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Johnny: What did I achieve, shouting "Chippin' In" to a bunch of angry, pimply kids? V: Ya gave those kids hope. That the suits couldn't buy everything.

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fuck dude you cant do anything in wizard world. i parked my broomstick on the street for 5 minutes too long and it's already getting toad

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my today

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Kept driving through these weird bugs yesterday. They made a MESS of my car. Does anyone have experience cleaning off this goop? It's like glitter, it gets EVERYWHERE.

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I just found out the "Long Shot" perk isn't active for the correct amount of time

now, the description of the skill states that it works while deadeye is active.

However, it does not check for the deadeye status effect. Instead it checks whether deadeye should be active by checking it's prerequisite.

Except they didn't copy the prerequisite assignment, either they wrote a new one and were off by 5%. This means sometimes you won't get the benefits of "Long Shot" even if Deadeye is active!

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I just had a great idea for a story.

Harem but the protag knows the tropes, a classic but here comes the twist, he doesn't want to date rn. He's way to focused on career goals. So the drama starts to build not as they start fighting (been there done that) but as everyone of the girls becomes someone important he doesn't want to lose. (this gonna be a happy end I swear)

There's the childhood friend, the tomboy from his nerdy sport, the transfer student who just happens to be the only one interested in the same career as he is and the quiet chick who ends up being the first person he opens up to about mental health stuff.

It gradually becomes more and more obvious to all of them how much competition they have. And, eventually, that he knows. So the first installment ends with them all agreeing that this just isn't the time, but they all agree that trying is fine as long as they stay professional.

The second installment is about how each of the girls starts looking around and suddenly he realises he did kinda enjoy the attention. So now it's his move. Can he rekindle their interest? And is there a solution to this love... uhh, star?

Third installment is an overview over all their lives. Importantly they all stayed friends. So they help each other deal with everyday crap and, of course, romance problems as they try to settle down. But turns out they all took something different from the experience that they have to grapple with.

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Vampire game where they're trying to coerce you into siring some old, entirely contemptible, parasitic creature of a cretin but the only way to say no is by selecting "my fangs my choice"

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I'm sorry, I just cannot get over Ratthi's face when Murderbot sasses Pin-Lee

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It's feeling good. It's feeling confident.

Murderbot TV (Apple TV) season 1 episode 7

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That's just "Alternative Intelligence" then.

Greedy fuckers will take labour from anywhere they can. Pigeons are NOT excluded.

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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drawing people i see in the city (19/?) (redraw)

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drawing people i see in the city (34/?)

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drawing people i see in the city (44/?)

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drawing people i see in the city (46/?)

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drawing people i see in the city (48/?)

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drawing people i see in the city (51/?)

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drawing people i see in the city (54/?)