juana--flippa

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I think it'd be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing

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I hope you are happy, where you are now

i m so happi. SOsos so happy : )

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¡hola flippa! how have you been? :D

here have a poppy :] 💐 - @amapola-girl

Ah!! ¡Hola Tallulah!

Thank you for the poppy! I'll put it with the other flower you gave me :)

[The poppy is placed in a vase on the windowsill, next to another, slightly older poppy.]

I've been good!! Papá y mamá are trying out living together again, they say it's for my sake, but... I can tell they really do still care about each other.

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been a while since I blogged! Hello everybody send me asks por favor <3

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hashtag ptide!

happy pride!

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happy ptide. cant be mean 2 me or flippa its a hatecrime meow

[juana--flippa]

But mamá is gay too, right?

You can't be mean to mamá in June, papá! It's a hate crime!

Meow.

happy ptide. cant be mean 2 me or flippa its a hatecrime meow

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Okay!!

[Flippa rapidly switches between the 'FEED' sign and the 'CLEAN' sign before settling on her gun.]

¡Estoy lista, mamá!

Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa

“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”

(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)

Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.

¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?

(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)

[juana--flippa]

Hmm... Me pregunto quién estará menos molesto por esto.

[Flippa drops her 'FEED' sign and scampers in a circle for a few moments.]

Tío Roier already gets mad at papá for breaking in. Sr. Halo es probablemente la opción más segura.

Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa

“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”

(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)

Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.

¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?

(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)

[juana--flippa]

¡Sí sí mamá!

Sin embargo, ¿de dónde obtenemos otros alimentos?

Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa

“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”

(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)

Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.

¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?

(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)

[juana--flippa]

Me encanta el aguacate sobre una tostada, ¡así que quería probar el guacamole sobre una tostada!

Pero no pude encontrar nada más que pan, aguacate y unos polvos negros y rojos.

I thought they were black and red pepper, but I think I was wrong...

[Flippa pulls out her 'FEED' sign and waves it in the air.]

¿De verdad solo tienes pan y aguacate aquí?

Mamá, where do you keep the ingredients..? I tried to make some guacamole but the pepper in the chest by the door gave me a tummy ache :( - @juana--flippa

“oh dios ella comio algo raro y se enfermo por eso,,,”

(intended translation: oh god she ate something weird and got sick from it)

Guardo toda la comida en los cofres cerca de la granja.

¿por qué? ¿Qué desea hacer?

(intended translation: I keep all the food in the chests near the farm. Why? What do you want to make?)

[juana--flippa]

hate my wife god bles 🙏

[juana--flippa]

Sorry I haven't given an update in a few days...

I ate the guacamole, and I don't think those were seasonings.

Me siento tan enferma...

I'm gonna try making guacamole toast like I was talking to chayanne about :}

I found some avocado and wheat, but the other ingredients might be hard to find... Mamá isn't much of a chef!

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I didn't find any food other than avocados, but I found some seasonings. ¡Mira mira!

[An image of a cutting board. A pile of gunpowder and a pile of redstone dust are sitting neatly in the middle of it.]

Some black pepper and some cayenne! Everything is better with a bit of cayenne.

¡Es hora de empezar a cocinar!

I'm gonna try making guacamole toast like I was talking to chayanne about :}

I found some avocado and wheat, but the other ingredients might be hard to find... Mamá isn't much of a chef!

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SHES BACK FROM THE DEAD!, HOPEFULLY HER DADS ARE GOOD THIS TIME :DD

Long live Juanaflippa!! God that trial was crazy

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Heaven is beautiful, thank you for everything

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family is important