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sitting on my blog’s porch with a cigarette and a shotgun

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mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

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me and my wife watching true detective: night country, ep. 4

my wife: welp, this is a christmas episode

me: merry crisis, I guess

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unironically love that Qavvik’s entire role in this show is doe eyed malewife love interest that makes breakfast and gently cleans the blood off Evangeline’s face after whatever insane 12 person knife fight she got into that day, good for him

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

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Watching AI types say we need generative AI-written dialogue to create a game where NPCs can remember and react to things and thinking of when the Call of Duty devs declared that they had finally pioneered the tech to have fish move away from the player, only for someone to post a video of fish moving away in Super Mario 64 a few minutes after the press conference ended

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dont ask me this again girl.. you are entering the danger zone

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why are these kinds of levels so alluring...

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honor thy mother and thy father

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Diversity wins! The insufferable asshole detective duo is made of women!

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What if we kissed at the frozen body hockey rink

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why is jodie foster straight in true detective.

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Oh how I missed you, Lovecraftian horror masked as a procedural noir.

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what the last pringle sees

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When cats yawns they look terrifying, I love it.

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ALL FOUND FAMILY SHOWS HAVE…

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