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Dads in glamour are fucking terrifying

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Imagine A World Where Being "Gay" The Norm & Being "Straight" Would Be The Minority!

Posting this because this NEEDS to be shown!

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stillgotstrings:

"You realise that’s kind of the whole point of a bet, right? I mean, I don’t know if nobody’s actually explained the whole thing to you before."

"But you’re sorta’ supposed to have the money you owe me.”

"Bra- fucking - Vo, wood boy. Ya' gonna have to annoy someone else"

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triptraptroll:

Of course, things had to be a bit more complicated than what she originally thought. Things were just never simple or easy in her life, it was always connect to something else.  ”Woody.” Holly said under her breath, looking down at him.

“While it still wasn’t right in my mind and it was only made worse and complicated by the fact that you hid it behind all of our backs-" She had to pause for a moment there, making sure she didn’t rile herself back up.

"…I can’t do anything about it if Lily had her say in it." That was a cause of so many of their arguments, Lily accusing Holly of trying to run her life. 

" I- I know, Holly" Woody didn't know what to say "I fucked up, i know" he sighed and ran a hand on his bald scalp, he scratched his beard and squeezed his axe under his stool, things were getting even more intense, he didn't know what to say, all he could do was apologize.                                     "I'm sorry, Holly- I really am" 

killthefuckxr entered the Trip Trap

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crxris:

                    ❝ Not to me, quite obviously. Despite the death of Faith and Lily, Georgie still wants his money. ❞

         "Well- Step in line, I ain't got the money, Georgie can wait"

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triptraptroll:

"Eh, not much I gotta do. But you can do what Gren does and down a couple of shots while I set up and claim you helped." 

"Are ya' sure? I can- put the chairs down?"               I dunno.

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weissalsdieschnee:

     ”I don’t like this…       You haven’t seen anyone knew or unfamiliar        in the area as of late, have you?”

"I ain't in any condition  to look for a headless fucker"

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feedinglungs:

[ Too bad his drunk ass wouldn’t let him coordinate his punches right, and even with an axe this big he would never manage to hit her in a condition like his. Instead, Mary just lifted her feet, her heels kicking against the woodman’s stomach. ]

     ❝ —- This is just sad! ❞

[ end of the line Woody. Woody lay helplessly on the ground, unconscious from all the alcohol, as he lay helpless a few snores escaped Woody's mouth ] 

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iknowwherethefuckingriveris replied to your audio post

[ i unironically love this song ]

                    [ same lol :[D <<< {Kenny's mustach :D} ]

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This man found me and took care of me. We met up with other survivors and we all tried to make it, but…it didn’t work.

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Woody groaned at the bird and slapped him off of his shoulder "FUCK OFF BIRD!" he said and continued to walk, seriously? what's with this thing? it's irritating him

killthefuckxr found the crow

*He frantically flapped his wings and jumped away from the incoming boot.The first time,he could forgive.It was a mistake.This time,oh no,he just tried to kill him.There would be no forgiveness.*

*With a squawk,the flew after the Woodsman and landed on his shoulder,now trying to peck his ear off.It may have been the stress making him so uncharacteristically violent,but he wasn’t going to worry himself about that now.*

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FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

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WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE

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Woody rested his axe on his shoulder and stopped, he sighed and looked down at her "Look, girl. I don't nee ya' on my back" Woody narrowed his eyes and shook his head " I don't even know ya' "

Jane rested her hands behind her back and began following the strange man. “You look pretty bad~” she said, though now her tone was less concerning and more playful. 

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OutOfbricks: I’m a bit tired now guys, everything is drafted

OutOfAxes: WHat I said up there ^^^

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[How durable is Woody's neck? Because I got to know this when I have my Headless donkeyman cut his head off. Unless...Woody can stop him..?]

             "You can fuckin' try, asshole!"