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average person experiences one horror a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person experiences 0 horror per year. Watcher John, who lives in archive & experiences over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I miss tma season one when Jon puts his whole archivussy into a statement and then ends it by saying "yeah lmao this probably didn't happen. I asked Martin to look into it and he found nothing because he sucks and I hate him. Tim got me more information, probably because he's such a fucking slut. Sasha was also very useful. I love Sasha because she's so dependable and trustworthy. Nothing bad will ever happen to Sasha to make her less dependable or trustworthy."

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(inspired very much by this lovely post)

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i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

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hello :3

HELLOOOO ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

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Why is shopping from Hot topic to Europe so expensive I'm gonna cry :(

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Da best gender ( ≧ᗜ≦)

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Studded nails

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Outfit for a friend's birthday ^~^

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I wish I was born before the 2000s :(

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trends are temporary, emo swag is forever

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misc music stamps

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Fit check guys! :3

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He is hot tho :3

Just yelled "ANDY BIERSACK IS SO HOT" at work.

Customers overheard.

I wanna die O_o