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Reuploading this since I somehow accidentally clicked the mature setting and couldn’t figure out how to turn it off 😅

Dan Heng is coming home!!!

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The incredibly normal way I feel about Aventurine in combat fatigues

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kitty

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while I don’t agree with that referring to men in their 30s-early 40s as “old man yaoi”, I UNDERSTAND why many people who primarily consume honest-to-goodness BL manga are quicker to call it that, because there is just such poor representation for men that aren’t hairless dehydrated 20-something twunks. They’re wrong, but I get why it happens.

I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.

So I would like to propose new vocabulary: Grown Ass Yaoi. yaoi that’s grown ass men. they’re not old but they’re not young adults either. you get me? Grown Ass Yaoi

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uhhhh hello tumblr!

first post on here

still not sure how this works

but erm yeah

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I'm not sure fandom babies understand how much info they generally get on fics on AO3. Especially the ones who complain about certain kinds of content. TIME WAS YOU COULD NEVER KNOW IF THERE WOULD BE SHIT YOU DIDN'T LIKE IN FICS.

Like, okay, take this header from a fic I loved in LotR fandom back in 2002, on the LotR forum/website I preferred:

That provides... essentially no info on what's actually in the fic, y'know? It's 6 chapters and appears to mostly be about Frodo and Pippin, and it's rated G, but other than that, take a risk, right?

Or take this header on Livejournal for a fic I posted in 2008:

This was actually an extremely in-depth fic header at the time. There were a lot of people who didn't bother adding notes, word counts, or even characters of focus. "Warnings" was an optional entry, and I only bothered adding it bc the fic had significant spoilers for an episode that had aired recently. There are other things I'd tag on it now, but those weren't "tagged" at the time by most people.

I'd show off an FF.net header but I can't actually get the site to load tonight.

Like, it was controversial that a fic challenge community I was in on LJ in '07 or so took down a fic someone submitted because they didn't warn for sexual assault. Because we had no rule about being required to warn.

And some of y'all bitch that AO3 allows thoroughly-tagged content that you can easily avoid and not accidentally read, and if you accidentally read it bc it's not tagged, you can REPORT it????

Nah. Fuck that and fuck you. AO3 should not censor content posted to it, but I have not seen a fic in YEARS that doesn't have more info about the content of a 100 word drabble than I would've ever given for a 4k word fic back in the day. Not because I specifically had bad habits, but because WE DID NOT PROVIDE THAT INFO AT THAT TIME.

Sorry just. I saw something earlier today being critical of AO3 and just. Y'all don't understand how good you have it. You really really don't. And on the one hand I'm glad that you always had this quality of tagging, but on the other fuck you for acting like it's not fabulously thorough for asking if there's common triggers in it.

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drew phainon too ! ! !

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My toxic trait is that I am far more interested in the socio-economic and geopolitical implications of ABO settings than the smut.

For example: I can't read any ABO AUs set in England or France because while I can suspend my disbelief far enough for a gender trinary set up, I can't suspend it enough to believe those two countries would still be distinct entities in a alternate history where Richard the Lionheart could have impregnated Philip II.

If there was a viable dynastic future with Richard, Philip would have climbed him like an oak and dragged him to the altar if he had to. It's a match that makes perfect sense from both their points of view: Philip gets Aquitaine back under French rule, the best general in Europe on his council, and a powerful check on the Angevins... then unexpectedly (after Henry the Young bites it) the entire Kingdom of England for his Capetian dynasty. Richard meanwhile gets to stick it to his father, secure Aquitaine's prosperity, and gets the leverage to start pushing for his mother's release. Then when Henry kicks the bucket Richard doesn't actually have to be King of England in anything but name: Philip can run the countries and unify the Crowns and what not while Richard runs off to go Crusading.

Plus they also like, loved each other and stuff and being able to get to be together long term instead of being torn apart by politics would have been cool. But I'm mainly obsessed with the historical and dynastic implications.

All this to say any ABO au set in England or France that doesn't have them united as a singular Anglo-Frank empire is doing it wrong.

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Chapters: 3/3 Summary:

Canon Divergence. Demon AU.

Nice let go of Lin Ling’s face and pulled his phone out. Instantly Lin Ling saw several current news articles and videos covering the scene and Nice saving him. Countless comments were underneath praising Nice as well as Lin Ling for trying to save the kids himself. Some comments were even focusing on an image of Nice holding Lin Ling in the air, Nice’s face thankfully obscured so no one could see his demonic side. The camera’s focus was on Lin Ling tightly clinging to Nice. All of those comments were calling their meeting cute, borderline swooning at the thought that perhaps something else would bloom from their meeting.

“W-What the hell?” Lin Ling’s face turned pink. “This has to be a prank.”

“Afraid not. Many of my fans and the public alike think our meeting is rather adorable. A hero saving a citizen who’s a rather cute young man? People were bound to take the story and run it in a romantic direction.”

Instead of saving Moon, Nice saves Lin Ling and begins to fake date him. (Oh, and Nice is also a demon. Not that anyone would believe Lin Ling if he told them.)

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Hello everyone! I finally finished this chapter and story! I hope you all like it! I had a blast writing this AU! Definitely an idea (or concept) I’d revisit in the future either to continue this AU or give a new different spin. Either way, please let me know if you enjoyed this story!! I always appreciate it!

And feel free to like and reblog this post! Take care!!!

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just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

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I like to imagine that in any atla modern au, aang still, for some reason, finds a reason to beat ozai’s ass

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blinked and then my emotions were gone

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"Huh?"

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Chapters: 3/3 Summary:

Canon Divergence. Demon AU.

Nice let go of Lin Ling’s face and pulled his phone out. Instantly Lin Ling saw several current news articles and videos covering the scene and Nice saving him. Countless comments were underneath praising Nice as well as Lin Ling for trying to save the kids himself. Some comments were even focusing on an image of Nice holding Lin Ling in the air, Nice’s face thankfully obscured so no one could see his demonic side. The camera’s focus was on Lin Ling tightly clinging to Nice. All of those comments were calling their meeting cute, borderline swooning at the thought that perhaps something else would bloom from their meeting.

“W-What the hell?” Lin Ling’s face turned pink. “This has to be a prank.”

“Afraid not. Many of my fans and the public alike think our meeting is rather adorable. A hero saving a citizen who’s a rather cute young man? People were bound to take the story and run it in a romantic direction.”

Instead of saving Moon, Nice saves Lin Ling and begins to fake date him. (Oh, and Nice is also a demon. Not that anyone would believe Lin Ling if he told them.)

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Hello everyone! I finally finished this chapter and story! I hope you all like it! I had a blast writing this AU! Definitely an idea (or concept) I’d revisit in the future either to continue this AU or give a new different spin. Either way, please let me know if you enjoyed this story!! I always appreciate it!

And feel free to like and reblog this post! Take care!!!

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Can we please have Phainon and Mydei comforting each other while they're sick? I'm sick and I want them to be sick and sweet too.

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hmm offering just a tiny sketch

i think mydei is the kinda guy who almost never gets sick LMAO when phainon does, mydei cares and spoils him so nicely and gently w easy to stomach foods (ofc homecooked) and an array of meds at hand for any kind of ailment, hes the perfect housewifesband

anw get well soon anon