kallso
kallso
Castello Gouda
195 posts
DNI if your DNI list is as long as the bee movie script and or really niche
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kallso · 2 months ago
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Eyebrowless freak
I would not let them near me
REBLOGS ALWAYS APPRECIATED
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kallso · 2 months ago
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Nobody else has posted anything of this ship…
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kallso · 2 months ago
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I gave the Muppet Joker a green ping pong ball I saved and I watched as he slowly inserted it into Kermit's muppet hole while making extreme soul piercing eye contact.
10/10 I was terrified every second I was around him.
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kallso · 3 months ago
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Las night was censored
bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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kallso · 4 months ago
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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kallso · 4 months ago
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Slory to the gpawn!
spread the word, glory to the spawn!
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kallso · 4 months ago
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HOMOPHOBIC LIU
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happy pride. or whatever
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kallso · 4 months ago
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Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again
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kallso · 4 months ago
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Azure's Reunion, Face Noob finds Stitched Time! (Face Noob AU)
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kallso · 4 months ago
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What time ( Two Time)
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( + a doodle of my first time on one of the new maps )
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kallso · 5 months ago
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Eunoia Krystal Kastle AU crash out
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kallso · 5 months ago
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Krystal Kastle AU Eunoia and mafioso
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kallso · 5 months ago
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grandpa pussy attack
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kallso · 5 months ago
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MEOEW! MEOW MEOW MEOW NYA! NYA! MEOW MEOW MEOW :3
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kallso · 6 months ago
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Therefore, You and Me
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kallso · 6 months ago
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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
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kallso · 6 months ago
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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