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hbd leona!

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WASJAJSJAJDJAJHDJSJAKWJJ WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAH 😧😭

GUYS i think I’m OBSESSED with Pressure and Sebastian LIKE IK IT’S JUST A FISH BUT LIKE MARRY ME FISHIE 😭🙏

Player finds Sebastian napping and gets caught in a cuddle trap

ILLUMORIA

synopsis - the last thing you expected to see when walking into sebastian’s shop was him curled up and snoring. you even less expected to get snatched into his arms.

a/n - i was actually giggling so much while writing this… enjoy !!

you can’t stop thinking about how utterly boring the blacksite has been.

there’s only so many times you can go through the same rooms and encounter the same monsters before it’s just uninteresting. not that being chased to death by things that want to eat you was entertaining, but it’s more tedious than anything now.

the predictability makes everything seem mundane, but it makes sense after being down here so long. you’ve tried to talk to sebastian about it—asking if he’s felt the same—but all he did was comment on how he could shoot you if he ever felt bored.

speaking of sebastian, despite his sarcastic remarks, you’ve found his company to be the most enjoyable. he’s much more fun to engage in conversations with than the sea bunnies—who unfortunately cannot speak. rational thinking beings are hard to come by in the blacksite.

you’re almost to his shop on your current run, just finished being chased through the maintenance tunnels. you’ve had bad luck this time—unable to find a singular light source and encountering more anglers than you would’ve liked. thankfully, data seems to be scattered in every drawer and you won’t have much trouble buying items.

you wander through a few more rooms, filling your bag with as much research as possible. the next door ahead reads 52, and you eagerly hustle to go see sebastian. you hope he’s in a good mood so you can talk for a while.

you open the door and the room is dark. the next door needs a keycard or a passcode, and you get right into searching desks and drawers. and after checking everything, you’re unable to find a key to the next room.

you double check every spot, but there’s still nothing. the room is on the smaller side so there’s not many things you can search to begin with. but what you did notice while searching is a vent connected to one of the walls.

you brushed it off, thinking you would find the key and be able to move on. now, it seems that’s the only option. the thought crosses your mind that it could be sebastian’s shop, but he would’ve called out to you—right?

you walk up to the vent and pull the cover off. the vent is short—a light from the room on the other side illuminates part of the vent. you crawl through and note how this is oddly similar to the entrance to sebastian’s shop.

you emerge from the vent and realize that’s because it is sebastian’s shop. but it’s not exactly the same as you’re used to.

instead of being in his usual spot, sebastian is laying on his coiled tail. you also notice how he’s completely bare—even his belts are off. you feel scandalous before remembering that he only covers his top half anyway.

he’s in a deep sleep, snores billowing out with each breath. his lure is dimly lit, and the light reflects off his face in a way that makes him look angelic. you feel heat rising in your cheeks the longer you look at him.

thankfully, your presence doesn’t seem to interrupt his nap. it doesn’t feel right to see him in such a vulnerable position, and you would rather him not know you were here.

you awkwardly scramble to the desk that holds the keycard, trying to leave before he gets up. unfortunately, the keycard is nowhere to be found. you’re not surprised—he obviously wasn’t expecting visitors. but now you have no choice except to wake him.

you step towards him slowly and carefully, as if you aren’t disturbing him anyways. you softly tap his shoulder, his skin cool to your touch.

“…sebastian?” you say his name quietly, hoping if you wake him up gently he won’t be as angry.

suddenly, his arms reach out and wrap around your waist and he snuggles his head into your chest, letting out a low hum of satisfaction.

“—oh!” you yelp, frozen in place as your face flushes a pink hue. you weren’t expecting him to embrace you like a teddy bear.

he seems content with your complacency, his snores continue as it reverberates through your body. you see his ear fins wiggle and almost melt from the cuteness before focusing again.

you start plotting on how to get out of this situation. on one hand, you could wait for him to wake up himself—you probably wouldn’t be able to escape his grasp if you tried. on the other hand, you could try and wake him up now, but you imagine it’d be embarrassing to explain the situation.

you decide that either way, this will probably be awkward for both of you so might as well get it over with. better sooner than later, right?

“sebastian, you need to wake up.” you gently shake his shoulders.

you look down at him and see his closed eyes furrow. he grumbles before squeezing you tighter, claws scratching against your diving gear. you flinch at the screeching sound and realize it’s going to be nearly impossible to wake him up.

you decide that if you’re going to be stuck here you should at least be comfortable. you start to take off your diving gear, knowing that sebastian’s scrambler will prevent you from being shot in the head. you gently lift his arms to take the straps off, noting that he also seems more comfortable with your diving gear out of the way.

you crouch to set your gear down before being promptly pushed onto the ground as sebastian is now on top of you. you sharply intake air as your diving gear clatters on the floor next to you.

the tables have turned and now you’re the one with your head in his chest—bare chest, mind you. you falter for a moment, flustered, before running into a different problem.

with all his weight pressed on you, you’re a little concerned that you’re going to suffocate. you push him off enough to give you a little breathing room. and due to your new predicament, you have another reason to wake him up.

