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From the person who is too busy to keep up with rping and I'm really sorry....

Still I hope everyone takes care and has a great day!

LOOOOVE YOOOOUUUUUU

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Replies and asks will be done tomorrow, and I'm thinking of taking up drawn asks for a short time maybe maybe

I'm open to any and all people who would want to rp with me by the way. Don't be afraid to send me an ask! Just keep in mind that sometimes I take a while to answer things but I always see every message I get.

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LOOOOVE YOOOOUUUUUU

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crocodilenecktie answered your question:Did everyone think Kirk was dead?

I just assumed you abanonded the blog. Havel isn’t dead either. No one just RPs with me. AHAHA.

Aw man, I'll rp with you! I know I owe you and many more people.

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Jaqi is also now Jack's twin sister.

INTERESTING......

I can hear you thinking inappropriate things and I want you to stop it

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Did everyone think Kirk was dead?

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apparently domhnalls in a relationship with a chick with white hair.

Kirk narrowed his eyes.

IT HAD BETTER NOT BE MY WAIFU HE'S USING HIS CRYSTAL GREATSWORD ON.....

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since apparently we have to fill you in, here goes. Solaire discovered that he was the Firstborn, Dusk went mad with power, Hydrus is being evil as usual, Jaqi just got out of a coma, Verit got turned into a dragonkin, Tarkus and Giantdad duked it out in the Oolacile arena, Jenessa joined the Darkmoons, and last but not the least, Aven took up three ducklings as apprentices.

SUNBRO????? WHERE IS THAT LITTLE BALL OF SUPERDENSE PLASMA

Ducklings? And Jenessa is a darkmoon? Verit is a dragon....And Dusk....I'm surprised. So many things have happened....I appreciate you taking the time to explain things further for me, stranger.

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BUT THIS IS AN EVIL HUG. I CAN FEEL THE EVIL EMANATING FROM YOU RIGHT NOW

I think that's body heat.

EVIL

I really have nothing against you. He just refuses to let past experiences go.

"YOU THERE, YES YOU. BRACE YOURSELF" GD swung in for a big hug and just held poor kirk.

Kirk began to thrash and squirm, trying to get out of the hug but Giantdad’s grip was vice-like.

NO STOP YOURE MY MORTAL ENEMY. I CANNOT BE SEEN CONSORTING WITH THE ENEMY

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falcatus replied to your post:"YOU THERE, YES YOU. BRACE YOURSELF" GD swung in for a big hug and just held poor kirk.

*Quietly starts taking notes and beginning to ship*

Kirk glared at her as he was being crushed in Giantdad's hug.

YOU....WOULDN'T....DARE.......

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Jack mun wants to bring back Jack x Kirk and he's dating that chick you stabbed with your armor in a hug

[Whoa that's awesome to hear! They're both great people.

Jack x Kirk: Volume 2 lmao

You've reminded me that I need to get back to replies but I think they're all pretty much dead threads now...]

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"YOU THERE, YES YOU. BRACE YOURSELF" GD swung in for a big hug and just held poor kirk.

Kirk began to thrash and squirm, trying to get out of the hug but Giantdad's grip was vice-like.

NO STOP YOURE MY MORTAL ENEMY. I CANNOT BE SEEN CONSORTING WITH THE ENEMY

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"OH!" The knightess cried "Miles and Dex are also a thing now, and they're drop dead adorable" the knightess swooned

There are so many new developments I don't think I can keep track of them.

SO MILES HAD SEX AND SLOTH HAD SEX AND-

We have pressing matters to attend to. Namely a certain someone named Quelaan will require our presence. I'm worried for her.

SPIDER WAIFU HOW COULD I FORGET

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Sloth got himself a twin named Greed and banged the goddess of sunlight

He...what?

WHAT

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Young Tarkus muses for a moment. "I guess the biggest event you missed is when Princess Dusk went insane and attacked Anor Londo with a hoard of Dragons and Hollowed Darkwraiths. She didn't get far, but it was quite unifying and spectacular."

WHAT THE HELL I WANT IN ON THAT ACTION

CAN WE DO IT AGAIN?????

I'LL RAISE AN ARMY IF I HAVE TO

No that's idiotic. If Dusk had a hoard of dragons and darkwraiths at her command, how could we possibly hope to-

SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE UNATTAINABLE GOALS

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I AM AT ONCE INTIMIDATED AND FEELING VERY WARM IN MY HEART RIGHT NOW

THESE WARM FEELINGS MUCH ARE NICER THAN WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO STAB ME

I'll have to agree with him. I've missed you too.

Sadly big titties girl is a lesbian but she is abyss corrupted so if she had sex with you would get humanity while she fucks you...

LESBIAN? NOT IF I USE MY CHARMS ON HER

No. How about we try to get settled in and reacclimatized to everything first before we attempt….that.

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Kirk remained still for a moment, completely silent.

THEY'RE....

THEY'RE...

THEY'RE SO GODDAMN CUTE

Please refrain from hugging for the sake of the children.

Miles had 2 kids, one with Domhnall and one with like...everyone. Domhnall Jr lives with him and Luis the Chimera lives in the painted world, he's really broken up about it

WHAT

What

WHAT