kelpiekorn
kelpiekorn
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nightmare goggles but everything looks the same✨art blog✨
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kelpiekorn · 11 hours ago
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your dinner struggle is currentrly reminding me of the 3 different times i have made a pasta product the worst its possible to make a pasta product & one of them resulted in a number of people thinking that the end result was a pile of smoked cigarettes
WHAT 😭 😭
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kelpiekorn · 11 hours ago
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kelpiekorn · 15 hours ago
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The Tumblr Experience
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kelpiekorn · 1 day ago
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I just need everyone to know how much I really, really, REALLY hate Aristotle.
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kelpiekorn · 2 days ago
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Lemur chicken Sinosauropteryx prima, the first non-avian dinosaur whose approximate colouration we figured. Scientists do that by examining levels of melanosomes, organelles in which melanin is synthesized, in the fossilized feathers. Different levels of melanin determine black and brown-orange colours.
What a cute couple! A lot of species have a wide range of colorations, so I thought it would be interesting if Sinosauropteryx had different patterns and hues too (inspired by The plausible colour morph in Sinosauropteryx chart by Mette Aumala). Also, I tried drawing with no lineart and I think it looks a lot better that way. And for the love of God, I cannot draw backgrounds.
Also here's an old drawing of Sinosauropteryx I made and didn't post..
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Thanks to @queenofquestions for the suggestion!
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kelpiekorn · 2 days ago
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tl;dr if everyone is guilty, big brother longer needs to differentiate between slave and free man when meting out punishment
(in case anyone needs an example/breakdown to illustrate the current problem)
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kelpiekorn · 2 days ago
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kelpiekorn · 2 days ago
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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.
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kelpiekorn · 2 days ago
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Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.
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kelpiekorn · 2 days ago
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It is so disturbing how every time a disabled person is brutally murdered by their caregiver, the conversation revolves around what we can do to give more support to caregivers and not the welfare of disabled people and how to give people with disabilities more agency and support in escaping abusive and neglectful situations. Don’t get me wrong, caregiving is hard but I am so tired of the “I feel so bad for the caregiver, their life was so rough and then they just snapped :(” narrative and not acknowledging that the disabled individual was uniquely vulnerable and completely at the whim of someone who despised them, felt they had no inherent worth and killed them. The rates of abuse experienced by disabled people are always conveniently left out of the narrative. So often it’s twisted into something justifiable, that you should relate to the murderer and not the victim. It is so sick.
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kelpiekorn · 3 days ago
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I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.
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kelpiekorn · 3 days ago
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it’s like when you see a picture of a moose online but you don’t realize how huge they are until you happen to spot one in real life
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kelpiekorn · 3 days ago
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the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines
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kelpiekorn · 3 days ago
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when you're halfway to work and realize you forgot to charge your spider
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kelpiekorn · 3 days ago
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fuck! we accidentally voted too hard and killed him! but I guess that's democracy for ya...
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kelpiekorn · 3 days ago
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Despite being the mighty top dog of Early Cretaceous North America, the continent’s only Carcharodontosaurid, and sharing the same habitat as the infamous Deinonychus, Acrocanthosaurus atokensis is so underrated compared to T.rex and deserves more love and recognition…
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kelpiekorn · 4 days ago
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i just got insider access to the biggest spider in san frico
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