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God I love the steadfast ritual of pre-gig diarrhea

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AND I miss my wife . >:(

devers to the giants .....

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devers to the giants .....

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@mxdxlxnn tagged me and could probably accurately predict this list :)

RULES: you just got a shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. you can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. what are you getting? 🎵💿💞

1. This Empty Northern Hemisphere - Gregory Alan Isakov

2. Either/Or - Elliott Smith

3. Yard - Slow Pulp

4. Live at the Old Quarter, Houston, Texas - Townes Van Zandt (for the alcoholic cowboy within all of us)

5. Seed of a Seed - Haley Heynderickx

6. Songs for the Deaf - Queens of the Stone Age

7. Magnolia Electric Co. - Songs: Ohia

Honourable Mentions: Nomad - Kublai Khan TX (lol), Feeding Seahorses by Hand - Billie Marten, Hannah - Lomelda, Doc Watson (self titled), literally any other Elliott Smith or Gregory Alan Isakov record

This was easy because I knew it would be impossible going into it. Also I don't know any of you folks on here so I got no one to tag but if you see this and decide to do it feel free to tag me {:~D

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where the fuck is my beloved

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much like the main character in Nikolai Gogol's "The Nose," I too am a walking pair of nostrils

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does pepper do anything to your health

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made in honor of Groundhog Day

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A handicapped bathroom except it isn't for handicapped people-- the bathroom itself is handicapped

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an ass is just two legs coming together

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Trees insult each other by farting

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Kevin Bacon bits

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anal beads bloop bloop

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"we're gonna go with the elf cum" - my father

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it's so lame when I get home late and there's no sleeping mx in my bed

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i think getting wine drunk with Cher would fix me

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my back is a massive knot, I bit my index fingernail to blood, and I have a 2 hour gig tonight I don't want to play