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The mad scientist and the baby

Warning: none

It was almost night, Dottore was in his cold laboratory, a satisfied smile on his face, evil plans in mind, a syringe in his hand and he carried out his next action to the sound of babbling. "So little primate, this-" "What are you doing with the baby?" Your voice emerged from complete nowhere, as did your hand pressing on his shoulder. Dottore froze in place and the baby clapped his hands at your arrival. "Your Grace, I-" "What did I tell you about experiments with the baby?" "Yes, Your Grace," he lowered his head. Meanwhile, you removed your hand and the blue-haired baby was picked up, playing and kissing him in your arms. Dottore felt a little jealous, shouldn't you pay attention to the father of your offspring too? Sure, he didn't participate in the act of conceiving, but he was still the other parent and- "What? What are you…nooooo! Don't keep asking for the syringe, don't be a mad scientist like your father" you complained It's not so bad, Dottore thought.

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Baby storm

note: I was looking at @hunnieknight art where we have children with the characters ALL AGAIN because they give me a lot of dopamine and I had an idea involving sagau au with that, for now it's just a concept like cannibal Aether, but I intend to develop both in the future.

Warning: none

You were already a sagau au devourer before coming to Teyvat, you read all kinds of scenarios about it, so you have a plan for how things can work out for you here and several extra plans in case things don't work out, you just didn't expect to gain a special ability. You had woken up from such a good dream with some of your favorites, already thinking about how good the day was going to be, until a chubby little hand hit your face, until you noticed five babies that looked a lot like the characters you dreamed about. And this scenario kept repeating itself, you were getting ready to go out, because you had a lunch date with someone, a baby simply appeared in the air above your head, you almost didn't stop it from falling to the ground. You were walking thinking about the adventures someone told you about, then you hear a giggle, there's a baby on the ground moving its hands as if asking to be held. What a mess those little faces make, not only dirt, but they really shake some people's moods. You have a lot of them now, one for each playable or extremely important character who seems to be an adult or has just become one, and you tried to hide their existence from the "other parents", but there's no way to hide it from some of them and there's no way to stop the gossip. Now you have to worry about what they're teaching these children and the internal fight to find out who's the firstborn of your kind grace.

What a headache you've created.

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Daddy!

note: This is intended to be just a joke, I know that trans men can get pregnant if they want or can, I also know about the concept of omegaverse, but let's just laugh a little at these men's reactions

Warnings: Partially revised, suggestive in the Belphie part

Diavolo organized a day of recreation with demon children and obviously he called you to it, but it turns out that one of the children got lost and you were in charge of finding him, it turns out that it wasn't difficult, but… "Daddy!" You look and it's one of the demon brothers.

Lucifer

-"How much time did I lost?" you would answer, very incredulous and confused 'what' -Why did you hide your child from them? Wait, when did you have him? Isn't he trustworthy enough? He's your boyfriend and

You remind him that human men can't get pregnant naturally

He clears his throat and hides his blush with one hand

You and the child laugh at him

Mammon

"Marry me" was the first thing he said

You get a little confused, but say it's too early for something like that

It turns out he doesn't want to pay alimony

"…Mammon, you know that as a man, I can't have a child, right?"

- "…huh? I MEAN obviously the great wise mammon know, I was just joking" he laughs nervously -no, he wasn't joking

Levi

-*faints* -while you desperately try to wake Levi, the child laughs -it was too much information for his gamer head

Satan

-"I swear I don't have a bastard child" -you hold back your laughter and say you trust him -but he'll still give you reasons and maybe a complete timeline to prove his point -the child asks to leave, because it wasn't fun to play a prank on him

Asmo

-"if I had a son he'd be beautiful or cute, maybe even both! but you're not" -he made the child sad -now the two try to comfort him -Asmo has to buy candy for the child -they make up eventually

Beel

-"when did we make a child? did he sprout like a vegetable?" this man is confused -his expression is the cutest thing -you burst out laughing -Beel gets even more confused

Belphie

-"why don't we make one?" -"what?" ← you -"disgusting" ← child -he doesn't really care about the brat's joke, he knows you wouldn't go around making kids and he's never slipped up to make this kind of situation happen

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Food diet

Note: Is it spooky season? No, but I'm feeling spooky today

Warning: Not reviewed, mention of blood

As a denizen beyond the stars, Aether has not the same dietary needs as the people of Teyvat, but no one has ever thought about it, no one has ever noticed the traveler's apparent need to devour meat. Aether is a great cook! Although sometimes the food made with meat tastes different from a regular dish, when asked he always answers: it must be because he like to hunt for each dish and also his special seasoning! No one sees beyond that, after all it is Aether, the one who saves nations. He never lets Paimon hunt with him, Aether always goes out alone and comes back with a bag with the meat already cut and treated, stained with blood. Sometimes Paimon can't be around because of the amount of boar blood on Aether's clothes, he always apologizes for the vision he gave her. Aether feels satisfaction when his friends eat his food, as if little by little and silently, he is transforming them into something similar to him, but he won't tell them what's in the food, because he knows how some reacted, he doesn't want his friends to go crazy.

Criminal rates have been dropping all over Teyvat. Everyone has disappeared without a trace.

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Hybrid! Weasel who is super athletic and energetic, being the best in jumping at school.

He is also a green thumb, has a wide variety of plants in his backyard, he prefers leguminous plants and grasses.

His hair changes color, most of the year his hair, ears and tail are brown, but in the winter he is all white.