“sebastian, i can’t breathe. wake up, come on—”

you are abruptly cut off by his lips on yours. your eyes widen and his stay closed. you don’t pull away and eventually melt into his touch. for someone who was just complaining about trouble breathing, you are surprisingly content with this position.

he ends up pulling away first and you heave, your lungs desperately trying to catch up. he looks entirely unaffected and still very asleep.

“hush.” he commands in a deep husky voice that sends shivers down your spine. you question whether he’s conscious for a moment before your thoughts are interrupted by movement.

he rolls over onto his side, pulling you with him. his arms hug you gently, with a little more care. you are now comprised, unable to leave—but it’s not like you’re complaining.

you catch yourself snuggling into him, your slow breathing matching his. you suppose it couldn’t hurt to nap for a while, it’s not like the blacksite is going anywhere—you’ll deal with the embarrassment of this situation once you wake up.

little did you know, while the steady rhythm of sebastian’s heartbeat lulled you to sleep, three glowing eyes centered on your relaxed expression.

he’ll deal with you once he wakes back up too.

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MC: I don't understand why everyone is scared of you.

MC: I think you're kind of cute.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Kind of?

Sebek: *leaps out from his hiding place* HOW DARE YOU?!! WAKA-SAMA IS MORE THAN 'CUTE'! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW HANDSOME HE IS?!!

Lilia: Sebek, stop it! My apologies! Don't mind him! Please continue your date! *while dragging him away*

MC and Malleus: ...

MC: He reminds of horseradish.

Malleus: Pft—

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AJSHASSIDBSID NOOO YHE BUNNIES AAAAAH I'M LITERALLY SOBBING FR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

BUNNY CRIMES

synopsis - you attempt a trade with a sea bunny—which ultimately ends up failing—and now sebastian has to handle a lonely sea bunny and your crying.

a/n - though not explicitly said, sebastian and reader are in a relationship. this happened when i was playing with my diva and we thought it was a silly fic idea, enjoy !!

“awww! you’re so cute, little bunny!”

you coo at the sea bunny as it rolls over and lets you pet its stomach.

you’ve probably been in this room for at least an hour, making sure to pet every sea bunny multiple times.

you convinced sebastian to let you come here alone so he can focus while he works. to be fair, this is probably your favorite room. no monsters, cute bunnies—and you can trade items!

speaking of trading items, you decide it’s about time for you to go back. you’ll trade an item you stole got from sebastian before you leave.

you crouch down and beckon a little sea bunny to come closer. it waddles its little legs over to you and tilts its head at you expectantly.

you pull out a regular flashlight from your supplies—which you deemed useless since you use a lantern—and lay it gently on the sea bunny’s back.

the sea bunny slowly makes its way through its group of friends and into the little hole in the wall.

you sit criss-cross on the floor, waiting patiently. perfectly content playing with the other bunnies in the meantime.

after about thirty seconds, the sea bunny comes out of the hole with a new item on its back. it’s a round disk thing with a weird red-orange logo on the top. you recognize it from sebastian’s shop but have no idea what it is so you lean closer to get a better look.

just as you squint your eyes to examine it, the device beeps, a light flashes and—

BOOM!!

the device—which you now know was a bomb—explodes and kills all the bunnies.

your ears ring from the explosion as you scramble to their little bodies, desperately checking to see if they lived despite knowing they’re absolutely dead.

“NOOO!! not my bunnies…” you sob dramatically, mourning the loss of your tiny friends.

you sit on your knees for about a minute, crying over brutally murdering the poor bunnies before noticing movement out of the corner of your eye.

a living sea bunny is huddled in the corner of the room a few feet away from you. it looks…sad?

it’s kinda hard to tell since the bunny has no eyes, but its head is down and its ears are lowered.

for a moment you were happy at least one of them survived, before making a grave realization. not only did you kill all those bunnies, but the last one had to watch all its buddies die.

great, now you feel extra terrible.

you sniffle as you stand up and walk towards it, holding your sobs in to be strong for the bunny.

“h-hey little guy…im so, so sorry for killing your friends.”

you crouch and hold out your hand to it, trying to be as gentle as possible so you don’t scare it.

it rubs its head against your hand and lets out a little squeak that makes your heart melt.

you know you have to go soon or sebastian will get worried, but you can’t just leave the poor little thing here when it’s relying on you.

