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im gonna be 20 tomorrow btw. if mew even care

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And I'm supposed to what,

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pent up teenager trying to jerk off for hours and being unable to get any satisfaction outta it × the family's big guard dog who's always liked the kid most

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LILF (loli id like to feed)

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(puts a roofie in your milk carton in the school cafeteria)

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rb to molest prev

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HOW TO GET YOUR ACCOUNT BACK FROM RANDOM NIGHTMARE SURPRISE TERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!

I woke up on sunday morning to find that my whole account had been terminated out of the blue. VERY DISTRESSING!!! if this has just happened to you, YOU CAN GET YOUR ACCOUNT RESTORED. the best part is, everything remains intact! your messages, asks, followers, posts, etc. don't fret!! they restored my account only a day after it had been terminated. usually, it takes one to two weeks for a response. HERE'S WHAT I DID!!!

it's important that you send a SUPPORT TICKET. don't randomly email them!!! go to https://www.tumblr.com/support and choose "terminated account" as your reason.

include the email of the account that got terminated. this makes it easier for them to recover it! if you can't send it from that email, just include it in the message.

include the following: to the best of your knowledge, you have re-read the site rules and you haven't broken any site guidelines. state how important your account is to you, and stress how thankful you are for their help in recovering it. BE POLITE. EVEN IF YOU'RE UPSET OR PISSED OFF!!!! it significantly ups your chances of being listened to. I included the phrase "I'm sure you understand the importance of this" which is corporatespeak for "FIX THIS OR SO HELP ME GOD" and that seemed to get their attention.

you can also @ support on tumblr with the issue, and @ them on another site (e.g. twitter). there's a chance they'll see and respond quicker! cover all your options. the reddit for tumblr account termination is no longer active so don't bother with that.

if they don't respond within a few days, reply to the confirmation email they sent after you sent in your request. follow up! ask for updates! reiterate the urgency of the situation! make sure you're not responding to an address with "noreply" in it!

REALLY HOPE THIS HELPS!!!! all is not lost you just gotta be STERN AND POLITE. it's terrifying to have your entire account vanish overnight but there is always hope okay. love you good luck

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cat, plushie, and pooltoy all trying to save money on a furry world flight so they all chip in for one ticket. the cat obviously would have to pay but she can bring the plushie in as a carry-on. you see normally all living creatures have to pay for a seat but if the toy can pretend to be completely inanimate the whole time even though the cat is grabbing its sensitive tags and buttons and playing with it during the flight no one will know. the pooltoy of course is completely folded up and shoved into the plushie's stuffing through its zipper which is making both toys blush a bit through the whole trip. they each get an extra apple juice after they land to make up for the lack of in-flight drink access

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Hey... I have something I have to say to all my fans. I've been getting an awful lot of support lately, especially with being sick, and it feels wrong to not say something... I need to come clean...

... I don't care much for soup... I've always struggled with the texture of it... I think the broth is yummy but I genuinelly very heavily dislike soup.... I'm so sorry....... 😔

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my actual real-life biological mother is talking about getting me an eternity collar for my birthday and on the one hand i don't know how to express to her that it probably not appropriate for her to do that. but on the other hand can you imagine being able to tell people that my actual irl mom collared me?

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wait wait I got it! puts little faeries in shibari harnesses and clips them to my carabiner earrings so they dangle cutely ^_^

!!

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did you guys know i share a bday with miku hatsune

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I should have been born a loli instead of a human.

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mesugaki findom