just-mybrain-things

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turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

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anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

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my teacher : if you didn’t understand , why didnt you come ask for help ?

me :

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Sairriel

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

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Me: *shopping*

My brain: ooh! Book!

Me: oh! It’s that one I’ve been wanting to get!

My brain: BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!

Me: I can’t, I’ve already bought like, 8 books this week

My brain: buy it?

Me: ... okay

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My brain: hands

Me: what???

My brain: hands

Me: what about them?

My brain: they exist... they move...

Me:......................woah

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Me: oh wow, I’m so tired... time to go to bed

Me:*gets in bed under covers*

My brain: Hey, it’s a little warm in here, maybe turn on the fan

Me: *turns on the fan*

My brain: ah yes, this would be good if I could feel it

Me: *sticks out leg*

My brain: nonoNO THERE ARE LEG EATING DEMONS OUT THERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Me: *hears faint squeaking noise*

My brain: WHAT IS THAT NO NO NO ITS THE DEVIL COMING TO COLLECT ME

Me: no wait, stop and see if it happens again....

Me: *hears squeak again*

My brain: THIS IS IT I’M DONE FOR

Me: it’s me... I’m wheezing

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Me: wow, I’m pretty hungry

My brain: go look in the cabinet

Me: those goldfish look pretty good...

My brain: raw pasta

Me: I’m sorry what?

My brain: you heard me. Raw, as in uncooked, pasta.

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Squirrel: *exists*

Me: wow those things can be a real pain

My brain: PET IT

Me: why would I do that it will bite me

My brain: PET IT

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Me: *puts glasses down in a plain and obvious place*

Me: *begins to walk away*

My brain: Hey! Wait!

Me: What do you want, I’m going to be late!

My brain: Are you sure you know where your glasses are?

Me: Yeah, I put them right over there

My brain: But are you sure they are there? Are you sure someone won’t sit on them and destroy them?

Me: ... I’ll go check again

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Me: oh hey, I know the answer to this one!

My brain: are you sure?

Me: um, yeah I think, I wrote it down here...

My brain: but are you sure it’s right? Like REALLY SURE?

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Me: Well, just got up, time to go downstairs and get some breakfast!

My brain: Hey, see those stairs?

Me: Yeah, I see them...

My brain: How about you fall down them?

Me: I don’t think that’s a good...

My brain: T O S S Y O U R S E L F

Me: No thanks.