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“When the rich were greedy, Allah made them wear the clothes of the poor with the highest prices.”
- Al Afasy
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you ever think about all the time and effort you wasted trying to be nice to some asshole before you realised fuck them.
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The Signs As Weapons
Aries: whip
Taurus: lance
Gemini: shurikens
Cancer: sickles
Leo: sickass wolverine claws
Virgo: chainsaw lipstick
Libra: blind cane that doubles as a sword
Scorpio: pirate sword
Sagittarius: bow and arrow
Capricorn: clubs
Aquarius: wands
Pisces: trident
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If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.
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😂😂😂 omg I love seeing people suffering
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LMFAO
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Mettaton as a mc donald's worker...sorry but someone had to say it
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I’m screaming
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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.
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THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS
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I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well
(has this been done before) (what have i done)
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