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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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Me fr

it’s the sad face, the ugly and fraying sweaters and the weepy loser behaviour that got me horny for him

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I see tumblr as The Realm 

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I wish my father loved me like he loves my sister. Its been days since we talked despite the fact that we live in the same small house.

We used to be great, he used to express love but now things are just cold. I saw him eating food alone when mama wasn't home so I went to sit down with him, to give him company and he legit left the fucking room leaving me like ????

I can see the change in his voice when he talks to my sister or anyone else. But when it's me and him, we hardly ever talk. Even if I try to start the conversation, he gives dry one line answers and gives me the hint that he doesn't wish to talk to me. But when it's my sister or my brother, its a proper communication.

Both my parents have shoved all the restrictions on me. I'm not allowed to go out, I'm not allowed go hang out with my friends, I'm not allowed to go over to my friends house because I should be the understanding one. I'm the elder daughter I should be responsible amd working while my siblings have it all easy.

I just wish I knew what I did wrong. What can I do to make things right, i don't even do anything. Ive never argued with my parents, never talked back to them. Always said yes to whatever they asked me to do. Never fought them, never showed attitude. Then why did it all turn out to this? I wish my parents loved me the way they both love my siblings.

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Another shameless merch plug because I am broke and trying to move out of Texas lol

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i can’t believe everytime! literally every chapter in jjk after gojo is sealed is such a roller coaster. you meet yuta. he’s still cute but menacing now?wait he wants to kill yuji. HE KILLS YUJI!!! No! it was an act. Gojo sensei was looking out for his kids by asking the eldest sibling to protect the rest. also did yuta just call gojo bitchlesss?😭😭

P.S: Yuta’s looking like an absolute cutie <33

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LIKE STOP THE MF MADNESSSSS RIGHT NEOOOWWWWWWW OH MY GAWWLWLD. BE SO SERIOUS

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back with another chubby girl x ur fave post!!! hope y’all enjoy! this is a black reader x whoever post, but anyone can enjoy! catered to my fellow chubby girlz cause we rule the world <3

toji likes chubby girls. idc idc argue wit ya mama!

he always loved the idea of being able to surprise his pretty lil gf by picking her up like she weighs nothing and fuckin her anywhere he sees fit. <3

has 100% posted something along the lines of “i like bitches wit stomachs!! pussy always good and she soft!!” he def blew up on the net that day :/

but! needless to say, you came into his life shortly after.

you were a bit weary stumbling across him that sunny afternoon. seeing that fine ass 6’2, 280 pound man, completely covered in tattoos during your downtown walk was not in your cards for the day.

i mean, he looked scary as shit walking down the side walk. dressed in a short sleeved black compression shirt and black sweats, he seriously looked like he was getting ready to beat up the next person he saw. then the scar on his lip didn’t make him any more approachable looking.

you literally thanked your lucky star that you would enter your favorite coffee shop before having to walk past him. so imagine your surprise when you suddenly felt a tap on your shoulder while standing in line and seeing this same man give you the cutest smile.

he eventually convinced you to let him take you out later that night, and you’ve never looked back!

he constantly tells you “we don’t needa bed baby, i can hold you up jus fine”, with a devious look on his face. he thinks it’s funny when you get that surprised look when he fucks you standing up. he wouldn’t dare let his pretty baby sit on a dirty club sink, so, what better way to prevent that then by holding you!!

you absolutely love it. you’ve finally found a man that loves your weight and couldn’t care shit else about it. sure, toji works out like 6 times a week and is absolutely ripped, but he’d never make you work out unless you wanted to. and even then he’s questioning you, “why the fuck you wanna do that? you’re perfect the way you are, lil girl”. you just roll your eyes and rise up off the couch, but not before toji gives that ass a nice, hefty smack. of course you look at him like he’s crazy, but he just goes back to scrolling on his phone while biting back a laugh.

all of his friends don’t rlly get it, but he doesn’t give a fuck. seeing your pretty face and chubby cheeks makes him wanna giggle like a school girl, though, he’ll never admit it.

he’s also 100% the type to grab your rolls/stomach while laying in the bed. you look at him crazy every time and all he does is smile and give you a fat, wet kiss. “stop lookin at me ‘fore i put a baby in you”. suddenly ur eyes are wide open

ugh, toji just luvs the big gworls! :p

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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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Real

there’s a part of me that isn’t the same anymore.

