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NO, I seee the vision. He's got those DaVinci level sketches in a leatherbound book somewhere in his organized mess of an office within the depths of the factory. Like, I know he'd be crafting with metal, when he isnt creating Soldats; but, he's also sketching away on occasions and it's equally as beautiful.

Heisenberg in my books is an artist. You can’t tell me bro didn’t doodle some of his ideas and draw when bored? I know bro have his small things he did to pass the time. I know bro was angry but I like to believe he had his small sad quite days.

And I think he’d be a very talented artist tho he never show his work since he thinks it’s “stupid” but really it’s one of many of his raw emotions that isn’t driven by anger.

Anywho. Bye. B)

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girls when they can’t find fanfics about the character they’re currently obsessed with :

(it’s me, i’m girls. i’ve already read them all)

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Put another OC in the x reader tag, I dare you...

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LEON KENNEDY IS NOT AN INCESTUOUS R4PIST CHILD LOVER OR ANY OF THOSE AWFUL THINGS YOU POST WITH HIM!!! HE LIKES APPLE PIE, BAKING COOKIES, AND FIGHTING BIO-TERRORISM!!!

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Leon S. (Shonda) Kennedy

Couples Shit with Leon S. Kennedy:

"Bickering" with Leon if only because you love his deadpan and snarky responses.

Hitting him with a variant of "Okay, Boomer" whenever his inner old man comes out because Leon's humor is decidedly CORNY at times.

Conversely, calling him "Boy Scout" sometimes when he's just... Leon.

Speaking of corny, one of your love languages is CORNY pick-up lines and zingers, of which Leon will either a.) groan or b.) pull a UNO Reverse and use them on you, prompting you to groan.

Raunchily flirting with Leon, especially when he's making food. Mans can't even baste the meat without you making it sexual. It used to fluster him but now he'll roll his eyes in faux exasperation and take it in stride. Maybe. Depending on how horny he is. 👀

Your main inside joke is that the S in Leon S. Kennedy changes every time. ("What's the S stand for?" "Sarah.")

Telling Leon that he looks so sexy when he runs his hand through his hair. You'll sometimes actually tuck a strand behind his ear just to see him shake his head some and run a hand through his hair to style it again.

Piggybacking off that, they always say that the quickest way to a man's heart is his stomach. In Leon's case, it's both his stomach and his scalp. Give him a nice head massage because he doesn't wanna think anymore and he's putty in your hands.

Being convinced that he had a goth or rebel phase as a teenager because there's no way your precious Leon has been the boy next door his entire life. But sometimes the way he talks about the stuff he got up to in his childhood has you convinced that he might have been after all...

Hugging Leon for the explicit purpose of grabbing his ass. Similarly, hugging Leon from behind for the explicit purpose of grabbing his pecs. Or caressing his stomach. Or trailing your hands down further... 👀

No morning with you is complete without you kissing Leon's cheek, smacking that ass of his, and telling him to have a wonderful day. In that order.

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I've never felt more seen 😂

Hello

Can I request headcanons for a fem Healer! Reader with the Mortal Kombat boys (Specifically Bi-Han, Liu Kang, Reptile, Kuai Liang, Shang Tsung, Fujin, Raiden and Johnny? If that’s too much you can skip it!)

Like, reader is gentle and kind, but also kinda blunt and will speak her mind when it calls for it?💀

Thanks!

Multiple MK Men with a Blunt!Fem!Healer S/O

warnings, none !!

note, i was gonna do all of them but i ended up falling asleep so this is all I got done😭

Bi-Han

જ⁀➴ "I swear, you have fresh injuries each day."

જ⁀➴ Bi-Han grinned, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Occupational hazards, my dear healer. Keeps life interesting."

જ⁀➴ "Tuh, whatever. If you keep getting into these 'occupational hazards', you won't have a life to keep interesting, no?" you retorted, shaking your head in mock disapproval while attending to his injuries.

Liu Kang

જ⁀➴ "For someone that's supposed to be a demi-god, you sure do get injured quite a lot." You sassed while patching up his arm.

જ⁀➴ Liu Kang chuckled, the sound a mixture of amusement and pain. "Well, even gods need a little tender loving care sometimes."

જ⁀➴ "Don't mistake my bluntness for lack of care," you retorted with a raised eyebrow. "I just call it as I see it. Now hold still, or I might decide to leave you with that bruise."

Syzoth

જ⁀➴ "You know... I'm not so sure you're qualified for this. Don't you think I need a veterinarian?" Syzoth joked around with you.

જ⁀➴ "Very funny." You said, turning to look at Syzoth with a blank stare.

જ⁀➴ "Ah...!" He hissed as you poured alcohol over his wound to ensure it wouldn't get infected before you started working on it.

જ⁀➴ "Maybe next time, I'll find a vet to tend to my lizard boyfriend," you remarked, not missing a beat, as you continued your work.

Kuai Liang

જ⁀➴"How in the elder gods name did you manage to burn yourself with your own power? I thought I chose the responsible brother." You jokingly nagged.

જ⁀➴ "Well, you see, when you're as talented as me, even fire obeys my command... most of the time," he grinned, trying to recover some dignity after your playful scolding.

જ⁀➴ "Hmm, guess you weren't so talented this time, my love." You said, pressing a kiss on his cheek and continuing to wrap his hand.

Fujin

જ⁀➴ "Where does it hurt, Fujin? Just because I have these gifts doesn't mean I know exactly where each injury is."

જ⁀➴ Fujin chuckled softly, the wind seeming to carry the sound. "The injury is right here, my sweet," Fujin said, placing his hand on the left side of his ribcage.

જ⁀➴ "Thank you... and you said you earned this by someone deflecting your own wind shot back at you? How embarrassing..." you remarked, finishing the healing process with a gentle touch and a small smile on your face.

Johnny

જ⁀➴ "For one of the biggest martial artists in the world, you sure are pretty dumb."

જ⁀➴ "Babe, don't be like that! I wouldn't say dumb... I'd say I'm just very adventurous!" He said, reclining to prop his head up on his arms.

જ⁀➴ "Shit...shit! Still sore," he muttered hurriedly, carefully putting them down.

જ⁀➴ "And danger-prone," you deadpanned, shaking your head while tending to yet another injury earned from his 'adventures.'

𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞; 𝐨𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 🫶🏾 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐦 (𝐢𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥) 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 !!

𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

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First Meeting

Me as a green/blue lantern: secretly giggling like a school girl with a crush, and twirling my curls after threatening to (lovingly) punch Guy Gardner's lights out for being an absolute d-bag. Michael is completely over the entire encounter. *sighs*

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A mood

i've realized some of my fictional crushes are old white men who would comment "Wow, love the hair" every time I changed my hairstyles

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Had me at Bi-Han, kept me SAT at Konig and Price hooooooweeee

you know what i've been thinking about because of the fat baby trend on TikTok. I keep talking about these big men and their breeding kinks but like those are going to be some big ass babies. 99th percentile height weight everything.Then the baby has the audacity to come out a carbon copy of their father. Chunky baby that giggles when they see the bottle being made.

Thinking about Jason Todd, John Price, Konig, Clark Kent, Bi Han, etc

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I feel like the Sully kids [Including Spider because absolutely] are just so frigging cute!! Like, the cuteness aggression from me comes out every time they do silly/rowdy ass things.

If Jake and Neytiri needed a breather from raising them? Like date night? Boom. I'm taking care of the kids for them, no questions asked!

And sweet babyboy Neteyam, looks like mama omg. 🥹 No hardcore favoritism; I love them all, but I wanna cradle him from all the danger and responsibility. Older sibling tingz. Felt like a responsible aunt/older sis just watching them all go through the ish that they did in TWOW. They just- ahdhddhjdjrkdd!!!

They all need hugs. 😩🥹😭