justanotheremoknight

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@allownooxymorons Oh Great Leader Oxy‼️ I have a feeling you might find this useful for your literary endeavors🌹

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

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Do take mine, oh Great Leader Oxy!

I will escort you valiantly through these extremely polluted rivers!

Knight Skye! I have managed to work my way out of my banana prison from earlier, and I have found it actually makes a fabulous flotation device! Why, what with Eridia being a river city and all, transport has never been easier. Soulless chariots and now banana boats - it appears Eridia may be the best transport city in the world! (discounting the fact that it is the last major city left standing following the fogfall...) Glorious Leader Oxy @allownooxymorons, and Prime Minister @foxyannon please do join us on this new aquatic mode of transportation - banana boaters...WE RIDE!!!

Ah, my Dear Apprentice Window!

My most heartfelt apologies for replying so late, some vengeful mage must have vilely cursed my mailbox to not notify me of your letter!

It fills me with joy seeing you have freed yourself from your cage!

I never once doubted your resoluteness, though I must admit I was indeed preparing my trusty claymore in case you needed a more hands-on approach. It is good to see you did not require my assistance at all! That goes to show that your training is truly bearing fruit,

I could not be more proud.🌹

In fact, since you all have been putting such great effort into your Knightly Education, I officially declare it is time for a vacation!

Everyone, please join Whimsical Jester Window and me on this ride across Eridia's stinky rivers!✨

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Knight Skye! I have managed to work my way out of my banana prison from earlier, and I have found it actually makes a fabulous flotation device! Why, what with Eridia being a river city and all, transport has never been easier. Soulless chariots and now banana boats - it appears Eridia may be the best transport city in the world! (discounting the fact that it is the last major city left standing following the fogfall...) Glorious Leader Oxy @allownooxymorons, and Prime Minister @foxyannon please do join us on this new aquatic mode of transportation - banana boaters...WE RIDE!!!

Ah, my Dear Apprentice Window!

My most heartfelt apologies for replying so late, some vengeful mage must have vilely cursed my mailbox to not notify me of your letter!

It fills me with joy seeing you have freed yourself from your cage!

I never once doubted your resoluteness, though I must admit I was indeed preparing my trusty claymore in case you needed a more hands-on approach. It is good to see you did not require my assistance at all! That goes to show that your training is truly bearing fruit,

I could not be more proud.🌹

In fact, since you all have been putting such great effort into your Knightly Education, I officially declare it is time for a vacation!

Everyone, please join Whimsical Jester Window and me on this ride across Eridia's stinky rivers!✨

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Greetings, Great Leader Oxy❕

Tis I, your Loyal Knight Skye, reporting for duty.

@foxyannon and @thefreakoutsideyourwindow have been training like there is no tomorrow! Our Prime Minister and Whimsical Jester have shown great improvement in very little time-

Your Quintessence should join us in the training grounds some day!🌹

We will prepare the mightiest and comfiest of trones for The Great Leader to sit and observe us as we spar!

Perhaps you may even deem us worthy of listening to your magnificent literary works, while we rest after our training session...

of course~ i shall attend with great interest and speed! allow me to fetch my morningstar and flail <3

and it will be MY turn to loom threateningly in the middle distance <3 im tall, don't worry <3 i can pull it off

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OOOOOH THE FRONT LINES, SEND 'EM PACKIN' BABEY AHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA Though Knight Skye, uh...I must confess I may just have one, teeny, tiny problem... On trying to follow the skincare routine required I seem to have misinterpreted matters... Somehow I am stuck within a banana, instead of a banana face skincare routine...I do not even know where I found a banana so big, and yet here I am! Give me but a few days, and I am certain I shall be able to eat my way out of this predicament! In the meantime, if the battlefield is by a river, be certain to sail me down it! At the very least I can scout out enemy positions - they'll never expect me coming like this!

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I am positively puzzled, my dear apprentice.

