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Super Smash Dril: Sora

thinking of inventing a new type of person to get mad at on here. maybe people who carry too many keys around.. i dont know yet

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Super Smash Dril: Kazuya Mishima

DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, odl

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Super Smash Dril: Pyra & Mythra

horny does'nt exist

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Super Smash Dril: Sephiroth

the words "yugioh angel" reverse burned into my flesh after attempting to pose shirtless on the hood of my modified car during a heat wave

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Super Smash Dril: Steve

building a casket from my babydaughter in minecraft in lieu of a real casket which i can not affort.

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Super Smash Drl: Min-Min

SOup is not lunch. Soup is a condiment

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Super Smash Dril: Byleth

chiropracty is real and it works on swords also.

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Super Smash Dril: Terry Bogard

i may not know "jack shit" , but i know my friend "Jack fists" and he would like to come to knock the shit out of your teeth,

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Super Smash Dril: Banjo & Kazooie

rubbinb hand sanitizer all over my loud mouthed pet birds

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Super Smash Dril: Hero

im going to get shit on a lot for posting this but i dont care

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Super Smash Dril: Joker

the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"

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Super Smash Dril: Piranha Plant

the Law Man surveys the room, and is able to locate me hiding behind a potted plant thanks to my tail of miserable , fucked up turds

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Super Smash Dril: Incineroar

WHO SUMMONE D WRESTLERS TO MY YARD. I DESPERATELY NEED STOMACH MEDS AND IM AFRAID TO GO LEAVE HOUSE. MY BIRDBATH HAS ALREADY BEEN SUPLEXED

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Super Smash Dril: Isabelle

sheriff's department transmission decoded by anonymous: "Please Keep Rowdy Beasts Away From Mayor During Dog Show" --what could it all mean??

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Super Smash Dril: King K. Rool

id like to report an error of the googleglass please. if you accidentally wear it backwards it send a video of a big horrible eye to everyone

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Super Smash Dril: Richter Belmont

looking at some picture of dracula.

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Super Smash Dril: Simon Belmont

looking at pictures of rotisseries chickens i wish i could maul with my bare hands