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it's always the biggest losers who say "it cost 0 dollars to be kind" did you or did not tell a whole server of six-year olds to kill themselves on roblox last night??
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hate it when people say "as if the world revolves around u?" in a sarcastic tone. like yes, that is exactly what i wanted to hear.
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i'm thinking about lying more. so if you trust me, maybe you should think about that a little harder.
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come on child safety lid, you know it's me.
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why must ALL my actions have consequences?? this is literally my first time being alive, stop being mean.
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boutta throw a fit (aggressive cleaning to feel something).
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we need to launch a federal investigation on the word "moist" and why so many people are opposed to it.
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i love opening doors for short men. lmao, "after u babygirl"
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any dawg that might've been in me was euthanized, i fear.
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she is pretty neat. she does have cats.
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pluto really was the first victim of cancel culture 😔
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everybody gangsta till blaine's (from glee) somewhere only we know comes on.
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touching grass ain't enough, i need to be the grass.
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people get wayyyy too comfortable on the internet. what happened to secrets?? to shame??? to decorum????
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my problem is, everything is a sign to me.
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YES i maybe perhaps most definitely am using tumblr as twitter........and???
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