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I've had major art block recently so I decided to force myself to draw, and honestly, after drawin Poland I was feelin it again :) I may make this digital as I'm pretty proud of it

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fellas, cowboy joe is my actual weakness jesus christ 

Since i got lazy, i randomly splattered colors.

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woah waoh owo

oh gosh my latest rusame pic suddenly got like this influx of notes all of a sudden :)  

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i. just wanna go to sleep man

i’m writing an english essay at 12 am right, i’m tired as hell right, i gotta piss, so i go to piss, i’m hunched over eyes closed with goosebumps all over me cause this house is cold as fuck, when i hear what sounded like the longest stomach grumble coming from me, and i’m like “okay” and then it continues and i’m just- so lost at that point, and it took me a solid 20 seconds to realize that that was not me but a fuckin airplane outside. i thought. an airplane engine was my stomach. let me rest already god damn it. 

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i watched this really good animation meme starring America called Everybody Loves Me and due to the ending of it this image practically made itself- 

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👏👏👏

Axis Offender Shuffle

America: Hi there, I'm America. After the end of the Second World War, the United Nations Security Council decided to create this video to educate the other nations of the world. This totally awesome rap song will show that the former Axis nations are indeed remorseful, and wish to become functioning members of the world stage again. Sit back, and enjoy.

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Axis Powers:

The United Nations has asked us to

Disclose our wartime crimes to you

We were bad, but now we're good

We're apologizing, as we should

You know we're trying our best to be

Functioning members of society

We're not here to start any trouble

We're required to do the "Axis Offender Shuffle"

Germany:

I'm Germany, and I'll refrain

From murdering 6 million Jews again

What I've done was not too kind

But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find

Me and my brother have fun parties

You guys should come over for Oktoberfest

But do keep in mind I started the war

And do keep in mind I'm an Axis offender

Italy:

The Kingdom of Italy was my old name

My invasion of Ethiopia brought me fame

But there's much more to know about me

I love to cook and I love to ski

I zip and zoom on through the snow

Then I cook some pasta with some dough

But I can't ski until December

Till then, I'm just an Axis offender

Japan:

My name is Japan, I'm dropping rhymes

I've raped Asia several times

I know that sounds like a lot

Is there an excuse? Definitely not

I feel real bad, I got caught

Will I do it again? Probably not

I'm not here to make pretences

I'm here because of my Axis offences

Croatia:

I'm Croatia, I'm number one

Apologizing for what I've done

In case you’re wondering what that was

I made even Nazis look away in disgust

I ran Jasenovac like the devil

Serbs and Jews? I killed high levels

But I'm not here for an ethnic scuffle

I'm here to do the Axis Offender Shuffle

Romania:

*Epic Sax Solo by Romania*

Hungary:

Hungary is now in the room

Proving girls can do it too

And by "it" I mean crimes in wartime

Was it worth it? "No!" I can chime

You won't find me conversing with neighbors

'Cause I gotta pay to Russia with labour

I'm not here to go on a bender

I'm here because I'm an axis offender

Prussia:

My name’s Prussia, I’m so awesome

Not when it comes to war crimes though

My own culture is to blame

Hence now I’m communist, what a shame

Me and my brother are split up

But such is life, and we’re messed up

I’m not here to make pretenses

I’m here because of my war offenses

Thailand:

I’m the one they call the land of the Thai

They said I didn’t have to be split like a pie

I was reluctant, I’ll admit

But Japanese war crimes, I helped commit

I forced prisoners to build a railroad

It wasn’t real nice, and a dead end is my road

But I can still correct my route

If I admit my Axis offenses

Bulgaria:

Look, I am nothing like these countries! I was reluctant to even partake in this damn war! I shouldn’t have to do this, okay? I can accept communism if I have to-

America:

*cocks gun and glares*

Bulgaria:

I’m not here to pack my duffles

I’m just here to do the Axis Offender Shuffle

Axis Powers:

The United Nations has asked us to has asked us to

Disclose our wartime crimes to you

We were bad, but now we're good

We're apologizing, as we should

We’re obliged to admit

The crimes for which we committed

We're not here to start any trouble

We're required to do the "Axis Offender Shuffle"

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the hero we didn’t deserve but got anyways <3 

Update from the man himself

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sighs intensely 

People are still doing these, right?

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oh yea bb rub that rusame all over me. i used google translate so Russia’s supposed to be saying “And you’re cute..” but GT probably fucked it up so some Russian speaking person is probably gonna be like “why the fuck is he saying you’re a tasty shoe” but yknow heck that. i hope the countryhumans fandom enjoys my contribution. <3

art by me pls don’t repost anywhere, at least not without credit, cause that’s rude okay thanks