How on earth did you manage to not only find a banana of those dimensions, but also find yourself stuck inside it?!

I ought to say, however, that your dedication to your training is truly unparalleled!

You never cease to amaze me🌹

Nevertheless, I am sending you all luck possible in unbounding yourself from your... cage(?)

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SKYE‼️‼️ IT WORKED‼️‼️

vere was definitely not impressed… but i will say that he found my aimless axe swinging somewhat endearing and gave me a kiss on the cheek for my efforts!!! he kinda bit me before… but its ok… i totally didn’t almost faint after the kiss.. i promise im not a hopeless romantic (me when i lie)

I’m giving you a raise btw 🫡 you are now the prime ministers official wingman!!

Prime Minister Foxy❕

Ah, my most genuine congratulations on gaining the favor of The Cunning Killer Fox, tis quite an impressive achievement!

(oh to be bitten and kissed by vere... it should have been me...)

Hm? Oh, this stone? Pay no mind to it my dear friend, I just found it in my path some time earlier.

In any case!!!

I have to admit I am as honored as I am flattered by my new acquired title! I did not expect to be promoted in my new job so soon...

you can trust I will wear it with pride!🌹✨

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Huzzah, the Prime Minister @foxyannon has returned! If only for a short while, we delight in your presence!

And oh, goodness, training?!? For me!?!? ...I think I may require the assistance of @justanotheremofuhk to get me back up to speed on arm day (leg day is much preferable in my opinion)...

Ah well, time to start pumping iron, literally! Heave, HO!

certainly some busy, busy bees in the Principality of the Ask Box at the moment! so much to do, so much to see, etc......knight training for Window!!! <3

the snorlax is going to need vacuuming and laundering soon, i think......the prime minister returns and brings along the Chaos and good vibes <3 Skye is here to whip Window into shape and we're so glad to have them~!!

<3

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Valliant knight Skye! What a delight to be an apprentice in training once more! Aah, it reminds me of the good old days in jester college...so many eggs dropped...alas! It appears that I must pick a weapon! Funnily enough, my aim is only good with projectiles at the worst of times (aah, many a snowball fight gone awry...) so I figure a larger weapon would make more sense! There appears to be wood and stone aplenty...so I have decided to go with a large mallet instead! With a weapon like this, none shall get near to harm our generous leader @allownooxymorons and wonderful prime minister @foxyannon Now to built up enough stamina to get more than one good swing in...

My dear apprentice,

only a virtuous Jester like you could choose such mighty a weapon!

However, do be careful while maneuvering your new tool, we absolutely do not want any casualties on our team- this is why,

I will be bringing you along to the front lines!

While our reinforcements protect us from behind, we will crush our enemies before they can get close enough to even see our Great Leader Oxy!

For this to happen, you will need to follow my

Knightly Grind Daily Routine,

which includes: waking up at at dawn, doing push-ups, and rubbing your face with a Knightly Banana Peel (no one who calls themselves a Honorable Knight™ would ever skip their skin-care session🌹).

If you follow my instructions thoroughly, it will be no time until you see yourself a full-fledged knight just like I!

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hello freak! i almost forgot to thank you for defending oxy 🫡 I have just asked @justanotheremofuhk to train you to be a knight! your battle cry shall be HUT HUT HIIIIKE! you are going to be the most badass court jester i’ve seen! 🏈

Good Prime Minister! What a delight to have you in my ask box! I was merely doing my duty (keeping the court comical and light) but I can have a good aim when I so deem it! I look forward to my training and joining of the knight squad! Who needs a flail when you can have two footballs on the end of a chain instead? HUT, HUT, HIIIIIIIIKKKEEEEEEEEE!!

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Why Prime Minister @foxyannon I am thrilled to receive the recommendation and I am eager to commence training under Knight Emo! Thank you all for your kind words! I can only hope that my efforts translate into results. Back to school March edition it is!

