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MC’s reaction when Levi turned into a giraffe

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought of this

The desperate look on Levi’s face makes it 100x funnier omfg

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~And here is an actual footage of our MC, casually hoeing with some of the most ferocious demons since times immemorial~

Also yes, I’m a big dumbass who JUST discovered I could have friends in game. Can some of you guys add me? My ID is 3295178870. Oh, and I send stamina daily. Thanks in advance ^^

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Y’all have no idea how much this new event had me QUAKING

First of all there’s the MC, never missing a single chance to be a hoe  👌

And then there’s THIS, the cutest moment in all of the event omfg

lmfaoooo YES YOU ARE ya thirsty hoe. Who do u think ur kidding like that???

Awww come here you beautiful, dumb bastard

Ya don’t worry, you’re fourth on my list

BRO. BRO. K, I’ll give you the third place if you insist

Also we learn that Levi has a degrading kink I guess???

LMAOOO WHAT. Look at my homie Simeon casually mentioning kinky shit like he doesn’t belong to the Celestial Realm anymore. Are u okay bro???

Last but not least, Mammon being concerned over Levi and BUYING him a gift:

hahaha I love him

This is so wholesome I’m crying guys

So yeah that was me throughout the whole event

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same bro, same

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Stay safe, stay home, and take care of your loved ones. Hope this meme can lift some of y’all’s mood (reposting this bc it doesn’t show up in tags. might do it again if the issue isn’t fixed)

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Sooo apparently Lucifer’s biggest fear is ascending to the Celestial Realm...

Source: Satan’s Devilgram Story - Be You

Was I supposed to find that out by myself or…? I’d like to thank Asmodeus for always being the one asking the relevant questions 👏👏👏

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Obey Me! characters as weird Wikihow articles

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Leviathan:

Satan:

Asmodeus:

Beelzebub:

Belphegor:

Diavolo:

Barbatos:

Simeon:

Luke:

Solomon:

Lilith (oops):

tag yourself I’m Beelzebub

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Devildom demons’ replies to “I want a baby”

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Leviathan:

Satan:

Asmodeus:

Beelzebub:

Belphegor:

Diavolo:

Barbatos:

Has this been done already? I’m sorry if it has

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Belphie stans are a big bunch of masochists I swear (not that I can blame them tho)

I might repost this later as I’ve had problems with tags not working

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Beelzebub is once again the true alpha male of the family

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Mammon’s relationship with his brothers in a nutshell

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Beel was genuinely asking though

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There was this thread on Twitter and I literally couldn’t help making this

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This is canon and you can’t convince me otherwise

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IF Y’ALL KEEP HARRASSING THIS PRECIOUS BOI I SWEAR I’M GONNA RIOT

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Just a random theory about Asmodeus and his relationship with Solomon

So I’ve been having this theory about Asmodeus. I think he might get some development later on in the story. Like maybe if some serious shit happens with Solomon? Idk but I feel that although Asmo might not have been forced to make a pact with him, he probably didn’t do it whole-heartedly. Maybe a profitable arrangement for the both of them or Asmo compromised himself? Notice how he accepted to make a pact with MC bc the power they gave him when he was summoned was stronger than Solomon’s? Maybe he’s hoping that MC will free him from his first pact… In the Bible, Solomon is a famed demon tamer or something along the lines, and he enslaved Asmodeus bc the bastard had pulled a dirty trick on him (you might want to check tho, my storytelling and religious knowledge aren’t the best). They do get along though, so idk.

In any case Solomon seems suspicious to me, and the demon brothers seem to think the same. They all mention how sneaky Solomon can be when you harrass them enough in the home page (we’ve all done this, don’t deny it lmao). It’s kinda strange how he wants a pact with all of them despite all the powers he already has. Besides, he reminds me wayyyy too much of those nice, soft anime dudes who turn out to be the main antagonist after a few episodes. Maybe Asmo will actually choose to side with him, but the pact he made with us will be a problem?

The game’s motto is “1 master to rule them all”, so there’s no way a double pact will NOT go wrong. There can only be one master, guys. There HAS to be at least some sort of drama. Leave the hot mfs to me, Solomon. You already have your cool magic tricks. (That said, I’m only on chapter 16, so if there’s anything that can help prove/disprove my theory, spoilers are welcome! I love spoilers lmao)