★Neptunic, grayromantic, asexual, genderqueer & a minor!★☆Currently focused on: Invader Zim, HALO, Hail, True body, Red vs Blue, and TF2☆✪NSFW and Queerphobia DNI!✪
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Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?
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Alex's alterhuman ask game!
Reblog this post to let others ask you question(s)!
I tried to make this accesible to all alterhumans.
🌈 - how many _types do you have?
🌌 - when was your awakening?
👾 - is your _type real or fictional?
👽 - do you enjoy being a […] (therian, otherkin, ect. Just put your label here)
🧷 - what's the reason of your identity? You can say that you don't know. (Ex. "My theriantrophy is spiritual)
💚 - what are your beliefs? Does it affect your identity?
⚧️ - does your _type have a different gender/sex than you? Do you even know your _type's gender?
🧤 - do you own any gear? If yes, what is it?
🏳️🌈 - are you also a part of the LGBT+ community?
🌚 - do you experience shifts? If yes, what kind of shifts do you experience most often?
🌝 - how does your identity affect your everyday life?
💊 - is your _type more nocturnal or does it prefer daytime?
🤖 - for how long do you know about your identity?
🍁 - do you think that you were born with your identity or has it "started" during your life?
🧸 - does your _type affect your diet?
🛍️ - do you have alterhuman friends? If yes, in real life or in the internet?
🍂 - what is your _type's natural territory/home?
😺 - is your _type an animal?
That's all byeeee :3
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the fact most people don’t realize cochlear implants have to be surgically implanted by removing part of your bone and putting it back and they are genuinely convinced it’s just a device you put in your ear is. baffling. alarming. kind of horrifying. I wish more people took pride in being educated about particularly risky things before thoughtlessly suggesting them to others
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Just let me follow you
#Ougghhh big fan of 5a82 in here#His hair is so SCRAGGILY. Pookie did you cut that yourself at two AM after realizing it got too long /pos#He looks so done too. “Brother I could not possibly care less about dancing. Please let me go to until the next ice age”#Meanwhile 049’s like “wheeee!! ☺️ dancing with my emotional support alien :))) I sure hope he’s learning and enjoying this <3”#I theorize that one of the reasons why 5a82 puts up with 049’s BS is that he knows that if he said he wasn’t enjoying it the bird man would#either go completely manic to try to find some he *does* like#or he’d get super upset#Either way neither’s winning#smh both of them need therapy and a tiramisu. OR ☝️ mocha#5a82 is so brave for wearing stuff that just *barely* goes over the elbow and knee; the sensory experience would make me square rooted#YAS 049!!! WEAR THAT RELIGIOUS PENDANT WHILE BEING SUBCONSCIOUSLY TERRIFIED THAT THOSE GLOVES WILL SLIP OFF AND YOU’LL KILL HIM✨SLAY#wait hold up. Just realized that 5a82 doesn’t have a belt on. PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️OR USE A SHOELACE FOR A BELT /lh#PULL THOSE SOCKS UP TOO#GOODNESS. Body horror boot man needs to get this guy a boot and socks with elastic on the ends frfr#incredible shading on this; would very gently grate this up and pour boiling water over it to make a delectable tea or perfume#049 CLOSE THAT POUCH‼️‼️‼️ BRUSH YOUR TEETH WHILE YOU’RE AT IT ☝️☝️ /lh#i love this pose so much. Many of my best memories with my friends are about teaching them how to waltz#yessss 049…. Teach that alien boy how to count in 3/4 time#VERY big fan of this Iwa. 10/10#Flopping around on the floor like a fish with this one‼️‼️#scp art#scp fanart#scp 049#scp 6118#image described#id in alt text#unit 5a82
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#this comic unironically is what made me say “yeehaw” as soon as I get out of bed#Drastically improved my life tbh
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I think I’m allergic to Doritos. It’s so over
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ONLY TWLEVE MINUTEZ, PKAGING IT AGAIN
NEW I HATE MYSELF BECAUSE ALBUM JUST DROPPED???
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THIS IS PEAK!!!!! HELLO???????????,? MR. MAKSYM SEMENIUK, YOU’RE FEEDING US GOOD TONIGHT FRFR
NEW I HATE MYSELF BECAUSE ALBUM JUST DROPPED???
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NEW I HATE MYSELF BECAUSE ALBUM JUST DROPPED???
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I HANDED A PERMISSION SLIP TO MY DAD SO HE COULD SIGN IT AND I FORGOT IT HAD MY PREFERRED NAME ON IT
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hol ee shit…….. that’s me and the shriomies (shrimp homies)
^you to me
@kade-is-here this is you to me
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when tha mutual spam-likes your posts so you gotta spam-like back… playing long-distance toys with tha mutual…. #mymutual heart emoji
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#hi why is it so sharp. Hello??#I would actually die if that was within twelve hundred football fields of my general vicinity#0/10
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hol eee fuck vampire mutual(vaoomf) saw tha shimp post……. Time to bring out the shiny aquarium gravel for this special occasion !!
I lobe being a shrimp. Yesss but me in the aquarium…….. with rocks and crevices……… ooo yeaahhhhhhhhh….. hidey holes for the shrimp boy……..gimme some algae……
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
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