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🐱 American Curl

📸 Iryna Merzlenko

🎨 Black Karpati [Roan: Karpati (Carpathian) Pattern]

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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i miss him so much

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Reminder:

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Honey is a comic based on my run on clangen (lifegen). I think I'll slowly post it here on tumblr, but it'll update faster on Comicfury.

This is not a Warrior Cats comic! They're just cats.

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Falin, Oil on paper and digital

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translatingrussiantoposts:

“who’s gonna fucking add the flour?????”

“so the pic is named “flourless pancakes” and you, pissy bastard, do not know where the flour is?”

“because these are not fucking pancakes, its a fucking omelette, bitch. pancakes have to have flour, you stoned cocksucker”

“pancakes arent just “blini”, they are also “oladi”, you fucking bastard, bitch, stub-snouted!!!!!!”

“oladi also requires flour you lunatic!!!!!!”

“fucker, its fucking written here, for stupids like you, “flourless pancakes”, pancakes, may their mother be grabbed by balls, without fucking flour, go fuck yourself, you fucking f*****”

“PANCAKES WITHOUT FUCKING MOTHER-FUCKED FLOUR ARE AN OMELETTE, YOU TREE-KNOCKED WHACKO”

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

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Tumblr Code.

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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look okay nearly every project moon character is the character of all time on account of the literary references and layers of bullshit but Ricardo truly IS the character of all time. He wears a *jaguar (not leopard, sorry) print fur cape and no shirt. His hair is hot pink. He would chase someone across the high seas and to the opposite side of the country because he wanted to kill them for stealing his hair coupons. EDM music follows him around and it IS diegetic. He loves cute things and decorates his Book of Vengeance (where he writes the names of everyone who has ever wronged him so he can punish them for it) with kitty stickers. The gang he’s from is called the Middle Finger and all the guys he leads call him Big Bro and really truly mean it. His favorite positive descriptor is “luscious” and his favorite negative one is “bristly” and he’ll use them in situations where they shouldn’t be applied. He lives in a world where you are more likely to become a pile of gore than survive another day and but instead of turning into blood and meat he just gets launched like Team Rocket. The chains and tattoos aren’t even a remarkable part of his design since that’s just what The Middle is like. I got so caught up describing how strange he is that I forgot to say that he kills people by punching and kicking them to death

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Character mascot for my Warriors fangame in the making :D A question for the fandom: would you want to play in canon clans or fanmade ones?

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if i was a monster or some kind of ghoul i would stream on witch.tv

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