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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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tiny ancient greek and roman craftspeople in my circulatory system are using accumulated microplastics to decorate the insides of my blood vessels with beautiful mosaics. Nobody can see them, but they’re still art.
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fall
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imagine falling in love with a mute anxious elf who you tried to kill that one time lmao couldn't be me
presenting my gays to you (whoops ment to say guys but well oh well)
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“I am no expert in magic staves, but isn’t that the wrong end?”
“I don’t need either end to kill you.”
“And why haven’t you?”
“I’m asking the questions here.”
“Oh? I’ve yet to be asked one.”
“Fine. Are you always this… this… infuriating?”
“Often.”
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obligatory leyendecker redraw
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horniest battle moments:
- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself
- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand
- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon
- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths
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By your will
All things are done
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Continuing with the heavy amount of Joanna Newsom that’s gone into Heloise’s playlist, I see her control of magic to be a lot like playing a harp. There’s many, many strings of it she can touch, but she had to learn to only pluck at a few and maintain precise control.
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obsessed w varric's anti-starkhaven slander campaign
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"mages have made their suffering known, but templars never have."
cassandra. love of my life. disrespectfully, what planet are you on. have you ever spoken to a templar. it's literally all they talk about.
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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)
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I have once again redone the mage robe design (dying). Though the proper mage robes is just recolored version of apprentice cause uh, Im lazy. Anyways! Layers below the cut
Lots of fun
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dragon age origins they will never convince me you've aged poorly
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Loneliness | Isabela
Bottled dreams.
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Anders | Merrill | Isabela
(edit: Fixed title for Isabela because I didn't realize I used the one for Merrill!!)
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