kale-theteaqueen
kale-theteaqueen
Stop Petting My Peeves
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Nessian Angst Specialist on A03 ✨ Leo/INTJ/1w5 ✨ Cat Lady ✨
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kale-theteaqueen · 10 hours ago
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thinking about the time I was in ballet and during a performance I was in a private dressing room and this other ballerina knocked on the door and asked to come in and hang out between acts and I was like sure and he sat down and he was like “anyway” before I even said something “what are your theories on bigfoot? I think he’s an interdimensional being,” then he explained why with such confidence that I believed him fully and then before I could add on he was like “oh that’s your cue” and I had to go do pique turns or whatever as if my life weren’t changed
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kale-theteaqueen · 12 hours ago
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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kale-theteaqueen · 16 hours ago
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The Whole Truth, Chapter 31
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“Do you think there’s a loophole to exploit that would allow the Lady of Autumn to disappear without it reflecting back onto us?”
Her mate laughed softly, seemingly unsurprised by the question.
“That’s a question for Rhys. Or Az. Are you planning on some kind of covert mission?”
“No,” Nesta said with a sigh. “One could dream though. Actually, I asked her something else.”
“And what’s that?”
Letting out a soft breath, she folded her hands in her lap. She wasn’t sure why she was so nervous. If the last few weeks had taught her anything it was that little could phase Cassian, when it came to their relationship.
Her silence prompted him to set his work aside and offer her his full focus.
“Sweetheart?”
Nesta lifted her chin, readying herself, and replied,
“I asked her how she would envision being intimate with someone after what she has – is – suffering.”
Cassian stilled, his eyebrows raising just slightly.
“Oh.”
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kale-theteaqueen · 3 days ago
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Permission to also fanbind To Pay a Debt for personal use only? I’m inspired and it’s my fave Nessian fic in the entire world (behind The Whole truth but that isn’t finished yet)
Yes! Personal use and gifts are okay with me :))
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kale-theteaqueen · 6 days ago
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This is everything to me!!!!!!
A Nessian Fanbind
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It's completed.
For @kale-theteaqueen
"To Pay A Debt" is an angtsy Nessian fic. So so good. It is free to read on AO3.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41211681/chapters/103316820
The cover photo was taken by Velina Bozhilova on Unsplash. Printed on cotton fabric.
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kale-theteaqueen · 6 days ago
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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
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kale-theteaqueen · 8 days ago
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I love, love, LOVE it when I can tell a fic author has integrated their specialized knowledge in a fic. I was reading a fic that at some point included the character going to visit an art therapist, and it's so clear that the author is an art therapist themself, and the details included are just immaculate and I love it. I've previously read about a character doing fencing for no other reason than the author clearly wanting to write a sport they understood. A character being given a hyperfixation on bugs just so the author can infodump themselves.
I eat it up every time, it brings such a smile to my face
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kale-theteaqueen · 8 days ago
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HATTEEEE when people say "Hate is a strong word!" I KNOW. that's why I USED the word HATE
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kale-theteaqueen · 8 days ago
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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
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kale-theteaqueen · 8 days ago
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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
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kale-theteaqueen · 8 days ago
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feyre: my mother ignored me all my life but i must fulfil the promise i made on her deathbed to look after my family
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kale-theteaqueen · 8 days ago
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You hurt my feelings which was interesting to me
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kale-theteaqueen · 8 days ago
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kale-theteaqueen · 9 days ago
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No one talk to me guys I'm in literal tears over this
work in progress: Nessian Fanbind
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For @kale-theteaqueen
"To Pay a Debt" is an angtsy Nessian fic that is free to read on AO3.
Cover is a photo taken by Velina Bozhilova on Unsplash. Printed on cotton fabric.
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kale-theteaqueen · 10 days ago
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unhinged West Wing + text posts (pt 7/?)
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kale-theteaqueen · 10 days ago
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Josh x Donna + (singular) text post
(Part 11/?)
Part 1 ➰ Part 10
(Josh is such a simp for Donna Moss)
(part 1 will always have all parts linked)
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kale-theteaqueen · 10 days ago
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Sometimes I think about how Philip Quast originally auditioned for Enjolras but couldn’t hit the right note in Do You Hear the People Sing and got really frustrated and told Schönberg and Mackintosh that if they wanted to know how high he could sing they should’ve just given him scales and turned to leave so viciously that Mackintosh wanted him to play Javert
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