a tour bus."

"Pain is only relevant if it still hurts."

"If I was gonna go somewhere, I'd be there by now."

"I should ink my skin with your name."

"I should run you a hot bath and fill it up with bubbles."

"You should never cut your hair 'cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder."

"You will never know just how beautiful you are to me."

"Maybe you're hoping for a fairy tale, too."

"This is the start of something beautiful."

"And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm."

"I'm out of touch, I'm out of love."

"I think I love you better now."

"Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd."

"Let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures."

"You need me, man, I don’t need you."

"Never be anything but a singer-songwriter, yeah."

"People think that I’m bound to blow up."

"I haven’t got a house, plus I live on a couch."

"They say I’m up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator."

"Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady."

"I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet."

"Give me love like her, 'cause lately I've been waking up alone."

"All I want is the taste that your lips allow."

"Give me love like never before, 'cause lately I've been craving more."

"It's been a while but I still feel the same... maybe I should let you go."

"Another love that's gone to waste."

"If I kissed you, will your mouth read this truth?"

"Darling, how I miss you."

"You made me scream, but then I made you cry."

"Maybe you should learn to love her like the way you wanna be loved."

"I never told her that I liked the way she dances slightly out of time and pretends she knows the words to a song she's never heard."

"You’re not her, though I try to see you differently."

"I will try to find another one who suited me as well as her."

"We never even tried, we never even talked, we never even thought in the long run."

"Whenever it was painful, whenever I was away, I’d miss you."

"I didn't mean to break your heart."

"Everybody falls apart sometimes."

"I know you've found another one, but won't you just hold me tonight."

"They don't know we don't speak anymore."

"I will stop trying to fall in love again... it never works out anyway."

"But I am not anything like I was."

"I don't wanna lose a lover and friend in one night if that's alright."

"I shouldn't have fucked with your mind and your life too many times."

"I never meant to sleep around, I was just lonely."

"When I see my future, it is with you."

"We're not friends, nor have we ever been."

"If they find out, will it all go wrong?"

"We're not friends, we could be anything."

"Friends don't treat me like you do."

"Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand 'cause you're waiting for me."

"I know, you're gonna be away a while, but I've got no plans at all to leave."

"Just promise me, you'll never leave again."

"Just promise me, you'll always be a friend."

"Everything changes, but we'll be strangers if we see this through."

"I've been sat with you for most of the night, ignoring everybody here."

"Don't you worry if I disappear."

"I'm not really looking for another mistake."

"I was never looking for a friend."

"Maybe you could swing by my room around ten, baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin."

"Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said."

"Maybe we'll go together and just figure it out."

"Trust and respect is what we do this for."

"You didn't need to take him to bed that's all."

"I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex of course."

"It's not like we were both on tour, we were staying on the same fucking hotel floor."

"I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment, but it was never just fun and I thought you were different."

"This is not the way you realize what you wanted."

"It's a bit too much, too late if I'm honest."

"Getting high as two kites when we needed to breathe."

"I'd disappear, you'd call me selfish, I understand but I can't help it."

"So we can either deal with the pain and wait to get on a plane."

"You should go, 'cause I ain't ever coming home."

"I've been livin' on the road, but then again you should know."

"You won't ever be alone... wait for me to come home."

"Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul."

"When I'm away, I will remember how you kissed me."

"How'd I get so faded?"

"I feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream."

"I've been looking for a lover, thought I'd find her in a bottle."

"I'll be feeling this tomorrow."

"You look so wonderful in your dress, I love your hair like that."

"We are surrounded by all of these lies and people who talk too much."

"You got the kind of look in your eyes as if no one knows anything but us."

"All that you are is all that I'll ever need."

"Just don’t expect me back this evening."

"I love him from my skin to my bones but I don’t wanna live in his home."

"I was raised to keep quiet."

"I don't wanna hate you."

"I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school."

"I knew he had his eyes on you."

"He's not the right guy for you."

"Don't hate me 'cause I write the truth."

"I would never lie to you but it was never fine to lose you."

"I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep with in your closet."

"Fact is you're mad at me because I backtrack so casually."

"You're practically my family, if we married then I'll guess you'd have to be."

"Tragically our love just lost the will to live, but would I kill to give it one more shot? I think not."

"I don't love you, baby, I don't need you... I don't want you anymore."

"I'm not cut out for life on the road 'cause I didn't know I'd miss you this much."

"I guess I'm not the man that you need."

"Ever since you went to uni, I've been sofa surfing with a rucksack full of less cash and I guess that could get bad."

"When I broke the industry, that's when I broke your heart."

"I was supposed to chart and celebrate, but good things are over fast."

"I tend to turn you off and switch on my professional features, then I turn the music off and all I'm left with is to pick up my personal pieces."

"Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with."

"I know you have a day job, but mine is 24/7."

"I still love you and I need you by my side if I could."

"The irony is if my career and music didn't exist, in 6 years, you'd probably be my wife with a kid."

"I'll die from a thrill, go down in history as just a wasted talent."

"Eventually I'll be fine, I know that it was never meant to be."

"These things happen for a reason and you can't change shit."

"Take my apology, I'm sorry for the honesty, but I had to get this off my chest."

"I will be loving you 'til we're 70."

"People fall in love in mysterious ways."

"I fall in love with you every single day."

"For four years I never had a place to stay."

"At 16 years old, I moved out of my home."

"I tattooed the lyrics onto my arm."

"I'll hold ya and you'll think of him."

"I'll never trust you again, you can just be a friend."

"If we should die tonight, then we should all die together."

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It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

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bisexualwillscarlet:

As requested by a couple of people, here is the copy of the actual Pottermore quiz that will break down how much of each house you identify with at the end of the quiz. And before you say “omg, that equals to more than a hundred percent!” this quiz works a little differently than most. Instead of questions that are like “"this" answer is the Slytherin one and “this” answer is the clearly Hufflepuff one” I believe that the questions work more like “this option gets you 5 points for Slytherin, this one gets you 4, this one gets you 3 to add up at the end” etc for all the houses, so they’re like “how much is this a _blank house_ thing to do” which is probably a more accurate representation than the former option.

Example: My results were 82% Slytherin and 79% Ravenclaw, so I’d probably be one of the ones that the sorting hat took my preference into account, since I’m almost equally both. ;)

Quiz

Pottermore Quiz

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spankinggoodkeeper:

Oliver snorted. “I haven’t met tha right girl yet. Who can deal with sharin’ me with tha team,” he explained. Of course, not having a girlfriend didn’t keep him from fooling around. He was no virgin. But he wasn’t interested in a relationship right now.

Angelina shrugged. “Well, I’m sure you’ll find her. She’s probably right around the corner. You’ll bump into her and it will be love at first sight.” Not that Angelina believed in that sort of thing. She wasn’t even sure how long love lasted, let alone if it existed. 

Quidditch || Oliver & Angelina