Despite being small, he should not be underestimated, his claws and teeth are not toys, and he won't say it out loud, but he likes to drink the blood of his "prey".

He makes cute growls at you, you don't understand the real meaning, but you thinks it's cute.

Territorial, he won't accept others flirting with you, even if you two have nothing.

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maybe I won't just leave fandom here, maybe I'll also write about the characters I create and that stay only in my head, just maybe

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Rewatching hunterxhunter and I remembered why I love and HATE Hisoka

He's hot, but he has very questionable actions, especially when he's dubbed in Portuguese lol

Anyway, I was inspired, but I don't know what to write about, send me something here please.

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Hello everyone, I've recently stumbled upon a series of informative animations made by NowThis Impact on how to deal with ICE. It covers multiple scenarios and briefs you on your rights, as well as how you should act if approached by ICE agents.

I would encourage you to watch the videos and educate yourself, so that you can help a friend or neighbor in need; Show them to friends, family, or neighbors who may benefit from this information; and translate the essentials to other languages, so that individuals who don't speak English are not left out.

What I found profoundly worrying is the following details:

They can and will lie about their type of authority (eg. pretending to be police officers, lying about having a warrant, claiming it's about an unrelated investigation)

They may provide fake documents, such as warrants and their right to invade one's personal space

They can avoid wearing any kind of identifying uniform and track down civilians, including children, questioning them and searching their belongings

Even if you are not involved, always make sure to record these interactions and remind the victim of their rights.

I am not American, so I can't even begin to understand the horror that is currently happening in your country. However, I would like to urge you to stay alert, stay informed, and most importantly: stay together. It is absolutely vital that you support each other against this new, vicious wave of oppression.

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I’m going insane Juno. I need to fuck the cookie Juno.

...slow down pls, this is a fucking cookie

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FUCK YES

https://youtube.com/shorts/4j_FW3LIm40?si=QK8GOTEViKJzlMbv

so pull plan

Skip - mauvuika, Citlali, Mizuki EVERYONE… I’m sorry Tartaglia… big boobalobas win

Pull - BAIZHU. Any leftovers go to Wrio if I don’t whale out, ayato if I get early pity / whale

My ideal plan;

Oh I’m pulling on the Chronicaled wish~ hope nothing horrible happens

Lose 50/50 to Tartaglia

Get BAIZHU early pity,

Lots of event primos and saving

Get Wriothesley

Save whatever’s left is Ayato fund

man, i'm definitely saving up for wrio now, i just need him and YOU will be able to complete your ideal plan, HEARD UNIVERSE! LET THIS GUY HAVE HIS BITCHES

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Aether is so real in these latest updates.

We are having more reactions and that's why we seem more alive, I like that

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warning: none :)

Note: I couldn't think of a title ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ and that's just me needing strong arms loving me

As two gods of mischief, everyone thought that you and Loki would get along and the world of the gods would be a disaster, but no, no, no, you hated Loki with every fiber of your being and he hated you back, you were sworn rivals. You hated everything about him, his hair, his voice, his methods, his family, in fact you used to hate his entire family.

Your body filled with goosebumps as he trailed kisses down your spine, strong arms grabbed you by the waist, pulling you into his lap.

"Thor, you know I have to go," you said to the man.

He didn't answer, he just hugged you tighter. You thought that maybe you could stay a little longer, that bastard Loki could see you together and have a good brain damage while you could win the love of this giant, yes, you only win.

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https://youtube.com/shorts/4j_FW3LIm40?si=QK8GOTEViKJzlMbv

so pull plan

Skip - mauvuika, Citlali, Mizuki EVERYONE… I’m sorry Tartaglia… big boobalobas win

Pull - BAIZHU. Any leftovers go to Wrio if I don’t whale out, ayato if I get early pity / whale

My ideal plan;

Oh I’m pulling on the Chronicaled wish~ hope nothing horrible happens

Lose 50/50 to Tartaglia

Get BAIZHU early pity,

Lots of event primos and saving

Get Wriothesley

Save whatever’s left is Ayato fund

man, i'm definitely saving up for wrio now, i just need him and YOU will be able to complete your ideal plan, HEARD UNIVERSE! LET THIS GUY HAVE HIS BITCHES

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https://youtube.com/shorts/Y_kzOz_UmME?si=vlFnvF1pkUKhGubT

POV: Paimon ate all your mora

he at least found his sister haha..ha.h…paimon was supposed to be suffering there and get the money back

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I saw something I didn’t know I needed

Demon slayer x Rio “Birds of a Feather” song

https://youtu.be/36d5klX-JLA?feature=shared

Festival demon y/n who is generally harmless as long as everyone plays along, hosting a giant festival for humans and demons

Rouge demons who attack the festival participants (humans) are quickly dealt with and being used as decoration. (Since they won’t die. And once they sober up they’ll be released… maybe)

Demon slayers who attack peaceful demons are strung up by their feet for a few nights. Depending if they’re successful they’ll be released and able to return to the party.

Bright colors! Oranges!! Reds!! Yellows even!!

oh oh I imagined a lot of MC with the energy of these two

You know they love to party, so they can't let anyone ruin the "dance circle", Mc is energetic and loves to sing and play instruments

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oh ok lol

Number three

Dottore (needed a new guinea pig)

Number four

Pantalone (He has infinite money, so why not?)

Lmao what if I. What if WE

Made a tier list on who’d be most to least expected to buy y/n. Without knowing them

😐...🤨...😏 Sounds fun, a specific fandom or random characters?