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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

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that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.

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your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)

you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)

you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)

telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.

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Handcraft

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I wonder if this person knows he’s in ppl’s nightmares…

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knights of the round table

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you may not like Rohan but what about his stand heavens door is fucking adorable

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Josuke voice im shopping for clothes at the soup store, yasuho

this is tsurugi’s fault i bet

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fingers in his ass sunday

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girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee

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Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

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my favorite characters

gay

in love with best friend to a wildly codependent degree

on god we gonna GET you a therapist bro 

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that was the most sincere “oh no” at the end