kittybricks
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kittybricks · 5 days ago
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The best photo I took at Dashcon 2
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kittybricks · 17 days ago
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the worst part of being a non-american on the internet is statistically you're probably going to make a lot of friends who ARE american and then you start getting crazy thoughts like "i should take a vacation to buttfuck tennessee" or "i wish i could immigrate to new jersey"
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kittybricks · 20 days ago
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Botnia Paradise English Covers
Just for fun I translated and recorded my two favourite Botnia Paradise songs! I worked off the literal translation from this video, and tried to rewrite the lyrics to fit the meter, vibe, and theme!
Tracks might be a bit quiet, so be prepared to turn up your volume <3
Lyrics for both below the cut!
THE BACHELORS OF THE SEA
Dear god, Dan-Ole Just listen to me
There are two ways you can live your life, Dan-Ole You can live it well, or watch and let it pass You have put a leash around yourself, Dan-Ole And on the other end your mom is holding fast For 40 long years now you’ve been standing still No matter what I’ve done to push you forward But I know that you want this, the chase, the hunt, the thrill It’s time to cut that umbilical cord
So put on your dancing shoes tonight, Dan-Ole The bachelors are gonna play the field It’ll be all eyes on us tonight, Dan-Ole It’s you and me The bachelors of the sea
But Bertel, you’re not a bachelor.
Ah, thanks for the reminder… Boarding completed!
We have got a lot to get through now, Dan-Ole Let’s first address the clothes in which you’re clad Have you looked into a mirror yet Dan-Ole? Well, my better coat was buried down with Dad. Either way, I think we’d better hit the shop We’ll get everything, jacket, pants, and shoes So relax, take a drink, and put on some perfume Soon it’ll be time for your debut
So put on your dancing shoes tonight, Dan-Ole The bachelors are gonna play the field It’ll be all eyes on us tonight, Dan-Ole Because you’ll be… The bachelor of the sea
Wait, wait, wait, Bertel! Bertel, listen, we have a problem. I can’t dance.
Why not?
It’s not that I won’t, I just can’t! I was born with two left feet.
We can fix that! Follow me
Step forward, stay on track One two three four, then step back Step to the side, then a jump Hands on the waist, now look up
Slowly slowly, quick quick, slowly slowly, quick quick, slowly slowly You’re totally doing it! Ay, ay, ay!
So put on your dancing shoes tonight, Dan-Ole The bachelors are gonna play the field It’ll be all eyes on us tonight, Dan-Ole Because you’ll be… what?
The bachelor of the sea!
So look out cuz here comes Bertel and Dan-Ole Thunder duo on the dance floor guaranteed It’ll be all eyes on Bertel and Dan-Ole It’s you and me The bachelors of the sea.
BACK IN BUSINESS
Oh yeah Heart is pumping but time stands still Feel a little shaky, but I’ve got the skill Yeah I took a break but now I’m back again I got a date with destiny, we’re more than friends
Because I’m back (He’s coming back, he’s coming back!) And baby it feels like I never left Because I’m back (He’s coming back, he’s coming back!) I’m playing high and winning like it’s theft
I wanna go, I won’t wait, living in the fast lane Watch the old men playing while I stalk my prey, yeah
Empty your pockets of all that you’ve got I’m shooting high and I’m coming in hot Good luck guys, try not to break the bank
Because I’m back In business Oh baby I’m the money man Bertel is back In business A high roller in luxury class Gimme that champagne Party at my place If you’ve got cash to burn then you’re invited in Because I’m back Can I get a witness? Bertel Bäck is back in business
He’s been a free man for the past eight months Free of joy in his life (Why live like that?) For over half a year he’s been resisting even The most tempting of good times (Not anymore!) Not anymore! He’s had enough already Gonna shuffle up those cards and make a dime (Shuffle up those cards now) Listen to me! We’re betting strong and steady You gotta dare to win sometimes (Oh dare to win)
Ladies and gents, cough up your cents It’s the greatest sound of them all No more slow laments, no, turn up the tempo I wanna see that dealer crawl
Because I’m back In business Oh baby I’m the money man Bertel is back In business A high roller in luxury class Gimme that champagne Party at my place If you’ve got cash to burn then you’re invited in Because I’m back Can I get a witness? Bertel Bäck is back in business
Fifteen thousand dollars*! We make a pretty good team, Bertel!
Yeah, I know! It’s a good start!
Good start? Hey, listen. You gotta know when to stop.
Uhh, do they call you “Cash Out”? Or do they call you… Double Cheeseburger?
Uh… hot shot. Did you hear me? Hot shot!
I’m the biggest hot shot that you’ve ever met Fifteen thousand* on red!
Because I’m back In business The king has got his crown on head Bertel is back In business I’m about to be wealthy man Gimme that champagne Party at my place If you’ve got cash to burn then you’re invited in Because I’m back Can I get a witness? Bertel Bäck is back In business
Black! House wins!
*if you're wondering why I changed it from 10000 euros to 15000 dollars, it was because in my Canadian ass accent I sounded really silly saying euros, so I did the currency conversion on it, and it would equal about 15000 CAD/USD, so I went with that!
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kittybricks · 21 days ago
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being a queer person who really likes a m/f ship blows because the minute you step outside your painstakingly curated circle of t4t bisexuals you find out all the straight people are out here drawing your faves like this
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kittybricks · 22 days ago
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“We were separated. He couldn’t touch me.”
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kittybricks · 23 days ago
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i just think he's neat
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kittybricks · 25 days ago
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kittybricks · 1 month ago
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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)
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kittybricks · 1 month ago
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I love small town grindr. Looking for fun at the haunted abandoned building
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kittybricks · 1 month ago
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same as it eva was
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kittybricks · 1 month ago
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doctor, soldier, poet, lover
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kittybricks · 1 month ago
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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kittybricks · 1 month ago
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kittybricks · 2 months ago
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lets overthrow mama
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kittybricks · 3 months ago
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let's stand with mama
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kittybricks · 3 months ago
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found footage horror film
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
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kittybricks · 3 months ago
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