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*koenigs jog halts as he takes in the scene*

mein gott

what happened here...

(OOC: I HAVE AWOKEN! AND IM READY TO FIGHT MY GODS.)

*the Sargent walks over to price.*

“…someone drowned the mess hall. It is.. it is an aquarium.”

*the Sargent thinks for a moment before speaking up once more.*

“maybe we can throw that one soldier in there.”

Who was it?

Look at the sergeant on high alert, fed up with the disasters the soldiers cause.

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Konig. Sergeant Horror and I need your help.

@john-captain-price

huh?

what do you need help with... is everything ok?

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i made a thing :3

err ignore my bad screenshoting skills but yea

might add some more stuff to it

I'm so good at roblox guys

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"oh thats not me"

...

"ignore yesterday i caught the flu...just a side effect i think"

"i think it needs a mini top hat"

*horseshoe crab creeps up next to you*

*screams*

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRABS

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hold on this just gave me the idea to put together a koenig cosplay since i already have a bunch of military stuff from wanting to make a guest 1337 one

*takes notes*

I'm so good at roblox guys

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*one of the king crabs pinches the Sargent*

ooc: wait wait wait wait how do you know about the screeching chicken toy did i send the ask to the wrong person D:

cause like i sent and ask about that to time/clock but i dont recall them replying to it (is because i sent it to the wrong person?)

or is this purely a coincidence !! !!

königs form bends in ways it shouldnt

"scheiße... this is not what i wanted!! !..why couldnt i be a hermit c-"

he collapses onto the floor. his figure now only crab,

they scatter across the floor

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*the Sargent stares at him.*

“… I dunno if your friend(boyfriend if u ship Horangi and König) is gonna be happy your a crab when the bills come along.”

*the Sargent squats down to get a better look at König the crab.*

“he’s already not to happy about the fact you gave that squid a chicken that squawks apparently.”

*the Sargent mumbles then pokes the crab.*

“He’ll turn ya into soup!!”

*the Sargent snickers*

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have a wip nikto run cycle

:3

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Batteries are good. They're like pennies but sharper.

i don't suggest putting your mouth on the button-cell ones though.

- 💥 Anon

i havent tried those yet, wait why not

is in case you accidentally swallow it or something

i feel like they would be perfect though as the other ones have plastic on them

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i only get existential if i dont talk to enough people

why be stressed about the meaning of life when you can stress about whether you interacted with another human the correct way

¯\_(ツ)_/��

does anyone else crave batteries?

like the taste of the metal, the mild burning but also the cooling of the metal surface.

i cant be the only one to wants to consume battery acid, right?

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does anyone else crave batteries?

like the taste of the metal, the mild burning but also the cooling of the metal surface.

i cant be the only one to wants to consume battery acid, right?

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...

I dont need sleep

>:-(

does anyone else crave batteries?

like the taste of the metal, the mild burning but also the cooling of the metal surface.

i cant be the only one to wants to consume battery acid, right?

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does anyone else crave batteries?

like the taste of the metal, the mild burning but also the cooling of the metal surface.

i cant be the only one to wants to consume battery acid, right?

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König quickly darts away in search of something

*the octopus hybrid perks up at the mention of a chew toy and crawls back over and gives the now wet spare masks that smile like rotting fish back.*

-🐙⏱️

*König recoiled back in pure fear and agony as he drops the spare masks and possibly starts crying a little*

th- thanks ja... ja im getting you that chew toy

*he then notices there is some goop on his gloves so he promptly throws them onto the ground*

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Hii Köing!! :) Do you have a favorite dinosaur?? I have many. Specifically the spinosaurus and kaprosuchus! Sorry if you've been asked this before! Have a darling day! Chi pisa la chike (cya later). - 🪲

If thats used then 🐊

oh i like the Ankylosaurus, dont exactly know much about the creature but it just looks so

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*the octopus hybrid perks up at the mention of a chew toy and crawls back over and gives the now wet spare masks that smile like rotting fish back.*

-🐙⏱️

*König recoiled back in pure fear and agony as he drops the spare masks and possibly starts crying a little*

th- thanks ja... ja im getting you that chew toy

*he then notices there is some goop on his gloves so he promptly throws them onto the ground*

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*noms König’s spare masks and runs off.*

-🐙⏱️

do i need to get you a chew toy

😡😡😡

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Dino is talking to someone, then suddenly stops, holding up a finger to tell them to wait a second.. He’s breathing very shallow, and seemingly in pain, but then he stands up and sits back down again, and he’s fine..*(based on a true story)

-🦕

König, who was sitting on a nearby couch, looked over as he noticed movement from the corner of his eye. he furrowed his brows in confusion but also concern.

"do you need to see a medic dino?"