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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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back then they were committed to makinf every food item sound as vile as possible

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Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

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what do you even know about knights

hate mail from year 1400

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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your opinion on does kidzbop count as censorship?

you know, this has been sitting in my inbox for nearly 4 years and I still don't have an answer

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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Genie

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Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

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Been getting really into orange juice lately