“i’m gonna take you with me, okay buddy?”

it lets out a squeak of approval and you position your hands underneath it to pick it up.

you exit the room with the bunny in your arms, not without taking one look back at the scene of exploded bunnies. you feel the guilt rising and tears fall once again.

you can’t believe you would do that to the poor bunnies and thinking about it makes you cry even harder.

sebastian has had the most boring day of his life (he thinks that most days).

no expendables to torture tease and a whole load of documents to go through. on top of that, you were gone with the sea bunnies again.

he knows shouldn’t be complaining if it helps him escape though. plus he can always have a conversation with painter.

he sighs, still unable to focus and incredibly fed up with reading. he just needs something interesting to do, but unfortunately there’s barely anything he considers interesting in the blacksite besides bothering you.

maybe now would be a good time to get a little bit of rest.

sebastian leans against the wall and closes his eyes. it won’t be long—maybe just a few minutes of sleep and then he’ll get back to work.

plus, there’s absolutely nothing in the blacksite that can bother him now—

“SEBASTIAN, LET ME IN!”

oh, it’s you.

and from the sound of it you’re very distressed too. he can tell by the fact you’re almost breaking down the outside vent cover trying to get in.

he groans, he should’ve heard your footsteps but he was too focused on actually getting some rest.

“back away from the vent.” he snarled, not caring whether you actually hear him or not because right now he’d be satisfied with hitting you in the face with the vent cover.

you must’ve heard him though because he heard the vent cover bounce off the floor.

you crawl through the vent faster than you’ve ever done and flop face down into sebastian’s shop before he hears the sound of an angler passing through the area.

oh, that’s why you were in such a rush.

he looks down at you and is taken aback by the sight before him.

you’re laying flat on your stomach, looking right back at him with blood red eyes and large tears rolling down your face.

there’s also a sea bunny in your arms.

your face almost makes him feel bad, but the sight is so comical he can’t help but chuckle.

“the angler scare you that much? i hate to break it to you but him and i look pretty similar.”

you don’t respond to his joke and instead just keep staring at him with those big sad eyes.

he sighs, knowing you’re not gonna respond to his usual teasing.

“…what’s the matter?” he asks monotonously, feigning a lack of care.

that must’ve been the right question to ask though because you immediately slam your head into the floor and start bawling.

sebastian is as much confused as he is concerned by your dramatic display. but, between your sobs he can make out a few words:

“i killed them..” you say with hiccups between each word.

sebastian is even more concerned now, you are the last person he would expect that would kill anyone.

“you killed who?” he asks hesitantly.

“THE BUNNIES!” you cried and then start wailing even louder while hugging the bunny in your arms tightly.

while sebastian is relieved you didn’t actually kill anyone, he has to hold back his laughter about how ridiculous this situation is.

he knows the bunnies somehow get ahold of the bombs he places, so he assumes they blew up while trading with you.

you’ve also brought one into his shop, and he’s actually kinda surprised a bunny survived.

you must’ve brought it with you in your “grief” while also deciding the explosion was your fault.

sebastian CANNOT hold back his laughter anymore.

you stop crying for a moment to look up at him with this angry, pouting face and he just laughs even harder.

“do you not even care about the bunnies?” you ask accusingly—apparently his enjoyment of this angered you enough to actually get out a full sentence without hiccuping.

he grins, “no—i just find it hilarious that you think it’s your fault.”

“it was my fault! don’t blame the bunnies.”

he chuckles again before crossing his top arms.

“whatever you say. you gonna keep that thing now or are you gonna suffocate and kill it like the others?”

you’re offended by his comment until you realize just how hard you’ve been squeezing the poor bunny in your misery.

you push the bunny away, afraid to hurt it like the others and start sobbing into the floor again.

“i didn’t *hic* mean to, im *hic* so sorry bunny!”

now sebastian does start to feel bad and decides to comfort you for now so that when you cheer up he can tease you again.

“ugh, just—c’mere.”

he picks you up and you immediately wrap your legs around his front and arms around his neck. your face is shoved into his chest as you continue sobbing.

he smiles down at you softly—since you can’t see his face—and hugs you with his arms.

you look up at him sniffling, and he immediately changes into his signature smirk.

“you’re such a baby.”

you frown and push your face back into his chest.

“…shut up.”

once again, you’ve managed to brighten his day.