I suspect before long we shall all be in shining armour, if not for the defensiveness that it offers, but also the swagger that showing up in polished metal simply cannot beat! (Also if it ever gets hot enough in Eridia, we can begin cooking eggs on them!…do Soulless lay eggs? This is something that must be looked into!).

Glorious leader @allownooxymorons before long you shall have a full knighthood atop Soulless leading the charge for you - the Senobium shant know what hits them!

Whimsical Jester Window❕

Your tales of magnificent courage have reached the ears of many.

I am proud to now call you my apprentice in

The Way of Knighthood🌹

Do not worry about your knightly garments, for I will be providing them to you all with the funds which were yoinked from given to me by Leander The Mage, after I absolutely destroyed bested him in our duel! Fear not, for it is quite a comfortable attire, once you don it a few times.

In regards to your training, first and foremost, you will need to decide on a weapon of your choosing, whether that is a spear, a claymore (like I🌹) or any other, I will teach you how to handle it honorably and safely-

so you, too, can use it for greatness and defend our beloved kingdom with your whimsy!

For any further information about our prestigious Knight Academy, kindly contact me in my personal knightly mailbox: @justanotheremoknight 🌹✨

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NO WAY

Yes way,

dear Prime Minister🌹

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hello esteemed knight emo! i’m not sure if you have heard (or seen) our beloved court jester @thefreakoutsideyourwindow clock someone with a football. This event has inspired me greatly! I was wondering if you would be ok with teaching lessons on how to use weapons? 👀

We’re quite understaffed with knights and security (if you don’t count the soulless) and I think the lessons would be beneficial to our citizens. (and me, i want to swing around a massive axe encrusted in gold this is totally not because I want to impress fine shyt(vere))If you need extra help teaching, i would recommend ais but we know how gets…. vere is out of the question because if he gets hungry it’s over for everyone….

But of course my dear Prime Minister!

I have heard AND seen our Whimsical Jester Window fiercely defending our Great Leader @allownooxymorons! What bravery indeed!

While I am so very honored to be the one and only Knight of this court... it can be quite demanding to defend the entire kingdom just by myself.

Fear not! For I will gladly teach you all The Way of Knighthood.

Whether you want to protect yourself or your loved ones (or dazzle a certain fox with your moves), no matter your reasons for joining, you are all welcome to

the new and righteous Knight Academy!🌹✨

Yes, even monster-people like The Demon Lord and The Cunning Killer Fox.*

I will be expecting you to give your very best and put all your dedication to your training. It will certainly not be easy, but it undoubtedly will be worth every single second!

Should you have any other queries, do not hesitate to reach out to me in my personal knightly mailbox🌹(@justanotheremoknight)

*No Bloodhounds accepted however, for I Do Not Vibe, as they say, with the color green.

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my goodness!! so much happened while i was gone for the week!! first of all, I’m happy you’re out of the hospital oxy! i’m happy that the recovery is going well ❤️ as for shaving your head, with or without hair you will still be beautiful inside and out, NEVER let anyone dull your shine! this is a direct order from your prime minister 🫡

@justanotheremofuhk thank you for the request to the demon lord!! i’m not sure how you convinced him…. that man is so damn stubborn… but anyway we might need to start a go fund me so we have enough money to feed the souless. ESPECIALLY princess! as much as I love her, ais spoiled her wayyyy too much.

@thefreakoutsideyourwindow I appreciate you kicking that football in that persons face for me while I was gone! Now that I think about it… maybe we could feed them to princess.. Thank you court jester for making people laugh and whooping whoever needs it while I was gone. (i might get knight emo to train you 👀)

the PRIME MINISTER!!!!! HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!! FROM THEIR WEEK ABSENCE!!!!!!!!!

hi hello and howdy~! welcome back~!!!! :D

i am indeed out of the hospital and recovering at home now!!! <3 and it's going decently well so far! re-learning how to walk was fucking weird, but sometimes you gotta do weird things i guess???? i think i'll shave the hair to make it easier to care for next time. don't worry about it dimming my shine!!!! i haven't ever been super attached to my hair, so it's not a huge thing for me? it's just really frustrating to have to pick adhesive and blood and whatnot out of it at the moment ^^'

aye, prime minister! i'm on it o7

and also i think i'll leave it to the three of you to work out the details of the treasury and knight training and all that jazz - seems a little to plan-y for someone like meeee~

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Huzzah! Knight Skye has returned victorious with the beasts! Eridia will be brought kicking and screaming into the...uh...I'll go with the nth century! Public transportation, here we come!

Knight Skye I have no doubts you shall best Leander, and I very much look forward to you doing so (I think so long as no arms go missing, everyone in the party shall be overjoyed, even Kuras!). My heartfelt congratulations to our dear leader who is once again returned to their rightful residence! I would bring a gift, but alas, I spent what money I brought with me on a lifetime supply of treats for princess...at the very least, she seems happy! (now, where to store them....hrmmmmm....)

Knight Skye has returned and i have returned as well!!!! (and the prime minister has returned as well, as you'll all see in but a moment <3)

idk about you but those Princess treats look pretty.....cronchy and good.....tbh.........

limb removal is not allowed in the Principality of the Ask Box, unfortunately, voluntary or involuntary, so if anyone had any designs about such things, i'll kindly ask you to reconsider <3 too much blood attracts ants and the macaron crumbs in there are already a MAGNET.

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Rejoice, everyone, for The Demon Lord has accepted our proposal for the domestication of the beasts!

Given that we supply enough food and shelter for them, and of course provide an ungodly amount of treats for Lady Princess The Soulless.

It was no easy feat, I tell you, but what kind of Knight would I be if I did not give my all for Oxy's court and everything it stands for! I'm sure anyone in my position would do the same.

In a different vein, it has always been a wish of mine to beat up duel Leander The Mage (he had it coming the moment he forcefully grabbed my MC's hand on the demo🤺🤺 BACK TF OFF🤺🤺),

so THANK YOU oh Whimsical Jester Window for the opportunity,

I will not disappoint🌹

And last, but never least, Great Leader Oxy: MY MOST HEARTFELT FELICITATIONS ON BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!

That said, hair is just hair, it will grow eventually and in the case that it doesn't, you can always take a creative turn with it and experiment! I've seen some people using their eyeliner to draw things on their heads and whether they do it in a silly way or a more artistic way it always looks amazing and so unique. And if the shock of cutting your hair is too big sometimes, you could also consider getting a wig! The options are endless and none of them will make you look any less cool💙(and getting tattoos will absolutely make you look even cooler🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

SKYE!!!!! YOU HAVE RETURNED VICTORIOUS!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 07 07 07

i'd say go easy on Leander, but i also don't think he'd enjoy that very much, somehow... hmm.....

ANYWAY!

yes, I AM FREED!!!!! no more hospital for me!!!!!!! i am......UNLEASHED!!!!!!!

more tattoos for me <3 i want a cool peacock feather on the big ol new scar on the back of my head <3 i want some cool lil flowers up on the shaved piece on my temple <3 babes i have so many ideas <3

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Has someone said something vicious and cruel against our benevolent leader?!?!? Nay, I shall not stand for this!! Anyone implying awful things shall be booted out like so and shall taste the rays of the sun like an involuntary Icarus. I may be a court jester, but I can have good aim when I so deem it!! hut, hut, HIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my dear darling court jester!!! window my love!!!

no, nobody has dared raise a cruel word against me - do not fret!!! <3 though your defense is very, very sweet <3

nah, it was just one of those posts that ran across my dash after one too many Interesting Characters in my day decided to Say Some Things in a conversation with me.

please don't worry <3 AND ALSO! glad to see you're willing to join in the kicking-to-the-sun efforts <3 <3 <3