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my new headcanon
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Roadside Lights by Eiji Ohashi
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yall, Spiderman watches. The ones aimed towards kiddos, like HELLO SAILLORRR
#objectum#romantic objectum#objectum sexuality#objectophile#watches#spiderman#spiderman watch#dilf…..#ITS GIVING DILF STOPP#he has many many many kids#<3
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she was so beautiful today <3
#objectum#romantic objectum#conceptum#sunset#sunsets#so cute <3#succchh a beautiful woman#I’m guessing she uses she / her…#But I don’t talk to her often since I’m usually inside#: (
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FUCKING REAL me with my calculator wife and teachers. HANDLE HER GENTLY
Objectum culture is mildly dying inside whenever someone very stupidly mishandles an object I admire
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guys I’ve had this plushie for almost a year and she only just now started showing me affection. I love her sm.
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I get scared when he gets close to my face, I’m sorry.

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yes I shall open my inbox for all of the trick or treaters !!
Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!
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ah ! How did you find me ?!! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

YOU are objectum / conceptum!
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guys…. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASASSSEEE hear me out on sunsets..
#i haven’t posted in a while#objectum#romantic objectum#is this conceptum ???#not even in the ‘ oh I love sunsets ! So pretty.. /p ‘ in the ‘ GAHHHH ITS MT WIFE GUYS /r ‘ way
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GUYS help me I’m having the gayest thoughts about that calculator at school………… I want to kiss her screen and softly touch her buttons so she’s happy and content AND AAHHHHHH it’s the weekend so I can’t see her but I want to see her because I want to confess to her and tell her I love her and guh,,, guh !1!1!1!1!1!1!!
#objectum#techum#pls help#SEND HELP I LOVE JER I NEED HER#I’m so…. Sapphic#shes so gorgeous#I can’t go another day wo her
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I found her, GUH THEIR SO HHGHFHSHGCHCHDHDGSHSGSHHSHSGDYDUDHDHDHDGGSHSJSHSHDGDG
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there’s this calculator at our school and it’s my favorite calculator, their so cool and pretty. I feel so bad people are manhandling them all day : ( but, they get to lay in a super comfy basket after so I’m glad they get some luxury. They deserve it. I will try to find what brand they are.
#objectum#romantic objectum#calculators are so sleek#they are so cute#I want to talk to them about my day and how much I love them#guh I’m just getting more crushes by the day
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so sleek…… so prettty……




Cadillac Eldorado Seville Hardtop Coupe 1957. - source Amazing Classic Cars.
#objectum#car / truck post ?? OBJECTUM BEAM#so beautiful#I’d treat them with so much love and affection#platonic objectum
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I want to see my crush again. There’s a construction site by our school and I want to see the crane that works there. He was so beautiful, I want to see him and stare at him longingly as he works. He was so good at his job, I hope he comes back. I want to give him a hug, even though I can’t. I need to see him again, it’s not a want at this point it’s a need. It may not even be platonic at this point I love him. I haven’t thought of a name for him yet, but I’d love to see if he has one. Even though I don’t think he will ever notice me, I want to love him for as long as he lives. As long as his beautiful presence graces the earth. <3
#objectum#i love him#yapping about my husband#ahhh he’s so cute#HEHEHEHEHHE I NEED HIMMTO LOVE HIM TO KISS HIM
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Having a special interest in planes is hard, because when you tell people, they assume you are highly knowledgeable about various models of plane and about the physics of flight. It's fair to say I almost certainly do know a bit more about these than the average person, and I do enjoy increasing this knowledge, but on balance, I'm really a "I want to boop them on their snoot and feed them appley slices" type of plane autistic, not a "I can name every single commercial jet from the 50s onwards" type of plane autistic.
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oohhhhh let me hug and kiss !1!1!1!1!1!!!! I just wanna make them feel loved, I’d treat her right I PROMISE
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