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lowk obsessing over him 😞❤️

He gave you a special discount!!! +drugs

BTW, I am the artist, I just go by AlleyCatY2K now 😅

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OOOOOH TRUE

Also this one of Lilia

BUT SERIOUSLY THEY SHOULD MAKE A LEONA CARD SHIRTLESS, IT’S A NEED🙏

I love how everyone mad about that he’s not shirtless

Babygirl~ the present also more exciting when it’s wrapped✨ please someone stop me… Im cringe… not funny…

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Brothers in spirit

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WAAAAHAHAHHSHAHSHSHSNAKXNSKSNSIMSSKS OH MY FUCKING GAWD LOOK AT THIS SEXY MAN-

If it’s okay to make a request, maybe General Lilia showing his scars 👉👈 if that’s okay

⇥ 900 Followers event | reference

i love lilia

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AINSAOSJSISMSODMD he should be shirtless tho 😞💔 (highly doubt Disney would make a character shirtless lol🤷)

I love how everyone mad about that he’s not shirtless

Babygirl~ the present also more exciting when it’s wrapped✨ please someone stop me… Im cringe… not funny…

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KENMA who has the biggest crush on his own wife. ♡ ☆

and i’m talking about if men could ovulate, that would be kenma, every. day. he just thinks you’re so pretty, so perfect. every subtle move you make is admired by amber hues and rosey cheeks every second of every day. and he can’t help it.

he even posts about it, how he thinks you’re so beautiful and how you make him nervous whenever you’re around despite being married and knowing each other since high school. you’ve always had the same affect on him. the comments being filled with “bro has a crush on his own wife” “he’s ovulating…” and “bro just realized he’s in love with his wife”

honestly, it scares kenma. he really doesn’t know how a guy like him was able to pull such a woman as you. nonetheless marry him. what scares him is if he makes one wrong move, you could slip right through his fingers. he doesn’t know what he’d do with himself if he no longer had you. he doesn’t remember what his life was like before you first entered his narrow field of vision back in 2012…

all that he knows is that he needs you. take care of him because you’re all he needs. you’re his smile, his laughter, and hopefully the future mother of his children.

a/n : yes, i changed my theme again. this has been sitting in the drafts for about a month so i really hope you enjoyed <33

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Imagine Kenma playing while interacting with his chat. The broadcast has been going on for hours, and eventually, he starts losing repeatedly, people are now enjoying his stress

"I can see the vein popping out on his forehead"

"The disappointment and anger when he's dying haha"

"Kodzuken needs backup. lol"

He reads the last comment aloud, then stops. He pauses the game, turns to the camera, and says:

"I'm back in five chat, I'm going to get my buff"

Soon after, he appears in front of you. You're on the couch, watching your show, almost asleep to be honest. Kenma leans down, kisses your lips, and strokes your hair. Then he goes back upstairs

You don't quite understand what he meant by that, but you don't give it much thought either

When Kenma sits back down in front of the computer, the chat is visibly confused about where he was

"Relax… I just went to get my lucky item"

His voice remains monotone, but a small smile is apparent on his face.

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that one meme on twitter but silbsebe

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A Bitch

Author’s note: i dont remember if ive posted this here or nah, also i should draw SAM more

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guys hear me TF OUT

I just saw a pic of Vil in Pinterest with his hair tied in a ponytail n I immediately fell in love like WTF HOW CAN HE LOOK THAT HANDSOME WITH HIS HAIR LIKE THAT ✋😭���️❤️

anyways guys i’m delulu😞😞

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Malleus: You're still the same as ever.

MC: Excuse me, do I know you? *now reincarnated as fae*

Malleus: *smiles softly* I assume not, but someday soon, I’ll be your dearest friend.

MC: *raises an eyebrow* Is it because you're handsome? I'm not that shallow, y'know.

Malleus: It's the truth.

MC: Sure, weirdo. *offers their hand to shake*

Malleus: *chuckles as he accepts the handshake*

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The doctor: Are you sexually active?

MC: *looks confused* Can you dumb down the question for me? Because I might give you a different answer.

The doctor: ...

The doctor: Okay, I'm asking if you've been having sex recently.

MC: Oh, no. I haven't done it with anyone yet. *laughs*

Cater: *who's with them*

Cater: ...

Cater: Yeah, 'cause self-help doesn't count.

The doctor: *clears his throat*

MC: Now you made the doctor uncomfortable.

Cater: Nah, doctors are used to this kind of thing. Right, doc?

The doctor: Yes...

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MC: You want us... to enter a marriage simulation game?

Malleus: ...

Lilia: Fufu~ It will be fun.

MC: You're planning something.

Lilia: No, I'm not~.

Malleus: Lilia, do we have privacy in this game?

MC: ...

Lilia: Of course! And everything will stay confidential—It'll be just between you two.

Malleus: I see.

MC: Okay...? If you're fine with it.

Lilia: How is it~?

Malleus and MC: ...

MC: It wasn't bad.

Lilia: Oh? How about you, Malleus?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: It was... fine.

Lilia: ...

Lilia: Things got wild in the game, huh?

MC and Malleus: ...

MC and Malleus: Lilia.

Lilia: I didn't see anything.

Lilia: But I read everything.