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people who are nice to me in online games even though i suck: i owe u my life

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honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

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Lilith and Eve, 1963, by Yuri Klapouh

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Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

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i think the players in american football should take off all that gear so they can touch the skin of another man. the helmet doesn't make it less gay it just makes it less fun for the audience in the cuck stands

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

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Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."

It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.