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here's my travis playlist

it's only organized up until like song 45, past that it's a nightmare but before that it's definitely normal. this one actually has contemporary music on it because i focused more on finding music that suits travis's themes and genres i've assigned him, rather than trying to make it super period accurate because sometimes idgaf. he would've listened to hozier and ethel cain so hozier and ethel cain go on the list.

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heres some art take it or die

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ugh just watched john ascend to godtier again, it's been a long time since i watched that. homestuck is a good story

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===> sit in a corner and think about what you've done

you sequester your scrofulous rumpass in the corner and hope there isn't a god to have witnessed that, but you have a feeling that you wouldn't be so lucky. they never should have let you out of the mental hospital.

as if anyone, let alone the marvelous and opulent siouxsie sioux, could ever love such a repugnant motherfucker as you. she stares at you with an expression, once so understanding, now only seeming disappointed...

===> be the new stupid idiot braindead faggot in town

the date is sometime in maybe june or july of 1995.

your name is SAL but you guess that works fine too. you are FIFTEEN and you just moved to NOCKFELL with your DAD from new jersey. you don't like that many things because you have SEVERE DEPRESSION on account of your HORRIBLY DISFIGURED VISAGE due to a CHILDHOOD INCIDENT you'd rather not talk about. you cover your face with a PLASTIC PROSTHESIS, earning you the nickname SALLY FACE from bullies, but you've chosen to adopt it. the things you do like tend to include EXTREMELY MORBID SUBJECTS such as GORE, DEATH, MURDER AND MORE, and you generally have a tendency to make other people feel extremely uneasy because of it.

right now, you're having a HARD TIME because of this move, and could really use some COMFORT AND GUIDANCE from a CELEBRITY you've idealized in your mind as a ROLE MODEL.

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===> sal: kiss poster

your face clacks against the wall because you are kissing a poster and you are crazy.

===> be the new stupid idiot braindead faggot in town

the date is sometime in maybe june or july of 1995.

your name is SAL but you guess that works fine too. you are FIFTEEN and you just moved to NOCKFELL with your DAD from new jersey. you don't like that many things because you have SEVERE DEPRESSION on account of your HORRIBLY DISFIGURED VISAGE due to a CHILDHOOD INCIDENT you'd rather not talk about. you cover your face with a PLASTIC PROSTHESIS, earning you the nickname SALLY FACE from bullies, but you've chosen to adopt it. the things you do like tend to include EXTREMELY MORBID SUBJECTS such as GORE, DEATH, MURDER AND MORE, and you generally have a tendency to make other people feel extremely uneasy because of it.

right now, you're having a HARD TIME because of this move, and could really use some COMFORT AND GUIDANCE from a CELEBRITY you've idealized in your mind as a ROLE MODEL.

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===> oh my, siouxsie...

how forward of her. right now? is she serious? you've never even done it before... judging by how the art style got worse, she could just be shitposting, but you couldn't deny, the thought left your heart pounding... how tantalizing...

you decide that you have no choice but to go for it...

===> be the new stupid idiot braindead faggot in town

the date is sometime in maybe june or july of 1995.

your name is SAL but you guess that works fine too. you are FIFTEEN and you just moved to NOCKFELL with your DAD from new jersey. you don't like that many things because you have SEVERE DEPRESSION on account of your HORRIBLY DISFIGURED VISAGE due to a CHILDHOOD INCIDENT you'd rather not talk about. you cover your face with a PLASTIC PROSTHESIS, earning you the nickname SALLY FACE from bullies, but you've chosen to adopt it. the things you do like tend to include EXTREMELY MORBID SUBJECTS such as GORE, DEATH, MURDER AND MORE, and you generally have a tendency to make other people feel extremely uneasy because of it.

right now, you're having a HARD TIME because of this move, and could really use some COMFORT AND GUIDANCE from a CELEBRITY you've idealized in your mind as a ROLE MODEL.

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===> sal: look to siouxsie sioux for comfort and guidance during this hard time

oh new wave singer siouxsie sioux of siouxsie and the banshees, she's always there for you. sometimes it seems like she and your cat GIZMO who the author forgot to mention previously are your only friends in the entire world...

you stare into her soulful brown eyes entrapped in this giant magazine cover as she understands your pain and confusion. she just always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better.

hm?

===> be the new stupid idiot braindead faggot in town

the date is sometime in maybe june or july of 1995.

your name is SAL but you guess that works fine too. you are FIFTEEN and you just moved to NOCKFELL with your DAD from new jersey. you don't like that many things because you have SEVERE DEPRESSION on account of your HORRIBLY DISFIGURED VISAGE due to a CHILDHOOD INCIDENT you'd rather not talk about. you cover your face with a PLASTIC PROSTHESIS, earning you the nickname SALLY FACE from bullies, but you've chosen to adopt it. the things you do like tend to include EXTREMELY MORBID SUBJECTS such as GORE, DEATH, MURDER AND MORE, and you generally have a tendency to make other people feel extremely uneasy because of it.

right now, you're having a HARD TIME because of this move, and could really use some COMFORT AND GUIDANCE from a CELEBRITY you've idealized in your mind as a ROLE MODEL.

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===> be the new stupid idiot braindead faggot in town

the date is sometime in maybe june or july of 1995.

your name is SAL but you guess that works fine too. you are FIFTEEN and you just moved to NOCKFELL with your DAD from new jersey. you don't like that many things because you have SEVERE DEPRESSION on account of your HORRIBLY DISFIGURED VISAGE due to a CHILDHOOD INCIDENT you'd rather not talk about. you cover your face with a PLASTIC PROSTHESIS, earning you the nickname SALLY FACE from bullies, but you've chosen to adopt it. the things you do like tend to include EXTREMELY MORBID SUBJECTS such as GORE, DEATH, MURDER AND MORE, and you generally have a tendency to make other people feel extremely uneasy because of it.

right now, you're having a HARD TIME because of this move, and could really use some COMFORT AND GUIDANCE from a CELEBRITY you've idealized in your mind as a ROLE MODEL.

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i think there's only one way to do this bit. get ready it's really funny and topical i promise

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i've just spent like an hour or so on what's possibly the dumbest thing i've ever created but i have to figure out how i would even post this to tumblr

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got so tired of repetitive character playlists that instead of bitching about it i spent most of the evening making the first draft of my sal playlist, which features bands like concrete blonde, bauhaus, acid bath, a genuinely disproportionate amount of siouxsie and the banshees, and yes... (grits teeth dramatically) there's even some slipknot at the end.

it's supposed to function as a timeline before and after sal meets larry and how that changes his music taste, but it's still a WIP, and i have plans to remove redundant/repetitive songs (like, thematically/tonally) and to add more artists as well but it's a starting place.

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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How are my sweetie pees

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i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling