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itachi @ sasuke for 99% of the series: on EVERY level possible I’m going to ruin your life and traumatize and torture you and make you suffer and treat you like trash which you are you pathetic little fuckshit.

itachi ONCE: *pokes sasuke’s forehead* *smiles at him*

all of fandom: oh… so tragic… itachi loved him all along…. what a good big brother 😢😢😢😢 itachi rights! sasuke you loser why wont you throw your life away for the state like your hero brother

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if i had made this video it would be like 17 hours long

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I just found out that after Kishimoto did the entermix magazine interview where he says "my brother and I are the prototype for Naruto and Sasuke" and "for me brotherly love and friendship are the same" they asked his brother Seishi about this and he said "My brother's concept of brotherly love is very strange" LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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As much as I love Kabuto, I will forever be mad about the fact that in the saga where they were trying to convince Tsunade to come back to the Leaf and she was out there about to beat Orochimaru's ass and demonstrate just how much of a badass bitch she is, THAT EXACTLY was the moment Kishi chose to demonstrate how much of a talented freak Kabuto is against her and even she admits he's so much more skilled than her when she was young, like?????? Nuh huh she should have beat that twink to a pulp, humbled him and make him go back to fighting Shizune or Jiraiya's drunk ass instead.

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Your art is ugly, start drawing Naruto fucking the female characters in his show and maybe you'll get engagement

I know I shouldn't even bother giving something like this the time of day but I gotta hold space for the fact that this is quite possibly the funniest ask I’ve ever read.

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sasuke wouldn't go to therapy because he thinks that its only purpose is to 'fix people' and he knows that what's wrong with him isn't fixable (but if it were, he wouldn't want it to be fixed). naruto doesn't know what therapy is and if he did he'd be like well i don't need to identify and defeat my inner demons. i know exactly where he is no worries.

kakashi has gone to every therapist's office in konoha and made all of them give him equally conflicting instructions and diagnoses just so he can take whatever course of action he wants and (factually) back it up with 'this is what my therapist recommended'. sure he could lie about it but it's much funnier if he's telling the truth.

sakura won't go to therapy because she's deeply aware of how utterly fucked she is and she will NOT have that shit out in the world

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omg you're doing a face meme, yay!! G9 with mito, if you feel like it? 🥺💕

if i feel like drawing mito sicko mode??? ALWAYS

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10min mito

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nart misc

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Dont die because once you do uoure under my command lol

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Peep my miniature wife

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Rock Lee vs. Gaara went SO hard and was so memorable, it unintentionally tricked an entire generation into thinking Naruto's underlying theme was that effort and hard work ultimately triumph over natural talent. Naruto was, in fact, not about that. It was the opposite, in fact.

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does weighted clothing work or is Rock Lee a liar

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what the hell.