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hey, have you ever gotten huge on accident while sneezing? my nephew was asking me, and now i'm just a bit curious too.

     A wiser woman might have realized the opportunity to protect her image, keep something clearly unknown about her piss-poor quirk control to herself, but–

       “ Wheeew, only like– all the damn time when I first started out. Sneezing, gettin’ spooked or too worked up, that sorta thing. ”

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I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

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quirkycombatants‌:

“Wait, what?” Oh come on, this was a great opportunity! The perfect opportunity to see how much impact he could take! It was so perfect! “Well what if we just move slightly so that there’s nothing in the way? Like the road? I mean, I figure that you’ll probably hit me like a train, so then I just need to worry about hitting the ground at around terminal velocity. So I’ll probably live. And if we use the road, then you have space!” Jin no. This is totally going to get you killed probably and get Mt. Lady in tons of trouble for assaulting a teenager. 

      “ Whaddya mean, c’mon, you got a couple hundreds of thousands of yen just lying around to pay the repair fees ? My feet tend to make potholes, y’know. ”

    “ No ? No donations to the Mt. Lady Agency ? Didn’t think so, ”  Yu chuckled, grin toothy and thin-lipped, reaching out to roughly clap her hand on the youth’s shoulders. “ Honestly, kid, I have only the slightest clue what ‘terminal velocity’ really entails-- I never was a studious one. But, like, if ya really want to see if you can pick up what I’m puttin’ down, we could probably find somewhere that wouldn’t get either of us sued. Uh, say-- what's your name, anyway ?”

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Soft as Silk, Sweet as honey, Dumb as shit, I ain’t got no money

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Headcanon - Mt. Lady Agency

The agency is located in the heart of Musutafu. 

When she debuted, the agency operated out of her studio apartment because she couldn’t afford office rent. It has since relocated to a small, leased space.

Her office is decorated with posters of the Japanese women’s national football team, some funny pictures she printed off, and photos of-- herself ! She’s quite proud of her shampoo advertisements, because they made a lot of money.

She is fully independent from Kamui Woods and Edgeshot, but they are technically a ‘team’ in that they operate in the same general area and she doesn’t try to bite their heads off when they partner up.

Yu never answers the office phone. She does not own a fax machine. She has read receipts on so that, at the very least, you know she has seen that text you sent her yesterday morning-- which she will probably respond to the next day. Only very urgent things get immediate attention from her. Otherwise, you’re better off finding her in person.

How does she get jobs then, you ask ? Well, most active hero situations are urgent, but beyond that she does patrols, sometimes counts on Kamui Woods and Edgeshot to lead her to the action, and she does read the messages, and listen to the voicemails-- then, she shows up to whatever spot the message mentioned !  

Yu loves kids, and generally enjoys working with them ! She’s in her twenties, so she still hangs out on Twitter more than she should, and knows her memes and ( most ) pop culture references. She has “hell yeah, stick it to the man” vibes as a mentor, encourages rowdiness, and is sometimes too rough-and-tumble with the students. She prefers interns with some bulk to them, because she’s less likely to hurt them if she goofs up.

Despite this enthusiasm, she is still a garbage intern coordinator and never knows what to do with the ones she takes on (because, canon whom ? she does try to teach them stuff ). As such, she’s started limiting the pool of interns in her office, only keeping two slots at the absolute max. This includes a temporary first year visiting from one of the high schools, because when they visit there is one intern she has to keep track of. If she already had two interns in-house, she would not take on any student visitors, etc.

She’s never had a sidekick, but would probably count that as one of two spots at her agency, and shrink down to only keeping one intern around. 

Her size-related concerns (pun intended) would shift if she ever broke into the top ten pro-heroes, and in turn became more busy. She would need more help around the office then, so would have to bring in more sidekicks-- and would make them coordinate the interns. 

All of these thoughts are written down in the one (1) notebook she keeps on her desk. Most other information for the agency is badly organized as reminders and notes in her cellphone, which she told Siri to make.

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For a moment she thought Yu was being serious. “Ah, well, unfortunately I’m not really able to do that.” She really would help if she could, but she did have her own livelihood to keep in order.

