27, he/him. commonly known as raviroli. Mostly a pmd blog, but I love games and books such as Pokemon, Warframe, Monster Hunter, Redwall, and the Cosmere. I occasionally write and then never post it! Feel free to talk to me about anything!
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Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!
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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably
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crybaby
(Blood warning under the cut)
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#siv do not look at this i swear#not yet anyway#my poor boy. my poor poor boy
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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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their own little image too
#this goes hard#i love how like their general vibe is similar but they're all also completely different#also hello. looking respectfully
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still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great
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On one hand, it's great to see people learn how to unfuck their living spaces. On the other hand, that stuff like "frequently used articles should be stored near where they're used" and "trash receptacles should be placed near activities that generate trash" are being received as radical ideas points to a serious knowledge transmission problem.
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No?
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