kmsbethany

[kmsbethany]

I don't know if this sounds creepy or not, and I swear I'm not a psychopath, but everytime I hear Flawless by Beyonce, I'm practically ready to either kill a man or aspire to be an exotic dancer.

[kmsbethany]

[kmsbethany]

But you called me unfunny! 

I’m proud of you.

[kmsbethany]

It's gonna come one day.

We do not speak of that day. Ever.

[kmsbethany]

I tried.

That was probably the unfunniest thing I’ve ever heard you say.

[kmsbethany]

I didn't know you could get such a feeling from Dexter's Laboratory.

I’ve watched too much Dexter because I think I’m having homicidal tendencies. But then again, maybe they’ve always been there and they’ve just been suppressed. I hope I don’t go on a murder spree anytime soon, that would suck.

[kmsbethany]

That's not fair. You have to show me yours first. And you don't get to be the judge, you'll be biased!

I’m gonna have to decide for myself so maybe you should show me these prize winning boobies.

[kmsbethany]

What happens when your black hoodie gets too small for you?

Because I like black. It’s the same colour as my heart.

I’m entirely kidding. I’m a stoner, not a goth. I’m too attached to my black hoodie to try something new.

[kmsbethany]

Challenge definitely accepted, Bryant. Though I think we both know the winning boobies. Mine.

Your boobs are cool too. But we must know who has the ultimate boobies. I challenge you to a Booby Battle.

[kmsbethany]

Well, why don't you try wearing a white hoodie? 

I always wear a black hoodie when I go out, because then people assume I’m going to mug them and they avoid me. It’s glorious.

[kmsbethany]

Sure, they're nice. But I can't admit that because then it'd be an insult to my boobs. Only to squeeze out the competition, though.

They are quite nice though, let’s be honest. And I bet you’d be right up there getting in line to get a squeeze of these sweet tatas.

[kmsbethany]

OH

[kmsbethany]

I bet everyone would be commenting on how great your boobs looked.

I wish I was a hot lesbian in prison. 

[kmsbethany]

Are you concussed? What's your name and the current date? 

Everything hurts and the room’s spinning, ugh. What did I even do last night, and….w-where am I?

[kmsbethany]

Well, if you listen closely, you can hear brain cells dying in the math classroom. 

"I’ve finally finished my last piece that I’ve been working on. I think it’s safe to say I can actually rest for once. But since I’ve been working my ass off dancing, what exactly have I missed in the social world here?"

[kmsbethany]

Well, the more you push yourself, the better you get, right?

Dance has been kicking my ass. Spending five hours at the studio probably wasn’t the best idea.

[kmsbethany]

okay hi i wanna be around today but im graduating tonight but after today i am a free house elf !! dobby will have no school !!