“I get it. I’ve never really had to deal with paying for immense damages, luckily.” The most she had ever had to pay for was a window shattered by a spike she had thrown in combat. And the quirk discrimination she experienced was more in the form of personal attacks for being, well, covered in sharp objects. “Y’know, I may not be able to pay for property damage, but is there anything else I can do to help pick you up? Maybe I could treat you to a coffee? Lunch, maybe?”

      “ Oh, Razor’s Edge-- ”  the tone Yu used was nothing short of coquettish, a teasing grin splitting her face.  “ A luuuuunch daaaaate ? Ha ! I’m down. Lemme just, ”       It was more than a little gross, the slick, sweaty ‘SHLURP’ of her mask peeling off of her face. She’d been running around all afternoon, doing this and that ( breaking those and those ), and had gotten quite warm in her uniform, signature curls deflated.

       Yu was, of course, oblivious to her haggard state. “ What’re you in the mood for ? I dunno ‘bout you, but I could really go to town on like...six burgers right now. ”

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    “ HA HA HA-- You wanna die ? Hell yeah ! ” 

      Because she had never thought about consequences a day in her life, and didn't think he would actually die ( both from her own lack of effort, and her misguided assumption that someone wouldn't egg on what they couldn't take ), she was fully intending on delivering-- but, when she took a step back ( to go giant, wind up, and whack him ), Yu realized how...little space there was to work with.         “ Uh-- quick rain check, kid ? I just finished paying off the damage to the automated railway. ” which she had launched a truck through. As one does.

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“Ah! Mt. Lady! Hey, can you kick me as hard as you can? I want to see if my body can take it. It’ll be great training!” Don’t do it. Don’t encourage Jin. He’ll die. Maybe. Probably. Likely. 

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     “ What the hap is fuckening ? ”

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Mrs. Mountain i would Die For You

       “ Aw, that’s so stinkin’ sweet– ”

        “ Name me as the sole benefactor in your will, first. ”

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He was, to be honest, entirely taken about. After all, he hadn’t expected to be noticed by such a colossal hero– in the literal sense, this time. And the mention of Bakugou just made his gut churn, not to mention how she seemed to take it as a comedy- but alas, the higher arts were just lost on some people.

Still, he smiles his usual, friendly smile, but despite that, there’s a flicker of wariness in his eyes and a defensive shift in his weight from one foot to the other.

“Monoma Neito. It’s an honor to meet you, Ms. Takeyama.”

      Though never known for being the sharpest pencil in the box, Yu did notice the uneasy tension in the student’s body, hidden behind his genial expression. Her lopsided grin didn’t fade, though, and if she was now reticent of his company-- it didn’t show on her face, chest puffing in pride at the mention of honor. 

         “ Oho ? You’re the first student to call me by my name, I think, ”  she chuckled, quickly waving a hand in dismissal, “ You can drop the ‘Ms.’ though, really. You’ll make me feel old.”   then, she looked him up and down, head cocking in question, “ What trouble’re you getting up to out here ? ”

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U ARE LOVED AND VALID

      “ Hell yeah, you spunky anonymous fan, you. ”

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#grounded

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Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

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   He loosened the line upon reaching the security of the roof.  His balance was fine, but there was no need to perch on the lamp.  “Hey, you’re the one who said you wanted to follow me.”  Slid it off the post and sent it down to her, waiting for it to latch around her hand.  Used the post as a pulley to yank her up not as gently as he could have.  “I take no responsibility for your poorly made decisions.”  

      Yu shrieked at being airborne, to put it lightly. Thankfully, when her arm jerked she had mind enough to grab the line with her free hand so that her shoulder stayed in socket. Once on the roof beside him, she shot him the dirtiest glare she could muster-- former feigned politeness be damned.        “ What the fuck, Eraserhead ? ”  every bit of her carefully practiced persona dropped with her irritation, sputtering to get her hair out of her face. It was stuck to her lip gloss, and now she considered actually biting him. “ Warn me next time, or I’ll-- ”  she wasn’t going to do anything, though. She needed him to keep dumping approving first years at her agency for interns. “ Ugh-- what’s your brilliant plan now, huh ? ”