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new blog look wow beautiful pls follow thank you

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i weep for you

lord jesus

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kongeriketnoreg replied to your post:new blog look wow beautiful pls follow thank you

I only thought people did that if their blogs were like 2-3 years old to reorganize it

i have less than 1000 posts lmao but its irking me

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new blog look wow beautiful pls follow thank you

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i might make a new blog for this idiot

neat, clean, everything tagged accordingly

maybe a few wee changes

ah

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I’m not insulting you; I’m actually kind of worried.

Nobody in their right mind would use the two in the same sentence.

@muchcheese

I’m insulting you, don’t insult me.

We may have caught the plague a billion times but my growth in the brain wasn’t stunted.

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The best kind!

[ asking the stand holder for two frikandellen and frites, passing one to christiaan and dousing his own in mayonnaise. ] 

Eet smakelijk, Tiaan! [ pauses ] ...Er, Christiaan.

Yeah. Good and fattening. 

[Throws an arm over his shoulder, showing him the way to a frites stand] 

Nope. Their problem, not mine.

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[ text ] i speak so many languages but drunk italian is not one of them

|| Text ||: dont no wut your talking bout not drukn

[ text ]  i can’t believe you didn’t invite me!!!

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|| Text ||: dont no wut your talking bout not drukn

[ text ]  i can’t believe you didn’t invite me!!!

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Drunken Texts/Calls {Sentence Starters}

TEXTS

text: dont no wut your talking bout not drukn

text: love u soooooooooooooooo much

text: lets go buy like 10 chickens k?

text: do u wanna eat cheese with me

text: walmart dont like me

text: i want a puppy. a big puppy.

text: i like your face. u have a nice face

text: m drunk. help me drinking this

text: i want baby like half dozen of babys

text: i loooobe u swetiee

text: i got like 5 pizza. i like pizza

text: u kno where my pants went? lol pants

text: thnk u 4 being hot

text: i wanna bite my nose. it keps moving away!

text: do u like fidh? fish? omg fish r prtty!

CALLS

"Where are you, babyyyyy? I wanna hug you!"

"Why are you single? You are soooo great."

"My friends want you to bring us alcohols!"

"Need a ... ride home. Have to pee."

"You are my best friend! Like, my BEST friend!"

"Where's the pizza? Are you a pizza person?"

"You look like a penguin. Penguins are soooo cute!"

"How many pineapples do YOU eat before you sleep?"

"Hehehehe! Buttons make silly noises when I touch them!"

"I have another bottle of the happy water. It's yummy."

"Come heeeeere! I wanna kiss you!"

"Come help me find my shirt. I think it flew away."

"Somebody stole my house! I cant find it today."

"I drew a kitty on the wall! Its so cuuuute."

"Do you have flowers? Cause I wanna go get some flowers!"

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[ he’s kind of worried ] Do..

do you have a fully functioning brain? And taste buds?

@muchcheese

Hershey makes a better chocolate than Godiva.

[that physically hurt to say hershey’s is like plastic]

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...Frikandellen? Frites? Something with mayonnaise, I don’t know.

[ he shrugs and takes out his wallet, counting through it ]

You don’t get on well with a lot of people, huh.

A keg of your stuff and sure. Something that’s fried. 

[he has a massive headache and that usual smile is like a million miles away] 

Eh. Could be worse. He could be fuckin’ Rotterdam.

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muchcheese replied to your post:i could eat 500kg of edam rn

IKR young edam is so good

[trumpet noises] talk edam to me

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i could eat 500kg of edam rn

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[ okay that earned a glare ]

It might not technically be mine anymore, klootzak, but it wouldn’t be what it is today without me.

You can’t replicate something like that. However I’m pretty sure I could go to any place in the world and find better quality gouda cheese that was made there. 

@muchcheese

[uah uah uah]

Yes, more for you. Dutch chocolate is plenty good, mind you. We don’t NEED Godiva. Oh wait, do you still own that?

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you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk