#Knight Emo speaks🌹

[justanotheremoknight]

Knight Skye! I have managed to work my way out of my banana prison from earlier, and I have found it actually makes a fabulous flotation device! Why, what with Eridia being a river city and all, transport has never been easier. Soulless chariots and now banana boats - it appears Eridia may be the best transport city in the world! (discounting the fact that it is the last major city left standing following the fogfall...) Glorious Leader Oxy @allownooxymorons, and Prime Minister @foxyannon please do join us on this new aquatic mode of transportation - banana boaters...WE RIDE!!!

Ah, my Dear Apprentice Window!

My most heartfelt apologies for replying so late, some vengeful mage must have vilely cursed my mailbox to not notify me of your letter!

It fills me with joy seeing you have freed yourself from your cage!

I never once doubted your resoluteness, though I must admit I was indeed preparing my trusty claymore in case you needed a more hands-on approach. It is good to see you did not require my assistance at all! That goes to show that your training is truly bearing fruit,

I could not be more proud.🌹

In fact, since you all have been putting such great effort into your Knightly Education, I officially declare it is time for a vacation!

Everyone, please join Whimsical Jester Window and me on this ride across Eridia's stinky rivers!✨

[justanotheremofuhk]

Why Prime Minister @foxyannon I am thrilled to receive the recommendation and I am eager to commence training under Knight Emo! Thank you all for your kind words! I can only hope that my efforts translate into results. Back to school March edition it is!

I suspect before long we shall all be in shining armour, if not for the defensiveness that it offers, but also the swagger that showing up in polished metal simply cannot beat! (Also if it ever gets hot enough in Eridia, we can begin cooking eggs on them!…do Soulless lay eggs? This is something that must be looked into!).

Glorious leader @allownooxymorons before long you shall have a full knighthood atop Soulless leading the charge for you - the Senobium shant know what hits them!

Whimsical Jester Window❕

Your tales of magnificent courage have reached the ears of many.

I am proud to now call you my apprentice in

The Way of Knighthood🌹

Do not worry about your knightly garments, for I will be providing them to you all with the funds which were yoinked from given to me by Leander The Mage, after I absolutely destroyed bested him in our duel! Fear not, for it is quite a comfortable attire, once you don it a few times.

In regards to your training, first and foremost, you will need to decide on a weapon of your choosing, whether that is a spear, a claymore (like I🌹) or any other, I will teach you how to handle it honorably and safely-

so you, too, can use it for greatness and defend our beloved kingdom with your whimsy!

For any further information about our prestigious Knight Academy, kindly contact me in my personal knightly mailbox: @justanotheremoknight 🌹✨

[justanotheremoknight]

@allownooxymorons Oh Great Leader Oxy‼️ I have a feeling you might find this useful for your literary endeavors🌹

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

[justanotheremoknight]

NO WAY

Yes way,

dear Prime Minister🌹

[justanotheremoknight]

OOOOOH THE FRONT LINES, SEND 'EM PACKIN' BABEY AHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA Though Knight Skye, uh...I must confess I may just have one, teeny, tiny problem... On trying to follow the skincare routine required I seem to have misinterpreted matters... Somehow I am stuck within a banana, instead of a banana face skincare routine...I do not even know where I found a banana so big, and yet here I am! Give me but a few days, and I am certain I shall be able to eat my way out of this predicament! In the meantime, if the battlefield is by a river, be certain to sail me down it! At the very least I can scout out enemy positions - they'll never expect me coming like this!

?

I am positively puzzled, my dear apprentice.

How on earth did you manage to not only find a banana of those dimensions, but also find yourself stuck inside it?!

I ought to say, however, that your dedication to your training is truly unparalleled!

You never cease to amaze me🌹

Nevertheless, I am sending you all luck possible in unbounding yourself from your... cage(?)

[justanotheremoknight]

SKYE‼️‼️ IT WORKED‼️‼️

vere was definitely not impressed… but i will say that he found my aimless axe swinging somewhat endearing and gave me a kiss on the cheek for my efforts!!! he kinda bit me before… but its ok… i totally didn’t almost faint after the kiss.. i promise im not a hopeless romantic (me when i lie)

I’m giving you a raise btw 🫡 you are now the prime ministers official wingman!!

Prime Minister Foxy❕

Ah, my most genuine congratulations on gaining the favor of The Cunning Killer Fox, tis quite an impressive achievement!

(oh to be bitten and kissed by vere... it should have been me...)

Hm? Oh, this stone? Pay no mind to it my dear friend, I just found it in my path some time earlier.

In any case!!!

I have to admit I am as honored as I am flattered by my new acquired title! I did not expect to be promoted in my new job so soon...

you can trust I will wear it with pride!🌹✨

[justanotheremoknight]

Valliant knight Skye! What a delight to be an apprentice in training once more! Aah, it reminds me of the good old days in jester college...so many eggs dropped...alas! It appears that I must pick a weapon! Funnily enough, my aim is only good with projectiles at the worst of times (aah, many a snowball fight gone awry...) so I figure a larger weapon would make more sense! There appears to be wood and stone aplenty...so I have decided to go with a large mallet instead! With a weapon like this, none shall get near to harm our generous leader @allownooxymorons and wonderful prime minister @foxyannon Now to built up enough stamina to get more than one good swing in...

My dear apprentice,

only a virtuous Jester like you could choose such mighty a weapon!

However, do be careful while maneuvering your new tool, we absolutely do not want any casualties on our team- this is why,

I will be bringing you along to the front lines!

While our reinforcements protect us from behind, we will crush our enemies before they can get close enough to even see our Great Leader Oxy!

For this to happen, you will need to follow my

Knightly Grind Daily Routine,

which includes: waking up at at dawn, doing push-ups, and rubbing your face with a Knightly Banana Peel (no one who calls themselves a Honorable Knight™ would ever skip their skin-care session🌹).

If you follow my instructions thoroughly, it will be no time until you see yourself a full-fledged knight just like I!

[justanotheremoknight]

Do take mine, oh Great Leader Oxy!

I will escort you valiantly through these extremely polluted rivers!

Knight Skye! I have managed to work my way out of my banana prison from earlier, and I have found it actually makes a fabulous flotation device! Why, what with Eridia being a river city and all, transport has never been easier. Soulless chariots and now banana boats - it appears Eridia may be the best transport city in the world! (discounting the fact that it is the last major city left standing following the fogfall...) Glorious Leader Oxy @allownooxymorons, and Prime Minister @foxyannon please do join us on this new aquatic mode of transportation - banana boaters...WE RIDE!!!

Ah, my Dear Apprentice Window!

My most heartfelt apologies for replying so late, some vengeful mage must have vilely cursed my mailbox to not notify me of your letter!

It fills me with joy seeing you have freed yourself from your cage!

I never once doubted your resoluteness, though I must admit I was indeed preparing my trusty claymore in case you needed a more hands-on approach. It is good to see you did not require my assistance at all! That goes to show that your training is truly bearing fruit,

I could not be more proud.🌹

In fact, since you all have been putting such great effort into your Knightly Education, I officially declare it is time for a vacation!

Everyone, please join Whimsical Jester Window and me on this ride across Eridia's stinky rivers!✨