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I don't care how annoying you find him, we know for a fact that Slughorn loved teaching reg and I'll bet anything reg liked him too because he was NEVER praised at home so having an adult proud of him made him feel special

So

I propose this

Minnie: Sirius Black called me 'mum' by accident today

Horace: Really? Regulus accidentally called me 'dad'

Minnie: they're very traumatised

Horace: yeah, you're probably right

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Kiss 'N Run —꒱

You run away after you kiss them

Gojo - Fucking dies from cuteness overload. He thinks you’re the most adorable little thing in the world and he lives by it. Goofy as fuck; he clutches his heart, and stretches a hand as if trying to reach you dramatically as he falls to his knees while yelling “nooOooOoOoO how could yoOoOuUuuU!!” Don’t worry though, he’ll find you later and smooch the life out of you while giggling; by the way, his innocent kisses are easily turned into heavy make outs.

Toji - Running? From him? Not gonna happen, but good luck trying anyway. Fast as fuck, your ass better be an engine if you wanna try that shit on him—he looks terrifying as hell so you have to pray to god for ten days straight before trying this scary mf. He’ll catch you and accidentally break your skull…just kidding lol, he’d probably grab you by the hair though and slam you really hard against any surface so he can shove his tongue down your throat…full of lust and passion !!

Nanami - How would you run if you are trapped under his massive arms?? He snakes his arms around you when he kisses you, one around your waist while the other is  around your shoulder as he holds the back of your head. There is no such a thing as a peck with this man, all kisses have to be deep and lip bruising—unless he is in a hurry, which is rare, but you manage and he catches you so fast it makes you wanna die from embarrassment when he gives you a confused look.

Geto - A soft smile curls on his lips as he chortles lightly—finding you too damn cute. Calmly walks around until he finds you, he kisses the top of your head, then your cheeks, your eyes, the tip of your nose, and trails soft kisses along your jaw until his lips reach your ear. “Never run away from me,” he whispers, almost darkly—it makes you shudder harshly before your mouth is covered by his own.

© kenruu

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toji 🤝 mating press after that trailer has been rotting my mind my entire nervous system GOODBYE

ME TOO, daddy kink + mating press + biting + praise + petnames + raw sex + cream pies + he treats you like a princess when you’re in a mating press + toji is a very condescending person <3

think he puts you in the meanest mating press, the type where all you can do is hold onto his biceps and pray he doesn’t give or let you go (he never does)… the type where you can see your feet dangle helplessly from the crook of his arms- wondering in between the peppered kisses he leaves at your hairline why he’s affectionate, so touchy.

wondering why the weight of his body and every stroke starts a creeping orgasm in the pit of your belly. trying to blink away tears, staring up at him bleary eyed and nearly incoherent.

tethered by only his saccharine words- cooing small praises that make you wanna hide from everyone, pinned by his stare and the press you’re in, waiting for you to call him by that title that makes his eyes own eyes tip back into his head.

“come on angel.” he always whispers, words squeezed out between thrusts that feel like they might shatter your hips.

“say it.” toji murmurs, digging his teeth into the fat of your cheek when you gasp and try to arch up but are reminded at how much you’re unable to move or do anything. the simmering feeling of embarrassment just adding onto the whole thing, painting your body in a burning heat.

“daddy.” you cry, trying to keep your bottom lip from quivering, body reminded that while his inhuman strength and stamina keeps you folded down- it’s at the cost of your own integrity.

“atta girl- there’s my baby, letting daddy take care of you.” toji smiles, a wicked thing- a silent warning before he digs his feet into the bed and grabs at the back of your knees. hiking them up further, not sure he’s even thrusting now- settled to use your own body against you, bouncing your ass off the bed.

“gunna cum pretty for me, yeah? gunna give daddy what he wants? gunna let me cum in that pretty pussy?” words dressed up like questions that have no answer to them, because you will- and he’ll make sure that you do.

watching every twitch of your body, stopping every movement when you finally gasp- seize up tight against him and gush everywhere.

painting the lower half of his tummy in your cum, unable to hear the mean chuckle that rumbles deep in his chest, amused by how quick you listen.

“yeah, that’s a good girl.” he praises, waiting for your wails to quiet down, knowing that he’s not anywhere done- holding onto all the cum he’s saved just for you.

black hair tickling you when he leans back down to bite at your swollen lips- licking the inside of your panting mouth.

“how many more will you give me before it’s my turn, hm angel?” he wonders, once again smiling at the shudder running up your body, already tired.

“d-dunno daddy.” you breathe- waiting for him to choose for you.

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Omg we used to have sm fun in the college washrooms

I miss school bathroom meetups

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Or extremely loud, bright coloured shirts with the most tiniest details on the pants

sirius black is the epitome of minuscule, minute, barely noticeable shirt and huge, gigantic, enormous pants and no one can convince me otherwise.