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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

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They call me pillsbury the way that I’m a doe boy

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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july in appalachia by keaton st. james

(patreon)

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He is my favourite. Pls watch KPDH it's beautiful

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break it down, bobby!

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme

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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.