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Hey I just want to personally thank you. I played Starfy 5 as a kid, and I’ve been going back to the series with a friend of mine. Due to neither of us speaking Japanese these videos have been a huge god send.

Also I need you to know everything you go back for the pearls when you really have no reason to, me and my friend chant “his greed knows no bounds” so umm you are now the greed knows no bounds guy to me, I’m sorry

After a REALLY long time, I finally finished the Starfy 3 video series.

I know some people are probably WAY more excited to be able to play the rom hack (whenever that’s done), but for the time being, I hope this passable translation will keep some of y’all satisfied.

(Also putting the Starfy 2 playlist here since that’s been done for a while)

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hello tumblr hope this finds the right audience

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The Bible already Had implied yaoi

Love the implication in chapter 4 of deltarune that everything that has happened in deltarune is written in a prophecy verbatim, that is worshiped in a similar way to Christianity. Like imagine opening the Bible and reading “the computer milf gets wasted on battery acid” but it’s medieval times. Like in the deltarune universe those words are in the Bible

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Love the implication in chapter 4 of deltarune that everything that has happened in deltarune is written in a prophecy verbatim, that is worshiped in a similar way to Christianity. Like imagine opening the Bible and reading “the computer milf gets wasted on battery acid” but it’s medieval times. Like in the deltarune universe those words are in the Bible

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I would like to add to the propaganda

• canonical hot

• shoulder for days

• would kill everyone in this room and then himself for his love

• overdramatic king

• is all around pathetic little meow meow who misses his wife

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WHO SUMMONED ME

You are trying to focus on not letting people be burned alive but the laytonized cross examination theme goes too hard

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Imagine putting someone in the CANCER BASEMENT. Over porn. Crappy fanfic porn yes but like.

The cancer basement over porn

Here's a P S A :

Never trust your Landlord! I just showed my landlord Kermit x Joker erotica that I wrote myself, thinking that I could trust her to give me her thoughts in a calm and mature manner. After all, I have shown her a few poems in the past about what an absolute cunt I think she is, and she received these fairly well as they remind her of her dead husband who wrote her love poems or whatever. A lady who appreciates artistic writing, right? WRONG! Turns out, her stupid dead husband never wrote any Kermit x Joker erotica so she is unable to see any creative merit to it. After reading it, she told me to follow her and that she had to show me something. I trusted her, (LIKE AN IDIOT!), and followed her into the Asbestos Basement. 'What is it, Marsha?' I asked her. She had no answer for me as she was already booking it up the stairs away from me, basement keys in hand. This bitch locked me in the Asbestos Basement. Sad what America is coming to!

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Like I said cancer arc baby

By the way So What I inhaled all that asbestos no need to belittle me I thought there was a Secret Surprise in there but No turns out just more Asbestos

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Can’t believe we are getting the Mesothelioma arc

Marsha my Landlord has been sending me very nasty emails falsely accusing me of breaking into the basement of our apartment complex. Apparently my "blatant disregard" for the Authorized Personnel Only signs have contaminated the entire apartment with asbestos. Not my fault the seal keeping it contained was so easy to tear!!!!!!!!

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I’ve probably said this before but psychologically is so weird as someone who is ace and is close with some who is aroace

It’s all so stuck in the idea that it’s all about sex and relationships. That we must be suppressing something or have some trauma not to have it. Like I guess you could make a argument for me being ace due to my ocd being undiagnosed for like the majority of my life and fucking me up. But I know that’s definitely not true of my aro ace friend.

It’s just so odd.

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God can we like as a culture make a embarrassing nursery rhyme about Trump and Elon for like kids to say. I want this shit show to be known for all history even long after the actual event is long forgotten

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You are forced to watch some theatre kid rendition of Romeo and Juliet.

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Villain Maria au but she has like dr doofenshmitz vibes where like sonic and co go to stop her but here “evil plan” is just something silly and she is stopped by the power of being nice- like against eggman they have to use chaos emeralds and go all out and shit but everyone does a collective sigh of relief when they hear it’s Maria because that means they just have to do a brief therapy session and then she takes them out for ice cream.

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First time making a second blog for a single but and I’m left extremely confused and scared. Switch accounts is not easy on mobile

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You know sonic underground is great, because I can just say “manic is canonically trans” and not enough people have watched the series and sega refuses to acknowledge it so no one can stop me